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Scarab Sages

Snipe them far away
Fred Rogers: Commie-Killer
Right-Wing Fantasy


Right-wing fantasies
upset me. It's my body
they want to lock up.

Scarab Sages

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They want to lock up
All Paizo staff. Better than
WOTC all the time.

Liberty's Edge

Wizards all the time
he never plays other guys
like Gnome Paladins

RPG Superstar 2008 Top 16

Like Gnome Paladins
or they will come and smite you!
Mercy? Mercy, please!

Liberty's Edge

Mercy? Mercy please!
He never got some of that
from our main villain

Shadow Lodge

from our main villain
monologuing on and on
preemptive attack!

Liberty's Edge

Preemptive attack?
That's not the way we do things
we are civilized.

RPG Superstar 2008 Top 16

we are civilized
when we have the same values
yeah for the hive mind


yeah for the hive mind
you hurt one, you hurt them all
magnifying glass!


magnifying glass
carefully held scrutinized
the microcosm


The microcosm
beckons Reed Richards. Torment.
Leaves the other Three.

Liberty's Edge

Leave the other three?
You should never do that thing
don't split the party!


Don't split the party
he says, but doesn't get it.
WE'LL DO MORE DAMAGE!

Liberty's Edge

We'll do more damage
if we all go two-handed
except the wizard.

Scarab Sages

accept the wizard
you shouldn't be mean to nerds
they'll go Columbine


They'll go Columbine -
You make a very good point.
Bullies really suck.

RPG Superstar 2008 Top 16

Bullies really suck
so teach and show compassion
we are all the same

Liberty's Edge

We are all the same
none of us are bulletproof
unless there's Kevlar.


Unless there's Kevlar,
Which most of us don't possess.
Me, I vote for peace.

Liberty's Edge

Me I vote for peace.
Unless of course our villains
are orcs or goblins.


Ihe orcs and goblins
I don't worry about. Doom to
The tax collectors!


The tax collectors
have surrounded the city
Will you join the fight?

Scarab Sages

Will you join the fight?
Educate America!
corestandards.org


corestandards.org
looks like an interesting
site. I'll check it out.


Scythe ! I'll check it out
If I were you, darling
Lest I go limbless


Lest I go limbless
Must follow The Rainmaker
I am a Looper

Scarab Sages

I am a Looper
I go around in circles
The Ourobouros


The Ourobouros
It neither begins nor ends
And look Ma: no hands !

Liberty's Edge

"Andluukmah know Hans.
Hans is Andluukmah's good friend."
Cannibal comrade ;-)


Cannibal comrade's
ship got sunk by aboleths.
*shrug* It's a story.


*shrug* It's a story.
Yes officer, I tried to...
Arrested again.


Arrested again?!
This cell is getting to be
all too familiar.


All too familiar;
skunks, crows, snakes, rats, and ferrets.
Wheres my eye of newt?


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Where's my eye of newt?
I need to find the version
with Patrick Stewart.

Scarab Sages

with Patrick Stewart,
Ian McKellen teamed up,
they could rule the world


They could rule the world
if only they followed the
machine's directions.


Machine's directions:
"Batteries not included".
*Sigh* Back to the store.


Sif : back to the store !
And bring my hammer forthwith
I am mighty Thor !

Scarab Sages

I am mighty Thor
my companion Loki
adventures with me


Adventures with me
can involve lots of hiking.
You'll be thore, all right.

RPG Superstar 2008 Top 16

You'll be Thor all right?
Avengers for Halloween
Nah, been there done that

Scarab Sages

nah, been there done that
shoved it Where The Sun Don't Shine
a faraway land


A faraway land
Where in fairway it lands
This nice golf ball


This nice, white golf ball
came flying out of the sky
and nearly hit me.


And nearly hit me,
Didn't even say "sorry!"
Watch out for skate punks.


"Watch out for skate punks" -
But the "pro" cyclists out there
can be really rude.


"Can be really rude"
Was all I could find on Joe
in the shrink's papers.


In the shrink's papers
one finds the broadest of strokes
and yet no people.


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And yet no people
are alike. The "average"
human is a myth.

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