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I really need some help. According to ABC news the population of my country (Iceland) just droppped from around 300 thousand to a mere 2655. I don't know what happened to the rest of us but they're gone, just gone!
This is all the evidence that I have for what happened. It happens around 58 seconds into the video.
I'd really appreciate all the help I can get. I have to find the rest, the Viking language can't die!
"I'll bring them back by morning...I swear."
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I really need some help. According to ABC news the population of my country (Iceland) just droppped from around 300 thousand to a mere 2655. I don't know what happened to the rest of us but they're gone, just gone!
This is all the evidence that I have for what happened. It happens around 58 seconds into the video.
I'd really appreciate all the help I can get. I have to find the rest, the Viking language can't die!
Well I looked under the couch and in the closets, I'm sorry but I couldn't find them. Damn shame too, seems like all the cool things get lost these days. ;)
"Wait your set off more volcanoes if I don't give them back now?"
Takes two more
Bitter Thorn is behind this. Him and those Bilderbergs.
<adjusts tinfoil hat and resumes scribbling in his conspiracy journal>
"They'll be back soon, I had a Birthday party, and well, who better to party with than the Vikings?"
This time it was not us
We can take the ones left if you would like
Wait... there really is a place called Iceland?
Iceland doesn't exist. It's not really out there. It's Lemuria. Bitter Thorn has something to do with this too. That guy ... he's like ... everywhere ... and nowhere ... man.
I do not abide in this.
<scribbles in conspiracy journal>
Run for your life Julius!!! Your countrymen didn't disappear! They've been taken to the mother ship of the Centipede Men from Antares IX!!! Onboard they will be forced to dress in bizarre outfits and serve as the "monsters" in the Centipede Men's LARPing!!!
This is the real penalty for Iceland's defaulting on its Sovereign Debt.
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I really need some help. According to ABC news the population of my country (Iceland) just droppped from around 300 thousand to a mere 2655. I don't know what happened to the rest of us but they're gone, just gone!
This is all the evidence that I have for what happened. It happens around 58 seconds into the video.
I'd really appreciate all the help I can get. I have to find the rest, the Viking language can't die!
No can help. THe photos I've seen of the eruption look like Chtulu has showed early for the Buffet...I'm sorry for your loss but the Vikings all got eaten.
Maybe they all just decided to speak another language. I hear Danish is nice this time of year. Either that or they have been stolen by temporal agents from the 80's and are being forced to listen to the decadent music of the times.
"Wait your set off more volcanoes if I don't give them back now?"
Takes two more
I must say I approve of your methods. Yessss.
the world is overpopulated any way. i feel for your loss, but that is that many less that nebraska has to feed. now i can get really fat.
Maybe they were all hiding when ABC News came to count them? Just a thought.
Wait... there really is a place called Iceland?It's right next to Greenland.
Now I KNOW you're just makin s%*! up.
They've obviously gone a'viking, striking out for Europe while the volcanic eruption has its inhabitants paralyzed in superstitious dread.
Wait... there really is a place called Iceland?
It's right next to Greenland.
You mean Hyperborea?
Just off the coast of Albion.
They've obviously gone a'viking, striking out for Europe while the volcanic eruption has its inhabitants paralyzed in superstitious dread.Someone queue-up Manowar's Sons of Odin.
...admittedly ... their worst album yet. Too much talking and wind and not enough rocking. :(
Maybe they melted due to global warming? You know, snow men aren't real people... ;)
You know, snow men aren't real people... ;)
That's just what THEY want you to think......
That's just what THEY want you to think......
Well, they can't go 'round telling everyone that Fenrir has broken his tether and is currently swallowing the sun. Imagine the panic and subsequent rioting if people knew that Ragnorak had finally come.
So, as usual, we have a cover-up.
Volcano my @$$...
That's just what THEY want you to think......Well, they can't go 'round telling everyone that Fenrir has broken his tether and is currently swallowing the sun. Imagine the panic and subsequent rioting if people knew that Ragnorak had finally come.
So, as usual, we have a cover-up.
Volcano my @$$...
Damn, I thought it was the Magma-Powered Androids from the Earth's Core, and their insidous plan to transform the Earth's surface into their new golf-course.
I'm telling you man...it's Bitter Thorn's doing. Can't you see the truth? This charade will not stand.
Damn, I thought it was the Magma-Powered Androids from the Earth's Core, and their insidous plan to transform the Earth's surface into their new golf-course.
That's just what THEY want you to think......Well, they can't go 'round telling everyone that Fenrir has broken his tether and is currently swallowing the sun. Imagine the panic and subsequent rioting if people knew that Ragnorak had finally come.
So, as usual, we have a cover-up.
Volcano my @$$...
Not far off, the androids in question are actually cyberbetic organisms created in the same underground laboratory as the aforementioned Fenrir. The Norse mythology was uncannily accurate, just as was the Mayan Calendar.
What they didn't know is that all their magical imagery was merely their best explanation for the machinations of the military-industrial complex.
The golf-course, while not the primary objective, was a foreseen side-benefit.
I see like ... lots of stuff. Abide in me and the answer will be ... well .... hazy. But in a good way.
That's because they couldn't a-fjord their current socalist system. Getit? A-fford? Hoo-hah!
I see like ... lots of stuff. Abide in me and the answer will be ... well .... hazy. But in a good way.
Whoa dude! Everything's so GREEEEEEEENNNNNNNN!!!!!!
Envious of my 'stache? I know. Give it a huff and a twist.
(rolls through)
(rolls through)
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