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1.Sarah Palin (I tend to want to punch stupid)
2.Sandra Burnhart (I tend to want to punch too much mouth)
3.Main Twilight actor dude 1 (whichever one, it doesn't matter. I'll save an elbow for him)
4.Other Main Twilight actor dude (stoner looking guy whose nose looks 'puffy'. He can have a knee.)
5.George Bush (see reason listed under #1)
Can I borrow your list?
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Can I borrow your list?1.Sarah Palin (I tend to want to punch stupid)
2.Sandra Burnhart (I tend to want to punch too much mouth)
3.Main Twilight actor dude 1 (whichever one, it doesn't matter. I'll save an elbow for him)
4.Other Main Twilight actor dude (stoner looking guy whose nose looks 'puffy'. He can have a knee.)
5.George Bush (see reason listed under #1)
Feel free.
Oh and people who type or write using cutesy symbols in their writing to appear cute and adorable.....♥. Hearts, stars, what is this? Lucky Charms? Write the friggin' note and be done already. Bleech.
But Fakey, we <3 U!
1. Keith Olbermann- Idiot and pathological liar. Deserves a punch.
2. Janeane Garofalo- I got your "teabagger" here b&*^%!
3. Chris Collinsworth- Can somebody please get him off Sunday Night Football?
4. Fidel Castro- One of the worst, despicable people on planet earth.
5. Pat Robertson- Gee, can you say "foot in the mouth"?
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(lol) I think it's funny that people go on the damn evening news and refer to the movement as "teabaggers" in one place, then insist that they themselves are on the side of logic and rational thought.
Y'know, somebody's grandma might be watching your damn news show.
Just sayin.
"Not only are all these people racist idiot rednecks, they also all routinely have chin nuts for eachother..." yeah. Sign me up for the side of the intilleck-chewls.
(lol)
"Not only are all these people racist idiot rednecks, they also all routinely have chin nuts for eachother..." yeah. Sign me up for the side of the intilleck-chewls.
You know what I like? I love beating these so called "intilleck-chewls" at their own game. I love it when they learn that I had a higher GPA in college(3.88) than what they had. I really like to give them a beat down in an "intellectual" game like chess. I had this one guy tell me, "I can't believe I lost to the likes of you". To them any conservative is a mouth breather. Can you tell I hate intellectual snobs?
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1.Sarah Palin (I tend to want to punch stupid)
2.Sandra Burnhart (I tend to want to punch too much mouth)
3.Main Twilight actor dude 1 (whichever one, it doesn't matter. I'll save an elbow for him)
4.Other Main Twilight actor dude (stoner looking guy whose nose looks 'puffy'. He can have a knee.)
5.George Bush (see reason listed under #1)
I agree with those choices. But I shall add my own.
1) Glenn Beck (Cause crazy and ignorant only make you funny for so long)2) Ann Coulter (All for outspoken women as long as she's not an idiot)
3) Fred Phelps (Cause if we did meet one of us would end up dead)
4) Rush Limbaugh (same as Glenn Beck)
The five people I don't ever want to meet are currently participating in this thread.
::Whodunit suspense music builds to a crescendo in a mere three notes!::
You have until midnight to discover who they are, before Detective Gaggleston arrives to make arrests.
::Packs a manual back into a box reading, How To Host An Evening of Paranoia::
The five people I don't ever want to meet are currently participating in this thread.
::Whodunit suspense music builds to a crescendo in a mere three notes!::
You have until midnight to discover who they are, before Detective Gaggleston arrives to make arrests.
::Packs a manual back into a box reading, How To Host An Evening of Paranoia::
Well, I'm probably one of them. :) Who else is on the list? *suspenseful music begins to play in the background*
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The five people I don't ever want to meet are currently participating in this thread.
::Whodunit suspense music builds to a crescendo in a mere three notes!::
You have until midnight to discover who they are, before Detective Gaggleston arrives to make arrests.
::Packs a manual back into a box reading, How To Host An Evening of Paranoia::
[Arnold Horshack]"Ooh-ooh-ooooh!"[/Arnold Horshack]
Is it me?
The five people I don't ever want to meet are currently participating in this thread.
::Whodunit suspense music builds to a crescendo in a mere three notes!::
You have until midnight to discover who they are, before Detective Gaggleston arrives to make arrests.
