Flying Spaghetti Monster FTW!
Mmmmmmm, linguini. Yeeeessss. My money is on the Old One.
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He'd be destroyed by the acid reflux of justice that the FSM would cause, then he'd erupt from the Great old one's form
And that's the great thing about Old Gods. All that destroying and erupting and exploding? Sure, you vaporized Azathoth. Then he reforms.
What do you do next? :P
Two words for you unbelievers… beer and strippers.
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He'd be destroyed by the acid reflux of justice that the FSM would cause, then he'd erupt from the Great old one's formAnd that's the great thing about Old Gods. All that destroying and erupting and exploding? Sure, you vaporized Azathoth. Then he reforms.
What do you do next? :P
He has the midgit wrestle him, duh...
Jeez, what else would happen?
Anyone here a member of the Church of the Fonz? I've been thinking about joinging...
Ah HA! Beware the honeyed words from the tongue of the Anti-Poodle!
He'd be destroyed by the acid reflux of justice that the FSM would cause, then he'd erupt from the Great old one's formAnd that's the great thing about Old Gods. All that destroying and erupting and exploding? Sure, you vaporized Azathoth. Then he reforms.
What do you do next? :P
He has the midgit wrestle him, duh...
Jeez, what else would happen?
Well that's kind of boring, considering Azathoth's countless extra limbs.
Also, is Miss Kitty a Gunsmoke reference?
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Well that's kind of boring, considering Azathoth's countless extra limbs.He'd be destroyed by the acid reflux of justice that the FSM would cause, then he'd erupt from the Great old one's formAnd that's the great thing about Old Gods. All that destroying and erupting and exploding? Sure, you vaporized Azathoth. Then he reforms.
What do you do next? :P
He has the midgit wrestle him, duh...
Jeez, what else would happen?
The midgit's CMD is 9,001.
The midgit's CMD is 1,000.Well that's kind of boring, considering Azathoth's countless extra limbs.He'd be destroyed by the acid reflux of justice that the FSM would cause, then he'd erupt from the Great old one's formAnd that's the great thing about Old Gods. All that destroying and erupting and exploding? Sure, you vaporized Azathoth. Then he reforms.
What do you do next? :P
He has the midgit wrestle him, duh...
Jeez, what else would happen?
Well that might be a challenge then. Gimme a second to calculate Big A's.
Let's see, +4 per size category, so that's +16 for Colossal...
Deific bonus...
Base attack...
Extra limbs bonuses...
Nigh-infinite Strength...
YOU CANNOT COMPREHEND THE TRUE FORM
*HEADEXPLODES*
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The midgit's CMD is 1,000.Well that's kind of boring, considering Azathoth's countless extra limbs.He'd be destroyed by the acid reflux of justice that the FSM would cause, then he'd erupt from the Great old one's formAnd that's the great thing about Old Gods. All that destroying and erupting and exploding? Sure, you vaporized Azathoth. Then he reforms.
What do you do next? :P
He has the midgit wrestle him, duh...
Jeez, what else would happen?
Well that might be a challenge then. Gimme a second to calculate Big A's.
Let's see, +4 per size category, so that's +16 for Colossal...
Deific bonus...
Base attack...
Extra limbs bonuses...
Nigh-infinite Strength...
YOU CANNOT COMPREHEND THE TRUE FORM
*HEADEXPLODES*
Ha, I love it when their head explode. [/Duke Nukem]
Ha, I love it when their head explode. [/Duke Nukem]The midgit's CMD is 1,000.Well that's kind of boring, considering Azathoth's countless extra limbs.He'd be destroyed by the acid reflux of justice that the FSM would cause, then he'd erupt from the Great old one's formAnd that's the great thing about Old Gods. All that destroying and erupting and exploding? Sure, you vaporized Azathoth. Then he reforms.
What do you do next? :P
He has the midgit wrestle him, duh...
Jeez, what else would happen?
Well that might be a challenge then. Gimme a second to calculate Big A's.
Let's see, +4 per size category, so that's +16 for Colossal...
Deific bonus...
Base attack...
Extra limbs bonuses...
Nigh-infinite Strength...
YOU CANNOT COMPREHEND THE TRUE FORM
*HEADEXPLODES*
[Mortal Kombat]"Flawless victory!"[/Mortal Kombat]
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[Mortal Kombat]"Flawless victory!"[/Mortal Kombat]Ha, I love it when their head explode. [/Duke Nukem]The midgit's CMD is 1,000.Well that's kind of boring, considering Azathoth's countless extra limbs.He'd be destroyed by the acid reflux of justice that the FSM would cause, then he'd erupt from the Great old one's formAnd that's the great thing about Old Gods. All that destroying and erupting and exploding? Sure, you vaporized Azathoth. Then he reforms.
