Half___ galore, or I'm not only a human but also part.....

[Azhagal]

Shoggoth, I am half-shoggoth.

I am a total crotch monster , appearing in every grotesque hentai near you!

[David Fryer]

You look more like half dwarf to me.

[David Fryer]

Would a halfling and a human produce a half-halfling?

[Japanese Game Show Host]

Azhagal wrote:

appearing in every grotesque hentai near you!

Eat the wasabi!

[The Jade]

I'm a humicorn. Half human/half unicorn. As such, I have a big horn and I only let comely virgin maidens ride me.

[David Fryer]

I'm half giant. You'll have to guess which half.

[Dragonborn3]

David Fryer wrote:

Would a halfling and a human produce a half-halfling?

Nope, you're thinking of a Quarterling.

[Chris Mortika]

The strangest character along those lines I ever designed was the half ghost. The character's left side was the ghost.

Does anybody want to propose the "half-tarrasque" template?

[Betatrack]

David Fryer wrote:

I'm half giant. You'll have to guess which half.

Your ego? =P

[Celestial Healer]

Dragonborn3 wrote:

David Fryer wrote:

Would a halfling and a human produce a half-halfling?

Nope, you're thinking of a Quarterling.

Wouldn't it be a three-quarterling? Or a seventy-five-percent-ling?

[Ergrin Stonefist]

"Say, miss. You look like you might have a little dwarf in yuh ... No? Would you like one?"

[The Roy]

Looking at this thread reminds me of the Bastard of Azoun background from the Forgotten Realms. Does a centaur belong here?

[Freehold DM]

Azhagal wrote:

Shoggoth, I am half-shoggoth.

I am a total crotch monster , appearing in every grotesque hentai near you!

I love your work!

[Vendle]

I'm half-gamer, half-GM.

I kill the monsters and save the villages, but I also create the monsters near the villages. It's somewhat self-defeating.

edit: For the sake of conforming to the thread, I'm half-human, half-dwarf with several of the wrong traits of each; short and stocky with no alcohol tolerance and a tendency to wander.

[w0nkothesane]

I'm a half-halfling, quarter-orc, quarter-ogre. My mom and dad were half-halfling, half-orc, and half-halfling, half-ogre, respectively. You don't want to know the details about my grandparents.

[The Jade]

w0nkothesane wrote:

I'm a half-halfling, quarter-orc, quarter-ogre. My mom and dad were half-halfling, half-orc, and half-halfling, half-ogre, respectively. You don't want to know the details about my grandparents.

We call that an orcgreling 'round these parts. Seen worse. Welcome to town.

[David Fryer]

Betatrack wrote:

David Fryer wrote:

I'm half giant. You'll have to guess which half.

Your ego? =P

Actually I was thinking more along the lines of my gut. :)

[Azhagal]

Freehold DM wrote:

Azhagal wrote:

Shoggoth, I am half-shoggoth.

I am a total crotch monster , appearing in every grotesque hentai near you!

I love your work!

Finally some recognition!

[The Eldritch Mr. Shiny]

David Fryer wrote:

Would a halfling and a human produce a half-halfling?

I'd say more like a 3/4-ling.

[decoypoodle the III]

half poodle, half creature from a different dimention

[Jeremy Mcgillan]

David Fryer wrote:

Would a halfling and a human produce a half-halfling?

Silly David there's no such thing as a half halfling. They're called threequarterlings

[Jeremy Mcgillan]

Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:

David Fryer wrote:

Would a halfling and a human produce a half-halfling?

Silly David there's no such thing as a half halfling. They're called threequarterlings

Damn Shiny got there first.

[ulgulanoth]

well a quarterling is so small they get crushed an eaten by cats who think of them as vermin

[Celestial Healer]

Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:

Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:

David Fryer wrote:

Would a halfling and a human produce a half-halfling?

Silly David there's no such thing as a half halfling. They're called threequarterlings

Damn Shiny got there first.

It's okay. I got there even before he did :)

[Celestial Healer]

ulgulanoth wrote:

well a quarterling is so small they get crushed an eaten by cats who think of them as vermin

Did somebody say Cats?