::Packs a manual back into a box reading, How To Host An Evening of Paranoia::
Shucks. I was hoping to hoist one with you at some point when you came down this way to visit your grandparents. Ah well.
wanders off
(lol)
"Not only are all these people racist idiot rednecks, they also all routinely have chin nuts for eachother..." yeah. Sign me up for the side of the intilleck-chewls.
and
Err,.....no; maybe it's offensive to women(?) I can't tell; I'm not smart like Jenine Garofallatio or whatever her name is.
I can't tell if you're being serious or what, but if someone thinks you're an idiot teabagger, referring to "Jenine Garofallatio" may not change their mind - and isn't much different than what you're accusing the intelleck-chewls of....
I'm not making any assumptions about you in particular here (I know you're using satire), but in general when people start expressing their political beliefs with a silly namey-changey game (on either side), I try to assume they're just not taking the debate seriously, but wonder if they actually think it's a valid argument (which would be hopelessly stupid). Kind of like the whole flap about Obama being a secret "muslin" because his middle name is Hussein (way to find secret information!).
I'd prefer not to disparage anyone, I just wish that political debate in this country could not be as idiotic as it's been recently.
You know what I like? I love beating these so called "intilleck-chewls" at their own game. I love it when they learn that I had a higher GPA in college(3.88) than what they had. I really like to give them a beat down in an "intellectual" game like chess. I had this one guy tell me, "I can't believe I lost to the likes of you". To them any conservative is a mouth breather. Can you tell I hate intellectual snobs?
Good job! Way to not be a conservative snob! (sorry, but I can't resist giving you crap about the way you said this)
I understand where you're coming from, but snob is snob, it doesn't matter if it's an intellectual saying I'm better than you, or someone with a 3.88 GPA who just won a game of chess. Of course, the guy who said that to you should be strung up by his french manicure.
I think people would get along better if more people realized that intellectual does not always equal smart, and vice versa.
Did that seriously just happen? Look how two of your jumped up to volunteer and wrote me off when I never actually had anyone in mind. It was just a single post joke to be forgotten (like most of my humor), but it somehow hooked fish.
The Evening of Paranoia game I jested at has a real world effect! There's got to be some kind of net game in this. Or at the very least a psych eval application, because now I know two people think I don't like 'em. I never would have guessed in a thousand years.
Is it... is it that they secretly don't like me and they're just projecting? Oh MAN! The game is working on ME now!
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Did that seriously just happen? Look how two of your jumped up to volunteer and wrote me off when I never actually had anyone in mind. It was just a single post joke to be forgotten (like most of my humor), but it somehow hooked fish.
The Evening of Paranoia game I jested at has a real world effect! There's got to be some kind of net game in this. Or at the very least a psych eval application, because now I know two people think I don't like 'em. I never would have guessed in a thousand years.
Is it... is it that they secretly don't like me and they're just projecting? Oh MAN! The game is working on ME now!
It made me hate that Garofalately wench more; I felt that I was du Bois Gilbert to your Ivanhoe over her Rebecca, and almost died, not from your lance blow, but from the shredding of my heart due to the intense emotions of it all.
Is it... is it that they secretly don't like me and they're just projecting? Oh MAN! The game is working on ME now!
Hands over the tinfoil hat
It's OK man, I was just twisting your paranoia around. You ever head out Cape Cod way we'll have a beer :)
It made me hate that Garofalately wench more; I felt that I was du Bois Gilbert to your Ivanhoe over her Rebecca, and almost died, not from your lance blow, but from the shredding of my heart due to the intense emotions of it all.Did that seriously just happen? Look how two of your jumped up to volunteer and wrote me off when I never actually had anyone in mind. It was just a single post joke to be forgotten (like most of my humor), but it somehow hooked fish.
The Evening of Paranoia game I jested at has a real world effect! There's got to be some kind of net game in this. Or at the very least a psych eval application, because now I know two people think I don't like 'em. I never would have guessed in a thousand years.
Is it... is it that they secretly don't like me and they're just projecting? Oh MAN! The game is working on ME now!
Wow. That's three. And you and I exchange gifts! (BTW, I LOVE WH&tWP!)
