Elves have worms!A dwarf told me if you cut an elf in half, both pieces grow into a full elf. He also told me they were hermaphroditic.and a gnome told me that Dwarves are born when a can of whoop arse is opened.....
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Nah. Dwarves are corrupted orcs. That's why the dwarves wanted to eradicate the poor orcs during their quest for sky: They didn't want the world to know where they came from.
Their plan was to either kill them all or drive them out into the world so they and those humans that were up there could kill each other. But they were betrayed by their Aboleth allies, which promised them the age of darkness they created would last long enough to finish off both races.
Ever since, dwarves don't like aboleths, or humans, or orcs, or anything else (though, to be honest, they were hateful little freaks long before. What do you expect if you're a degenerate orc?)
I'd expect them to be smurfs