16 Things That Wal-Mart Only Sells In China


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Uhm, yeah.


What is your guess about number 6?


Blocked here at work. Would you post a quick list. I am curious.

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Some kind of sausage maybe? Or giant tube worms? I'd rather not think about it.


Bill Lumberg wrote:
What is your guess about number 6?

Soylent Green is good.

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CourtFool wrote:
Blocked here at work. Would you post a quick list. I am curious.

1. Crocodiles

2. Bulk Rice
3. Mixed Meat
4. Orange Juice And Cooking Oil
5. Turtles (in the meat department)
6. ?
7. Walmart Brand Spirits ($0.15)
8. Rib Cages
9. Assorted Dried Reptiles
10. Beautiful Boxes Of Liquor
11. Frogs (again in the meat department)
12. A Large Selection Of Chopsticks
13. Ducks
14. Great Value Brand Beef Granules
15. Pig Faces
16. Antibacterial Bikini Underwear For Men (brand name Dong Zhu)

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I think #6 is beef jerky snake.

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Crimson Jester wrote:
I think #6 is beef jerky snake.

YOu definatly hope that is smoked snake...or bull penis.

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yellowdingo wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
I think #6 is beef jerky snake.
YOu definatly hope that is smoked snake...or bull penis.

Since I will never be shopping Wal-Mart , in China, I really couldn't care less what the mystery meat is.


I just lost my appetite.


yellowdingo wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
I think #6 is beef jerky snake.
YOu definatly hope that is smoked snake...or bull penis.

Just as an aside, the duck looked nice and so did boxes of liqour.

Don't be afraid top try bull penis, I did in spain and it tasted good. I also tried bull balls if your wondering. I wanted the entire set. I had just seen my first bull fight at the oldest arena in spain and the meat was on the menu so why not try sometthing new. It tasted like OMG BEEF!!
My favorite meat however is horse. I tried that in croatia and let me say folks a horse steak is mighty tastey. I wouldn't mind trying the crocodile but I have no idea how to prepare it.
The anti-bacterial mens underwear is just too open for jokes so I'm leaving it alone.


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Crocodile realy does taste like chicken.


What? No North Korean torpedoes?


CourtFool wrote:
What? No North Korean torpedoes?

They're in Sporting Goods, next to the shotguns.


TheChozyn wrote:
Crocodile realy does taste like chicken.

If it's anything like alligator, then only part of it tastes like chicken. Alligator body tastes like chicken, but the tail meat is more like pork...


Reminds me a little of a podcast I once heard that was about things that prospective immigrants were certain were nothing but myths and urban legends but were actually true.

Can't remember all of them but an example was - at some point in the middle of winter everyone decorates their houses with lights for a few weeks.

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Jeremy Mac Donald wrote:
Reminds me a little of a podcast I once heard that was about things that prospective immigrants were certain were nothing but myths and urban legends but were actually true.

Have a link for it?


Crimson Jester wrote:
Jeremy Mac Donald wrote:
Reminds me a little of a podcast I once heard that was about things that prospective immigrants were certain were nothing but myths and urban legends but were actually true.
Have a link for it?

Sorry no. I often find podcasts to listen to by putting a phrase in google and adding '+podcast' and just seeing what that turns up. It makes tracking down any given podcast near impossible though.


David Fryer wrote:


1. Crocodiles
2. Bulk Rice
3. Mixed Meat
4. Orange Juice And Cooking Oil
5. Turtles (in the meat department)
6. ?
7. Walmart Brand Spirits ($0.15)
8. Rib Cages
9. Assorted Dried Reptiles
10. Beautiful Boxes Of Liquor
11. Frogs (again in the meat department)
12. A Large Selection Of Chopsticks
13. Ducks
14. Great Value Brand Beef Granules
15. Pig Faces
16. Antibacterial Bikini Underwear For Men (brand name Dong Zhu)

Is it just me or does that logo seem to look a lot like mickey mouse? (Number 6's yellow smiley face)

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Kakarasa wrote:
David Fryer wrote:


1. Crocodiles
2. Bulk Rice
3. Mixed Meat
4. Orange Juice And Cooking Oil
5. Turtles (in the meat department)
6. ?
7. Walmart Brand Spirits ($0.15)
8. Rib Cages
9. Assorted Dried Reptiles
10. Beautiful Boxes Of Liquor
11. Frogs (again in the meat department)
12. A Large Selection Of Chopsticks
13. Ducks
14. Great Value Brand Beef Granules
15. Pig Faces
16. Antibacterial Bikini Underwear For Men (brand name Dong Zhu)
Is it just me or does that logo seem to look a lot like mickey mouse? (Number 6's yellow smiley face)

Why yes it does. I zoomed in on the pic to make sure and it is a standard Wal-Mart smiley face but the big ears are actually big puffballs with pink barrettes.

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