I saw a Garafalo on a new stand-up show on Comedy Central and I found her material funny. That's a first. I've seen her stand-up many times before and it never tickled me, but that last appearance was good solid material. Especially the part about where she's at a concert recently standing next to a good looking guy who caught her eye and not knowing how to flirt in this situation, shouts to him, "I first saw these guys in concert in '84" and the guy shouts back, "I wasn't born until '89!"
Oh, the pain.
Beer? How pedestrian.
Hey, we could always partake in something else, but it wouldn't be in a public venue (for now ..)
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It made me hate that Garofalately wench more; I felt that I was du Bois Gilbert to your Ivanhoe over her Rebecca, and almost died, not from your lance blow, but from the shredding of my heart due to the intense emotions of it all.Did that seriously just happen? Look how two of your jumped up to volunteer and wrote me off when I never actually had anyone in mind. It was just a single post joke to be forgotten (like most of my humor), but it somehow hooked fish.
The Evening of Paranoia game I jested at has a real world effect! There's got to be some kind of net game in this. Or at the very least a psych eval application, because now I know two people think I don't like 'em. I never would have guessed in a thousand years.
Is it... is it that they secretly don't like me and they're just projecting? Oh MAN! The game is working on ME now!
Wow. That's three. And you and I exchange gifts! (BTW, I LOVE WH&tWP!)
I saw a Garafalo on a new stand-up show on Comedy Central and I found her material funny. That's a first. I've seen her stand-up many times before and it never tickled me, but that last appearance was good solid material. Especially the part about where she's at a concert recently standing next to a good looking guy who caught her eye and not knowing how to flirt in this situation, shouts to him, "I first saw these guys in concert in '84" and the guy shouts back, "I wasn't born until '89!"
Oh, the pain.
Urbandictionarying "cougar," I found "cougar kegstand:"......a horizontal cougar drinking boxed wine from the spout.
Urbandictionarying "cougar," I found "cougar kegstand:"......a horizontal cougar drinking boxed wine from the spout.
Heh. I found the male version of 'Cougar' on Urbandictionary.
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Redenbacher ..ROFLMAO
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1) Fred Phelps
2) Ann Coulter
3) Glen Beck
4) Pat Robertson
5) Anyone who blindly agrees with numbers 1 to 3There are lots of other people on this thread that I disagree with but most seem semi rational and are worth debating.
HEY! Are you editing, or am I slipping between alternate realities that are identical except people have chameleon tongues and your post is different in this one?
1. The antichrist
2. All drug dealers
3. My stalker(s)
4. All smelly people
5. Tiamat
Is it... is it that they secretly don't like me and they're just projecting? Oh MAN! The game is working on ME now!
Hands over the tinfoil hat
It's OK man, I was just twisting your paranoia around. You ever head out Cape Cod way we'll have a beer :)
Since September of 2002 I don't drink alcohol. I never had a problem with it, I just wanted to see if I could stop and I did.
What do I do for a buzz these days? Wall socket meet fork.
But meeting up sounds great, Patrick. I'll just order something fizzy instead.
That reminds me I'd better call my grandparents.
1. The antichrist
2. All drug dealers
3. My stalker(s)
4. All smelly people
5. Tiamat
Tiamat the five people I don't want to meet.
Since September of 2002 I don't drink alcohol. I never had a problem with it, I just wanted to see if I could stop and I did.
That's cool. I haven't had a beer since 2008 I believe, I really wasn't checking the date, I just don't drink a lot. We can have a milkshake at the Four Seas instead. Assuming you come here in the summer (and why the heck would you come here in the winter?)
Is it... is it that they secretly don't like me and they're just projecting? Oh MAN! The game is working on ME now!
Arnold Horshack wasn't a clue :D
Your fine.............. Maybe its all the hair?!?! I'd say get a hair cut but then it would be like Samson and you'd loose all your Joe Cool points.
A few months into shooting Welcome Back Kotter Ron Palillo realized from where he'd taken his signature Horseshack laugh... the one he suddenly summoned from nowhere during the audition. Sadly, it was his own father trying desperately to breath while dying from Emphysema.
