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Naked shaved lice free dance for the totp!


woqenge towaveotm zwomdt.


Moorluck wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
Happy Lice day folks. :(
Say whaaa?

A little boy in my daughters class has lice. Now 5 kids, including Arden have them. Arden shares a room with her baby brother, you can guess where I'm going with this. So I had to spring $56 for lice treatment for all the kids.

Yay school.

Yikes. No fun. Not cheap.

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Freehold DM wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
Happy Lice day folks. :(
Say whaaa?

A little boy in my daughters class has lice. Now 5 kids, including Arden have them. Arden shares a room with her baby brother, you can guess where I'm going with this. So I had to spring $56 for lice treatment for all the kids.

Yay school.

Yikes. No fun. Not cheap.

nope. But on the other hand it's one of those special joys of parenthood.... oh wait. :P


Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Dang, Puffy, it's been a while.

I know. Been trying to resurrect my brother Puffy the Dinner Roll. The upcoming holidays have the dough and yeast gods nervous.

Liberty's Edge Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012

Moorluck wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:
We were dog-sitting last night for a friend's miniature dachsund. "Well behaved" they said. "Sleeps all night" they said. "House broken" they said.
I've found that "mini" dogs are the worst about that kind of thing.
She barked and whined all night. We barely slept. And every time someone walks in the door she gets too excited and pees on the rug. It would be cute and funny if it wasn't my rug.
I've found that they fit in the oven easily.

Ooooh. Weenie roast!


Patrick Curtin wrote:

*blink*

mrrrllph

Lousy halflings and their loud-ass flutes

*blink*

Hahaha! I felt like crap, so I went back to sleep. I wonder if the wife picked up a bug at the ballpark yesterday.


Puffy the Breakfast Roll wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Dang, Puffy, it's been a while.
I know. Been trying to resurrect my brother Puffy the Dinner Roll. The upcoming holidays have the dough and yeast gods nervous.

Why is it dinner rolls are targeted for violence more often than breakfast rolls?

RPG Superstar 2012

Dang it, now my head itches!

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taig wrote:
Dang it, now my head itches!

Hehe, yeah so does mine. And I shave my dome, but damn those things give me the heebee jeebees.


I just remembered how brilliantly wickedly funny I can be. (Too bad the memory isn't similarly gifted.) Heathy was my inspiration, though.

I just thought I'd remind everyone, as I'm sure its remembrance will cheer you all.


Moorluck wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
Happy Lice day folks. :(
Say whaaa?

A little boy in my daughters class has lice. Now 5 kids, including Arden have them. Arden shares a room with her baby brother, you can guess where I'm going with this. So I had to spring $56 for lice treatment for all the kids.

Yay school.

~shakes my head~ That is so not lice. ~runs~

~grimaces~ Sorry to hear that, Moorluck and Solnes. Good luck on dealing with that issue.


Moorluck wrote:
taig wrote:
Dang it, now my head itches!
Hehe, yeah so does mine. And I shave my dome, but damn those things give me the heebee jeebees.

You shave your head TOO!?? BROTHER!!

What facial hair do you rock? I'm growing the pharoah-beard myself.


Freehold DM wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
taig wrote:
Dang it, now my head itches!
Hehe, yeah so does mine. And I shave my dome, but damn those things give me the heebee jeebees.

You shave your head TOO!?? BROTHER!!

What facial hair do you rock? I'm growing the pharoah-beard myself.

If he is smart, then he will not have any. Solnes is MEAN!!! She would grab and twist any facial hair that Moorluck had if he pissed her off. ~grins~


Sorry about the lice. Yich!


Sharoth wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
taig wrote:
Dang it, now my head itches!
Hehe, yeah so does mine. And I shave my dome, but damn those things give me the heebee jeebees.

You shave your head TOO!?? BROTHER!!

What facial hair do you rock? I'm growing the pharoah-beard myself.

If he is smart, then he will not have any. Solnes is MEAN!!! She would grab and twist any facial hair that Moorluck had if he pissed her off. ~grins~

Aww man!

But DOOD! Grow mutton chops! She'll love them! And they're short enough so you don't have to worry about being hair-chastened.

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Freehold DM wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
taig wrote:
Dang it, now my head itches!
Hehe, yeah so does mine. And I shave my dome, but damn those things give me the heebee jeebees.

