Dear Lord,


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Dear Lord,

This past year you have taken away my favorite actor, Patrick Swayze.

My favorite actress, Farah Fawcett.

My favorite singer, Michael Jackson.

My favorite salesman, Billy Mays.

I just wanted to let you know that Sharoth is my favorite Dragon.

Amen


+Crosses self+

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and Samnell is my favorite atheist.

=)


Fred Phelps is my favorite minister of all time.

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Urizen wrote:
Fred Phelps is my favorite minister of all time.

Oh I so forgot the Rev. Phelps.... He is my #1 all time favorite person ever. In all of HISTORY.

Just so you know Lord.


Elmo is my FAVORITE Sesame Street Character.

Jar-Jar Binks is my FAVORITE Star Wars Character.

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Urizen wrote:

Elmo is my FAVORITE Sesame Street Character.

Jar-Jar Binks is my FAVORITE Star Wars Character.

NO NOT ELMO.


Crimson Jester wrote:
Urizen wrote:

Elmo is my FAVORITE Sesame Street Character.

Jar-Jar Binks is my FAVORITE Star Wars Character.

NO NOT ELMO.

Yes, Elmo. Cookie Monster is my least favorite.

Liberty's Edge

Crimson Jester wrote:

and Samnell is my favorite atheist.

=)

I feel left out...

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The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:

and Samnell is my favorite atheist.

=)

I feel left out...

=)


The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:

and Samnell is my favorite atheist.

=)

I feel left out...

Tell me about it.


WOTC is my favorite roleplaying company.


Urizen is my favorite Godless, commie pinko.


Garydee wrote:
WOTC is my favorite roleplaying company.

*SNORT*

*CHOKE*


Garydee wrote:
Urizen is my favorite Godless, commie pinko.

...waitasec...

O.o


Urizen wrote:
Garydee wrote:
Urizen is my favorite Godless, commie pinko.

...waitasec...

O.o

Heh heh. ;)


Garydee wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Garydee wrote:
Urizen is my favorite Godless, commie pinko.

...waitasec...

O.o

Heh heh. ;)

Are you one of Bitter Thorn's doppelganger goons?


Urizen wrote:
Garydee wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Garydee wrote:
Urizen is my favorite Godless, commie pinko.

...waitasec...

O.o

Heh heh. ;)
Are you one of Bitter Thorn's doppelganger goons?

Wouldn't that be one of Eric Swanson's?


~laughter~ Smartass!


~grins~ I still win, Spanky!


Crimson Jester wrote:

and Samnell is my favorite atheist.

=)

My Dad is so going to beat you up now.

Dark Archive

i think he'll notice what your doing there...


Garydee wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Garydee wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Garydee wrote:
Urizen is my favorite Godless, commie pinko.

...waitasec...

O.o

Heh heh. ;)
Are you one of Bitter Thorn's doppelganger goons?
Wouldn't that be one of Eric Swanson's?

Nah. Those go 'he he'.


Samnell wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:

and Samnell is my favorite atheist.

=)

My Dad is so going to beat you up now.

How very curious that the 'lord' hasn't taken you yet.

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Samnell wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:

and Samnell is my favorite atheist.

=)

My Dad is so going to beat you up now.

damn, now where to hide. =)

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CourtFool wrote:
Samnell wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:

and Samnell is my favorite atheist.

=)

My Dad is so going to beat you up now.
How very curious that the 'lord' hasn't taken you yet.

Taken him where? Out to eat?


Crimson Jester wrote:
Taken him where? Out to eat?

Where does god take people when he 'takes' them?


CourtFool wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
Taken him where? Out to eat?
Where does god take people when he 'takes' them?

Jury Duty.

Scarab Sages

Swivl wrote:
CourtFool wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
Taken him where? Out to eat?
Where does god take people when he 'takes' them?
Jury Duty.

Disneyland?


Aberzombie wrote:
Swivl wrote:
CourtFool wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
Taken him where? Out to eat?
Where does god take people when he 'takes' them?
Jury Duty.
Disneyland?

Sexy parties?


Samnell wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Swivl wrote:
CourtFool wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
Taken him where? Out to eat?
Where does god take people when he 'takes' them?
Jury Duty.
Disneyland?
Sexy parties?

He turns them to smurfs.

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The Roy wrote:
Samnell wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Swivl wrote:
CourtFool wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
Taken him where? Out to eat?
Where does god take people when he 'takes' them?
Jury Duty.
Disneyland?
Sexy parties?
He turns them to smvrfs.

Dear Lord in Heaven please do not do this to my worst enemy.


I may turn to theism if there's a God that takes me to sexy parties. I'm down with sexy parties.


Wait... God hasn't taken you to sexy parties? Huh.

Dark Archive

i bet its cause Urizen might freak out at how sexy those parties are


I got put on hold. The nerve.


Do sexy parties have lots of lederhosen?


Urizen wrote:
Do sexy parties have lots of lederhosen?

Mine do.


Urizen wrote:
Do sexy parties have lots of lederhosen?

You'd have to ask Tim Curry.

Dark Archive

i think it has alot of hadok

Liberty's Edge

Crimson Jester wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Fred Phelps is my favorite minister of all time.

Oh I so forgot the Rev. Phelps.... He is my #1 all time favorite person ever. In all of HISTORY.

Just so you know Lord.

Mine as well. I just love him to death! Please take note, you mighty man in the sky.

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alleynbard wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Fred Phelps is my favorite minister of all time.

Oh I so forgot the Rev. Phelps.... He is my #1 all time favorite person ever. In all of HISTORY.

Just so you know Lord.

Mine as well. I just love him to death! Please take note, you mighty man in the sky.

Yes a small meteor strikes Topeka.....Sigh if only


Urizen wrote:
I may turn to theism if there's a God that takes me to sexy parties. I'm down with sexy parties.

+1 any god that has sex parties is OK in my book too.


what gives GOD missed he wasn't supposed to take an amzing talent like Lena.

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