That's cool. I haven't had a beer since 2008 I believe, I really wasn't checking the date, I just don't drink a lot. We can have a milkshake at the Four Seas instead. Assuming you come here in the summer (and why the heck would you come here in the winter?)Since September of 2002 I don't drink alcohol. I never had a problem with it, I just wanted to see if I could stop and I did.
Cape Cod is lovely in the winter. Empty beaches glistening at night with phosphor, no tourists, less traffic getting there.
Is it... is it that they secretly don't like me and they're just projecting? Oh MAN! The game is working on ME now!
You know I like you Jade. *gives big hug to the wolf*
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I can't tell if you're being serious or what, but if someone thinks you're an idiot teabagger, referring to "Jenine Garofallatio" may not change their mind - and isn't much different than what you're accusing the intelleck-chewls of....
I have pressure in my big limbic system, so there you go.
It can't be helped.It's beyong my control.
Good job! Way to not be a conservative snob! (sorry, but I can't resist giving you crap about the way you said this)I understand where you're coming from, but snob is snob, it doesn't matter if it's an intellectual saying I'm better than you, or someone with a 3.88 GPA who just won a game of chess. Of course, the guy who said that to you...
Nah, I wasn't trying to come off as a snob. I don't feel like I'm better than anyone else. I was just trying to make a point how elitist snobs look down on people like me just because I don't agree with them on certain issues. However, I do enjoy beating them at something they hold so dear.:) Perhaps I could have written it a little clearer. :)
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A few months into shooting Welcome Back Kotter Ron Palillo realized from where he'd taken his signature Horseshack laugh... the one he suddenly summoned from nowhere during the audition. Sadly, it was his own father trying desperately to breath while dying from Emphysema.
Is it... is it that they secretly don't like me and they're just projecting? Oh MAN! The game is working on ME now!
Arnold Horshack wasn't a clue :D
Your fine.............. Maybe its all the hair?!?! I'd say get a hair cut but then it would be like Samson and you'd loose all your Joe Cool points.
:/ wow that kills that joke.
Did that seriously just happen? Look how two of your jumped up to volunteer and wrote me off when I never actually had anyone in mind. It was just a single post joke to be forgotten (like most of my humor), but it somehow hooked fish.
The Evening of Paranoia game I jested at has a real world effect! There's got to be some kind of net game in this. Or at the very least a psych eval application, because now I know two people think I don't like 'em. I never would have guessed in a thousand years.
Is it... is it that they secretly don't like me and they're just projecting? Oh MAN! The game is working on ME now!
HA! Didn't work on me at all. I know, deep down, that the Jade has a little Mairkurion shrine set up somewhere, and that someday, he'll get to add a calendar to it where he marks the days off until we meet.
Jade is too elitist for me, I'm personally glad that he doesn't like me so I don't have to keep pretending to be civil to him.
And here is something for The Jade! (oh so pretentious with his 'The' before his name!)
** spoiler omitted **
But if I wasn't THE Jade I'd just be A Jade. And what's the point of not standing out?
Alexander a great? Nope.
Smokey a bear? Not hardly.
You know I like you Jade. *gives big hug to the wolf*
Is it... is it that they secretly don't like me and they're just projecting? Oh MAN! The game is working on ME now!
Thankee. :)
A few months into shooting Welcome Back Kotter Ron Palillo realized from where he'd taken his signature Horseshack laugh... the one he suddenly summoned from nowhere during the audition. Sadly, it was his own father trying desperately to breath while dying from Emphysema.:/ wow that kills that joke.
lol. I know. Aren't I horrible? s'true story though.
Did that seriously just happen? Look how two of your jumped up to volunteer and wrote me off when I never actually had anyone in mind. It was just a single post joke to be forgotten (like most of my humor), but it somehow hooked fish.
The Evening of Paranoia game I jested at has a real world effect! There's got to be some kind of net game in this. Or at the very least a psych eval application, because now I know two people think I don't like 'em. I never would have guessed in a thousand years.
Is it... is it that they secretly don't like me and they're just projecting? Oh MAN! The game is working on ME now!
HA! Didn't work on me at all. I know, deep down, that the Jade has a little Mairkurion shrine set up somewhere, and that someday, he'll get to add a calendar to it where he marks the days off until we meet.
No... you didn't just make up a new game. Unless that game is called MINDREADER! Wow, you're good!