You shave your head TOO!?? BROTHER!!

What facial hair do you rock? I'm growing the pharoah-beard myself.

I'm half Cherokee, unfortunately my facial hair grows in patches so either I shave or I look like I have mange. :/

I wanted the whole pharoah goat, but it didn't work out so well.


Moorluck wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
taig wrote:
Dang it, now my head itches!
Hehe, yeah so does mine. And I shave my dome, but damn those things give me the heebee jeebees.

You shave your head TOO!?? BROTHER!!

What facial hair do you rock? I'm growing the pharoah-beard myself.

I'm half Cherokee, unfortunately my facial hair grows in patches so either I shave or I look like I have mange. :/

I wanted the whole pharoah goat, but it didn't work out so well.

Don't worry, dood. I'll grow DOUBLE Pharaoh for both of us. I'm rockin' facial hair for two now.

Man. This paperwork is really getting to me.

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Sharoth wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
taig wrote:
Dang it, now my head itches!
Hehe, yeah so does mine. And I shave my dome, but damn those things give me the heebee jeebees.

You shave your head TOO!?? BROTHER!!

What facial hair do you rock? I'm growing the pharoah-beard myself.

If he is smart, then he will not have any. Solnes is MEAN!!! She would grab and twist any facial hair that Moorluck had if he pissed her off. ~grins~

She settles for yanking out the hairs that grown on my jewels when she gets mad.... :(

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Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Sorry about the lice. Yich!

Thanks. You'd think I'd be the last person who'd get grossed out by bugs, but I'm spazzing out.


Moorluck wrote:
Sharoth wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
taig wrote:
Dang it, now my head itches!
Hehe, yeah so does mine. And I shave my dome, but damn those things give me the heebee jeebees.

You shave your head TOO!?? BROTHER!!

What facial hair do you rock? I'm growing the pharoah-beard myself.

If he is smart, then he will not have any. Solnes is MEAN!!! She would grab and twist any facial hair that Moorluck had if he pissed her off. ~grins~
She settles for yanking out the hairs that grown on my jewels when she gets mad.... :(

O.o

That's...just cruel.

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Freehold DM wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
taig wrote:
Dang it, now my head itches!
Hehe, yeah so does mine. And I shave my dome, but damn those things give me the heebee jeebees.

You shave your head TOO!?? BROTHER!!

What facial hair do you rock? I'm growing the pharoah-beard myself.

I'm half Cherokee, unfortunately my facial hair grows in patches so either I shave or I look like I have mange. :/

I wanted the whole pharoah goat, but it didn't work out so well.

Don't worry, dood. I'll grow DOUBLE Pharaoh for both of us. I'm rockin' facial hair for two now.

Man. This paperwork is really getting to me.

Rock it for FAWTL my drow brother. I'll go through life baby faced it seems.

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Freehold DM wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
Sharoth wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
taig wrote:
Dang it, now my head itches!
Hehe, yeah so does mine. And I shave my dome, but damn those things give me the heebee jeebees.

You shave your head TOO!?? BROTHER!!

What facial hair do you rock? I'm growing the pharoah-beard myself.

If he is smart, then he will not have any. Solnes is MEAN!!! She would grab and twist any facial hair that Moorluck had if he pissed her off. ~grins~
She settles for yanking out the hairs that grown on my jewels when she gets mad.... :(

O.o

That's...just cruel.

Dude, I'm married and have three kids. It's the highlight of my day. :P

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~Quietly slips FHDM a zippo to take care of the paperwork.~

Scarab Sages

So, so the radio station was saying the other day that taking the stairs may reduce your chance of dying.

Spoiler:
I'm pretty sure that everyone's "chance of dying" is pretty close to 100%.


Moff Rimmer wrote:

So, so the radio station was saying the other day that taking the stairs may reduce your chance of dying.

** spoiler omitted **

Word. But I REALLY appreciate how you spoilered it out of consideration.

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Moff Rimmer wrote:

So, so the radio station was saying the other day that taking the stairs may reduce your chance of dying.

** spoiler omitted **

Not us Moff. FAWTLies don't die, we just multiply!!

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Moff Rimmer wrote:

So, so the radio station was saying the other day that taking the stairs may reduce your chance of dying.

