The Politics of Paizonia I


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What are the hundred best ideas ever promised by a Political Party before an election anywhere in the world?

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"Read my lips... No new taxes."


Are you including what the candidates claim their political opponents "promise" to do?


More beer.

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Epic Beard Man wrote:
More beer.

Who the hell offered more beer? Dang it! I should have asked for sources.

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Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
Are you including what the candidates claim their political opponents "promise" to do?

just what their Political Party offers.

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yellowdingo wrote:
Epic Beard Man wrote:
More beer.
Who the hell offered more beer? Dang it! I should have asked for sources.

The Beer party offers more beer

http://paizo.com/paizo/messageboards/community/offTopic/teaAndCoffePartiesB othSuXxOrs

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Ison wrote:
yellowdingo wrote:
Epic Beard Man wrote:
More beer.
Who the hell offered more beer? Dang it! I should have asked for sources.

The Beer party offers more beer

http://paizo.com/paizo/messageboards/community/offTopic/teaAndCoffePartiesB othSuXxOrs

Thats Right: and Drunks dont Assassinate Presidents-Sober People Do! (though if I recall they did gather in a Tavern for their plottng-circumstantial evidence.)


yellowdingo wrote:
Epic Beard Man wrote:
More beer.
Who the hell offered more beer? Dang it! I should have asked for sources.

Hop ta it, dingo! I'm intolerable witout beer!


Epic Beard Man wrote:
yellowdingo wrote:
Epic Beard Man wrote:
More beer.
Who the hell offered more beer? Dang it! I should have asked for sources.
Hop ta it, dingo! I'm intolerable witout beer!

You want a whiteout beer? Ewwwww.


Bear on a Unicycle wrote:
Epic Beard Man wrote:
yellowdingo wrote:
Epic Beard Man wrote:
More beer.
Who the hell offered more beer? Dang it! I should have asked for sources.
Hop ta it, dingo! I'm intolerable witout beer!
You want a whiteout beer? Ewwwww.

Whazzit to you? Don't make me bring out meh guns, ya punk! Pull up yer pants!

Liberty's Edge RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16

Change. It's so great because it means anything you want it to.

EDIT: Then again, I prefer bills.


yellowdingo wrote:
What are the hundred best ideas ever promised by a Political Party before an election anywhere in the world?

Freedom of speech, equality, and the separation of church and state. Best political ideas ever.

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Samnell wrote:
yellowdingo wrote:
What are the hundred best ideas ever promised by a Political Party before an election anywhere in the world?
Freedom of speech, equality, and the separation of church and state. Best political ideas ever.

Too bad those promises are largely unfulfilled here in the good 'ol USofA. :(


Epic Beard Man wrote:
Pull up yer pants!

Bears for Bareness, UNITE!


Samnell wrote:
yellowdingo wrote:
What are the hundred best ideas ever promised by a Political Party before an election anywhere in the world?
Freedom of speech, equality, and the separation of church and state. Best political ideas ever.

No taxation without representation!

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Bear on a Unicycle wrote:


Bears for Bareness, UNITE!

I would gladly get behind Kara Bare.


*Allows a breeze to cool him*


Xpltvdeleted wrote:
Samnell wrote:
yellowdingo wrote:
What are the hundred best ideas ever promised by a Political Party before an election anywhere in the world?
Freedom of speech, equality, and the separation of church and state. Best political ideas ever.
Too bad those promises are largely unfulfilled here in the good 'ol USofA. :(

Obviously they are part of a Muslim communist atheist socialist fascist plot concocted by an idiotic super-genius to corrupt our precious bodily fluids.


Samnell wrote:
Obviously they are part of a Muslim communist atheist socialist fascist plot concocted by an idiotic super-genius to corrupt our precious bodily fluids.

Wait, that's even better than the conspiracy theory I thought of! {throws out old conspiracy notes, busily starts new conspiracy notebook}


Samnell wrote:
Xpltvdeleted wrote:
Samnell wrote:
yellowdingo wrote:
What are the hundred best ideas ever promised by a Political Party before an election anywhere in the world?
Freedom of speech, equality, and the separation of church and state. Best political ideas ever.
Too bad those promises are largely unfulfilled here in the good 'ol USofA. :(
Obviously they are part of a Muslim communist atheist socialist fascist plot concocted by an idiotic super-genius to corrupt our precious bodily fluids.

You forgot he was also born in another country.


Samnell wrote:
Xpltvdeleted wrote:
Samnell wrote:
yellowdingo wrote:
What are the hundred best ideas ever promised by a Political Party before an election anywhere in the world?
Freedom of speech, equality, and the separation of church and state. Best political ideas ever.
Too bad those promises are largely unfulfilled here in the good 'ol USofA. :(
Obviously they are part of a Muslim communist atheist socialist fascist plot concocted by an idiotic super-genius to corrupt our precious bodily fluids.

Samnell, have you never wondered why I drink only distilled water, or rain water, and only pure-grain alcohol?


Bear on a Unicycle wrote:


You forgot he was also born in another country.

I suppose I did. I just plain ran out of crazy. I know there's always more to be had, but where do they put it all?


Samnell wrote:
Bear on a Unicycle wrote:


You forgot he was also born in another country.
I suppose I did. I just plain ran out of crazy. I know there's always more to be had, but where do they put it all?

They dole it out in dixie cups round my parts, after a stint in the woods.

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