| Urizen |
Urizen wrote:OCD is not your friend.taig wrote:Hmmm, I wonder how close Urizen is to the end.Three hours 58 minutes ago when you made the post I'm replying to. Page 567 of 573.
Nor ADHD. :/ Nor Insomnia.
After the sleep studies, I've made an agreement with my LISW to covertly switch MDs.
| Urizen |
Urizen wrote:taig wrote:Yeah, but did you check out her rack? Humina.Freehold DM wrote:taig wrote:But if I stole your Ipad..and you're still posting..and I have it right here, then...I'A! I'A! I'a Cthulhu! I'a S'ha-t'n!!! gibbering madnessFreehold DM wrote:Wha? Bu..wha? What am I posting with?taig wrote:steals taig's unassailable Ipad instead of assailing itSharoth wrote:My iPad is unassailable!Phantom Post wrote:~rattles taig's chains~Hey you! Get taig's iPad while you are at it.Dammit! Gary really broke the space time continuum!
I bet Earth-7 Taig is very unhappy her iPad is missing.
Should I be disturbed or happy that you find alternate universe me attractive?
I'm just not going to think about it.
fap?
| Urizen |
Urizen wrote:Whoa!taig wrote:You think that's funny? I got chewed by another Paizonian's uber conservative mother on a FB thread when I brought up self serve orgasms in a thread. Hoo boy. I decided it's in everyone's best interest to let her think she pwned me hard. I'm not getting in the middle of that.Hahahahahah, poor Urizen will have to read all this crap tonight!
Sorry, I wasn't laughing at you, Urizen, just with everyone else.
Even worse? The Paizonian's gender is female. Uggghh..
| Urizen |
Urizen wrote:taig wrote:My favorite pie is Boston Cream. Just so you know.Innuendo aside, once you've had it in Bawhston, it's never the same anywhere else. Same with Chowdah. I can no longer enjoy it out here in Ohio. It will require for me to have a return trip to Beantown. There's this Irish pub out in Fauneil Hall that I need to revisit. Their BCP is so awesome I'd take it behind the building and have sex with it. And smoke a cigarette with Tiamat.The Black Rose?
That was an awesome pub.
Why yes, that's it!
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Queen of Tarts wrote:Both excellent titles.Solnes wrote:More Lord of the Dance, if you ask me.Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!You're a little short for a Lord of Hellfire aren't you?
More evidence of my impending collapse into insanity...
I read the above as "Both excellent titties" :/
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taig wrote:When I see Miley, she reminds me of a chipmunk. I swear, when I see her, I think she's storing nuts in her cheeks for winter.Urizen wrote:She's an ex-Disney pre-porn starlet. Duh.Watching Miley Cyrus on David Letterman.
Why is she popular? Someone explain to me?
In around anther year or so, she can store my nuts in her cheeks any time she wants to...
| Emperor7 |
Emperor7 wrote:Yeah but that is sooooo 1970's disaster films.Crimson Jester wrote:Except when the road collapses and you are swallowed by the earth. ;PEric Swanson wrote:Did you know you don't feel an earthquake while driving post?No I did not.
OK, we'll have to update it.
Your car gets swallowed up and you find yourself in Sebastian's domain. Devils are astride pink ponies with pruple manes and tails. Mocking laughter follows you wherever you go. You can't escape. An old man sitting on his porch offers you a small chance of escape. You must beat the old man at a game of Bela Sara. He pats a dusty tome by his side - a thousand pages of rules...in Book 1, The Book of the Damned.
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Solnes wrote:Aberzombie wrote:Hmmm....will tell eventually? I am nosy...hate now knowing things. :)Solnes wrote:I know. And I'm....not supposed to say....for now.Aberzombie wrote:?? No comprende'....Solnes wrote:Not necessarily ;)Aberzombie wrote:Sad :(Solnes wrote:I wish. Wifey has been going to be real early lately, getting lots of sleep.Aberzombie wrote:You've got me for another half hour or so. Then I go to bed so I can get my beauty sleep.Beauty sleep? Ohhhhh thats what you call it :DI've figured it out.
Congratulations--if I'm right, that is
That was my thought too, so +1 from me if taig's right... :)
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800+ posts?!? So what did I miss?
Eric and CJ were drving their Toyaota Camry down a stretch of Nevada highway when an earthquake struck. At first they didn't feel it, until the sinkhole opened up and they were swallowed up by the earth. Clicking on the headlamps they found themselves in a land swallowed by time, literally. An old man, sitting on a porch swing, beckons them over. It seems he is the only one that knows the way out of this hellhole... Oh wait, that was an episode of The Sebastian Zone...
| Urizen |
Urizen wrote:In around anther year or so, she can store my nuts in her cheeks any time she wants to...taig wrote:When I see Miley, she reminds me of a chipmunk. I swear, when I see her, I think she's storing nuts in her cheeks for winter.Urizen wrote:She's an ex-Disney pre-porn starlet. Duh.Watching Miley Cyrus on David Letterman.
Why is she popular? Someone explain to me?
I haven't decided what I want to think about her. Does she clean up well? Sure. She still looks like a kid to me, so I'm going to reserve judgement until she puts in a couple more years.
| Urizen |
Urizen wrote:Everytime I see her last name I think about bending her over a table and...taig wrote:Dollhouse relied too much on Eliza Dushku to carry the acting load. She was not equipped to do that.Every time I see her last name, I want to pronounce it 'Duck Shoes'.
...telling her to grab her ankles.
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Twin Agate Dragons wrote:I'm unimpressed. Something wrong her eyes and her bewbs are all veiny.Urizen wrote:gises Christina HendrickTwin Agate Dragons wrote:Urizen wrote:You'll get there?Page 552 now. Of 568?
*shakes head*
As long as no one is mine fielding.
I have a good idea. Everyone begin fapping to Christina Hendrick's Rack. That'll buy me some time.
O.o
| Darkwolf |
Emperor7 wrote:Yeah but that is sooooo 1970's disaster films.Crimson Jester wrote:Except when the road collapses and you are swallowed by the earth. ;PEric Swanson wrote:Did you know you don't feel an earthquake while driving post?No I did not.
But Superman can fix it!
Edit: Good thing I was already nekkid!