Please act civilized
Gray or blue coats with brass pips
Sabers optional
Sabers optional,
Or pistols, according to
The Code Duello
The Code Duello
Da Vinci's secret remix
It will astound you...
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It will astound you...
The soundless boundless groundless
Beauty of deep space
Beauty of deep space
Where no one can hear you scream
Alien Xenomorph
Alien Xenomorph
Hugging my face, burrowing
I dont feel so good
I don't feel so good
Ouch, 1d3 DEX and CON
Got the filth fever...
Got the filth fever
I loved my pet dire rat
A little too much
A little too much
From the batch no one should taste
Cocaine cookery
Ah, no! It's RAISINS!
The dark bits inside cookies
Should be chocolate chips!
"Should be Chocolate Chips!"
"Nah, our band name should be Boink!"
"I prefer... Bigguns!"
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"I prefer big guns,"
She said with a naughty grin
"Not a derringer!"
"Note a' da ringah!"
Off-the-boat Italian said
Of the boxing match
I actually meant "The ringer" not "The ring" but I guess both sort fo work.
Of the boxing match,
It was over much too soon
Glass jaws will shatter
Glass JAWS will shatter!
Why would Spielberg hire you?!
You can't make good sharks!
You can't make good sharks
They must have freakin' lasers
I'm stuck with sea bass
I'm stuck with C. Bass
Conroy is Lance's brother
He's no Backstreet Boy
He's no Backstreet Boy
Never gonna give you up...
Rick Roll is over
Rick role is over
It's time to play someone else
Call my agent, please
Call my agent, please
MI-5 or CIA
Maybe KGB
May BK GB
(The new burger chain hard drives)
Sell as well as hoped
Sell as well as hoped
A rather vague quota, sir
What's my commission?
What's my commission
On selling Paizo products?
Pure satisfaction!
Pure satisfaction
evil treaty got murdered.
Parliament says no.
Parliament says, "No."
George Clinton's has all the funk
They need some to play
They need some to play:
Polyhedron dice, rule books,
And a good GM.
"...and a good GM."
"We're all out of good GMs.
Would you like Neutral?"
Would you like neutral?
Earth tones are the rage this year--
Brown or tan, perhaps?
Brown or tan, perhaps
Are the best colors for pants
Red is best for shirts
Red is best for shirts
Unless beaming before Kirk
Then DUCK, you sucka!
Then duck, or suckling
Pig would be the best third course
For the vict'ry feast?
For the Vick Tree! Feast!
And heartily they feasted
Arboreal knights
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Arboreal nights
Swinging from the tree branches
Sweet monkey lovin'
Sweet monkey lovin'
Wild, passionate, sweaty
Please don't fling your poo!
Please don't fling your poo,
Or vomit on the table,
Or pee in the pool.
Or pee in the pool
the tired nurse gently says
to the older man
"Tu," the older man
Said in French, "es tres stupide!"
I was insulted!
I was insulted
Then I was catapulted
This Renn Faire sucks eggs
This Renfair sucks eggs
and this one gobbles fishes
what a niche cooking !
What, a niece cooking?
What are our nephews learning?
Young people these days!
Jung people these days
Running down us Freudians
We'll give them the slip
We'll give them the slip.
Bandits running underbrush.
Move Silently. Roll!
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Move, silently roll
Great orbs of quiet darkness
alone in far earths
Alone in fair Earth,
Am I the only person
Who understands this?
Who understands this
Tommy Quadrophenia?
Wont get fooled again!
Won't get fooled again
Once perhaps, but twice? No way!
I am too savvy
I am too savvy
Once I was in the navy
Now I'm land-bound, he !
Now I'm land-bound, he
Sailed away from this island.
Now I'm stranded here.
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