What do you do next? :P
He has the midgit wrestle him, duh...
Jeez, what else would happen?
Well that might be a challenge then. Gimme a second to calculate Big A's.
Let's see, +4 per size category, so that's +16 for Colossal...
Deific bonus...
Base attack...
Extra limbs bonuses...
Nigh-infinite Strength...
YOU CANNOT COMPREHEND THE TRUE FORM
*HEADEXPLODES*
I can never remember the buttons for my finishing move. :\
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I can never remember the buttons for my finishing move. :\[Mortal Kombat]"Flawless victory!"[/Mortal Kombat]Ha, I love it when their head explode. [/Duke Nukem]The midgit's CMD is 1,000.Well that's kind of boring, considering Azathoth's countless extra limbs.He'd be destroyed by the acid reflux of justice that the FSM would cause, then he'd erupt from the Great old one's formAnd that's the great thing about Old Gods. All that destroying and erupting and exploding? Sure, you vaporized Azathoth. Then he reforms.
What do you do next? :P
He has the midgit wrestle him, duh...
Jeez, what else would happen?
Well that might be a challenge then. Gimme a second to calculate Big A's.
Let's see, +4 per size category, so that's +16 for Colossal...
Deific bonus...
Base attack...
Extra limbs bonuses...
Nigh-infinite Strength...
YOU CANNOT COMPREHEND THE TRUE FORM
*HEADEXPLODES*
Isn't it --
Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A?
Isn't it --
Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A?
[Mortal Kombat]ANIMALITY[/Mortal Kombat]
PECK PECK PECK!
Yeah, that's it.
Wow just wow.
*disembodied voice* Could someone pass a mop?
Also, is Miss Kitty a Gunsmoke reference?
Pics or it didn't happen.
I can never remember the buttons for my finishing move. :\
...and in 3 ... 2 .... 1 ....
"That's what she said."
A-ha! More puny mortals to kneel before Zod!
Pics or it didn't happen.Also, is Miss Kitty a Gunsmoke reference?
What didn't happen?
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Pics or it didn't happen.Also, is Miss Kitty a Gunsmoke reference?
No not those kind of girlfriends. Although we drank way too much, nothing untoward happened. :)
What didn't happen?Pics or it didn't happen.Also, is Miss Kitty a Gunsmoke reference?
Exactly!
A-ha! More puny mortals to kneel before Zod!(edited, corrected)
Wasn't it Gozer you were supposed to kneel before? (Actually it might have been die...)
Both Gozer and the Stay-Puff Man kneels before Zod!
Pics or it didn't happen.Also, is Miss Kitty a Gunsmoke reference?No not those kind of girlfriends. Although we drank way too much, nothing untoward happened. :)
Do not deny me what shall someday rightfully be mine! *shakes fist*
Do not deny me what shall someday rightfully be mine! *shakes fist*Pics or it didn't happen.Also, is Miss Kitty a Gunsmoke reference?No not those kind of girlfriends. Although we drank way too much, nothing untoward happened. :)
{pours cold water onto overheating drow}
Anyone here a member of the Church of the Fonz? I've been thinking about joining...
They practice circumcision by shark. You have to jump just the right height. If you're too low, it's the Will of Fonz. If you're too high, you have to jump again.
{pours cold water onto overheating drow}Do not deny me what shall someday rightfully be mine! *shakes fist*Pics or it didn't happen.Also, is Miss Kitty a Gunsmoke reference?No not those kind of girlfriends. Although we drank way too much, nothing untoward happened. :)
NO! I WILL NOT MELT! You will have to do better than that, you diabolical feline!
Yes but the next time you don't get a bike.Anyone here a member of the Church of the Fonz? I've been thinking about joining...They practice circumcision by shark. You have to jump just the right height. If you're too low, it's the Will of Fonz. If you're too high, you have to jump again.
Not to worry; Samnell's not the bicycling kind.
Yes but the next time you don't get a bike.Anyone here a member of the Church of the Fonz? I've been thinking about joining...They practice circumcision by shark. You have to jump just the right height. If you're too low, it's the Will of Fonz. If you're too high, you have to jump again.
They let you have a bike at your Church of the Fonz? Liberals are bastardizing everything! Next they'll be trying to let women skip the ritual.
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They let you have a bike at your Church of the Fonz? Liberals are bastardizing everything! Next they'll be trying to let women skip the ritual.Yes but the next time you don't get a bike.Anyone here a member of the Church of the Fonz? I've been thinking about joining...They practice circumcision by shark. You have to jump just the right height. If you're too low, it's the Will of Fonz. If you're too high, you have to jump again.
Nah they have their own ritual the Pinky Tuscadero ;)
Not to worry; Samnell's not the bicycling kind.
Nobody has ever accused me of being well-balanced. True story.
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