The Haiku Game

[Studpuffin]

Peripheral sight
Didn't see the car coming
Street hockey is done

[TheChozyn]

Street hockey is done
It's time for the street pizza
Get it while it's fresh

[underling]

get it while its fresh
hard to find these salted treats
treants guard their nuts well

[Studpuffin]

treants guard their nuts well
many jokes are possible
will keep my mouth shut

[Cuchulainn]

Will keep my mouth shut
When the next flamewar unfolds
I'll let the trolls strut

[The Jade]

I'll let the trolls strut
The catwalk then slice 'em up
More runway models!

[Cuchulainn]

More runway models
Should participate in LARPS
We need skeletons

[Kakarasa]

We need more skeletons
An onslaught of evil dead
Army of Darkness

[Charles Scholz]

Army of Darkness
One of best movies ever made
Bruce Campbell is great.

[Charlie Bell]

Bruce Campbell is great
Hail to the king, baby, cause
THIS IS MY BOOM STICK!!!

[Vattnisse]

THIS IS MY BOOM STICK!!!
This, on the other hand is...
I don't really know

[Celestial Healer]

I don't really know
How I wound up in Thailand.
Who's blood's on my hands?

[Cuchulainn]

Who's blood's on my hands?
If it's little Cindy Lou's
I can frame the Grinch

[drunken_nomad]

I can frame the Grinch
in stained maple 8x10s
autographs extra

[The Jade]

Autographs extra
I stand next to signatures
It's a quiet job

[underling]

its a quiet job
once all the peasants are dead
new lich sets up shop

[The Jade]

New lich sets up shop
Old witch hops atop a mop
Bad neighborhood, man

[underling]

bad neighborhood, man
fooled by real estate agent
my Pomarj beach house

[Studpuffin]

my Pomarj beach house
is overrun with half-orcs
need a vacation

[The Jade]

Need a vacation?
Bermuda Triangle tours
Cheap one way tickets!

[Studpuffin]

Cheap one way tickets!
Its a good way to get lost
after robbing banks.

[The Jade]

After robbing banks
I like to pamper myself
PFRPG

[Cuchulainn]

PFRPG
Rising from obscurity
One Game to Rule All

[TheChozyn]

One Game to Rule All
At least 3 chars to play it
Six stats to build on

[The Jade]

Six stats to build on
Erect split level condos
On Strength and Wisdom

[Dragonborn3]

Whats wrong Jade, couldn't keep the LotR haikus going?

On Strength and Wisdom,
I see Intelligence was
your chosen dump stat.

[The Jade]

How much more is there to that quote? I have that line engraved in elvish on my golden ring here (GEEK!) and it pretty much ends where Chozyn left it. But a LotR haiku game would be a great idea. We could run a narrative set in middle Earth, in haiku form.

[TheChozyn]

Your chosen dump stat
Means a penalty of life
Three constitution

[Charles Scholz]

Three Constitution
Class Starships met for war games.
There can be only one.

[Dragonborn3]

Yo Charles, that last line has six instead of five.

There can be only
One crappy ring to make a
movie trilogy.

[TheChozyn]

/Ninja/
There is only one (edited)
Is it "Rings" or "Highlander"
Legolas McLeod?
/Ninja/

Movie Trilogy
Or worse... Prequel Trilogy
Next up: PrePrequel

[Charlie Bell]

Next up: PrePrequel
But "Yoda Babies" still beat
"Geriatric Jones"

[The Jade]

Geriatric jones
I hanker for hot seniors
Where da old b!tches?

[Celestial Healer]

Where da old b!tches?
I've got a growing hunger
For ribbon candy

[TheChozyn]

For ribbon candy
They are not as tasty as
Hot Candy Stripers

[Charles Scholz]

Hot Candy Stripers
Naughty Nurses Uniforms
Need I say any more?

[The Jade]

Need I say more than
That your breath could drop a moose?
No, that'll do it

[Cuchulainn]

No, that'll do it
A Ray of Frost kills Brown Mold
Put away the torch!

[TheChozyn]

Put away the torch
Love is not everburning
Heart's in darkness now

[The Jade]

Heart's in darkness now
Please let the Wilson sisters
Back in the spotlight

[Cuchulainn]

Back in the spotlight
I was sneak-attacked by rogues
Poor Perception roll

[TheChozyn]

Poor perception roll
I missed her Adam's Apple
She is not a she

[Dragonborn3]

She is not a she,
but a changeling dude with more
Issues than Batman.

[Studpuffin]

Issues than Batman
More of these has Wolverine
Yoda am I now!

[TheChozyn]

Yoda am I now
Trust not in the dark side we
Agree do you not

[Studpuffin]

Agree do you not
peanut butter and bacon
is not a health food

[TheChozyn]

Is not a health food
But bacon IS the life food
Except for the pigs

[Studpuffin]

Except for the pigs
this farm is not a bad place
yonder is a cow!

[Cuchulainn]

Yonder is a cow
Thither be my flock of sheep
Wherefore is thy ass?

[Studpuffin]

Wherefore is thy ass?
Yes, I can hear it braying
off in yonder field.