** spoiler omitted **

Not us Moff. FAWTLies don't die, we just multiply!!

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Moff Rimmer wrote:

So, so the radio station was saying the other day that taking the stairs may reduce your chance of dying.

** spoiler omitted **

Not us Moff. FAWTLies don't die, we just multiply!!

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Moff Rimmer wrote:

So, so the radio station was saying the other day that taking the stairs may reduce your chance of dying.

** spoiler omitted **

Not us Moff. FAWTLies don't die, we just multiply!!

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Moff Rimmer wrote:

So, so the radio station was saying the other day that taking the stairs may reduce your chance of dying.

** spoiler omitted **

Not us Moff. FAWTLies don't die, we just multiply!!

RPG Superstar 2012

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

I just remembered how brilliantly wickedly funny I can be. (Too bad the memory isn't similarly gifted.) Heathy was my inspiration, though.

I just thought I'd remind everyone, as I'm sure its remembrance will cheer you all.

I was particularly proud of myself for this one

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Moorluck, now in STEREO! ;)


shoves cookie crumbs into a blunderbuss and fires 'pon Moorluck clones

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And though I stand bloody and battered, I know I must fight on. Blood has been spilled, and blood has yet to be spilled, for I shall let it flow as a river until all who stand against this nation are vanquished.

I am unstoppable.
I am a monolith among mortals.
I am a juggernaut.
I am your Death.

Come, and die on the end of my blade.

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Freehold DM wrote:
shoves cookie crumbs into a blunderbuss and fires 'pon Moorluck clones

Ouch! Dude, that was mean.... tasty, but mean.

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Freehold DM wrote:
shoves cookie crumbs into a blunderbuss and fires 'pon Moorluck clones

Ouch! Dude, that was mean.... tasty, but mean.

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Freehold DM wrote:
shoves cookie crumbs into a blunderbuss and fires 'pon Moorluck clones

Ouch! Dude, that was mean.... tasty, but mean.

Scarab Sages

Moorluck wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
shoves cookie crumbs into a blunderbuss and fires 'pon Moorluck clones
Ouch! Dude, that was mean.... tasty, but mean.

Will the real Moorluck please stand up?


Dear god....Cookies have no effect on them!
falls back to second line of defense


taig wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

I just remembered how brilliantly wickedly funny I can be. (Too bad the memory isn't similarly gifted.) Heathy was my inspiration, though.

I just thought I'd remind everyone, as I'm sure its remembrance will cheer you all.

I was particularly proud of myself for this one

Ooo...could you copy and paste? I don't want a dot appearing by that thread.


Pathfinder Roleplaying Game Superscriber; Pathfinder Starfinder Adventure Path, Starfinder Roleplaying Game, Starfinder Society Subscriber

So since I was away for the night we have lice, dots, and clones. So basically FAWTL is normal.

Dark Archive

Dear Leafy..... Sent..... that is all.


::Digs sleeping bag out of storage::


Moorluck wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
shoves cookie crumbs into a blunderbuss and fires 'pon Moorluck clones
Ouch! Dude, that was mean.... tasty, but mean.

Yum!!! Cookie crumbs!!!


Moorluck wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
shoves cookie crumbs into a blunderbuss and fires 'pon Moorluck clones
Ouch! Dude, that was mean.... tasty, but mean.

Yum!!! Cookie crumbs!!!


Moorluck wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
shoves cookie crumbs into a blunderbuss and fires 'pon Moorluck clones
Ouch! Dude, that was mean.... tasty, but mean.

Yum!!! Cookie crumbs!!!


Moorluck wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
shoves cookie crumbs into a blunderbuss and fires 'pon Moorluck clones
Ouch! Dude, that was mean.... tasty, but mean.

Yum!!! Cookie crumbs!!!


Moorluck wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
shoves cookie crumbs into a blunderbuss and fires 'pon Moorluck clones
Ouch! Dude, that was mean.... tasty, but mean.

Yum!!! Cookie crumbs!!!

Liberty's Edge

I really wish someone would have told me that yesterday was scheduled to be a migraine headache day. What a nightmare! On the up side, the toilet and I are good friends now.

EDIT: Naked migraine for the ToTP!

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