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RPG Superstar 2012

I'm going to be a grumpy badger in 4.5 hours.

Why did I stay up so late?


Treppa wrote:
Urizen wrote:
taig wrote:
Hmmm, I wonder how close Urizen is to the end.
Three hours 58 minutes ago when you made the post I'm replying to. Page 567 of 573.
OCD is not your friend.

Nor ADHD. :/ Nor Insomnia.

After the sleep studies, I've made an agreement with my LISW to covertly switch MDs.


Studpuffin wrote:

Urizen: worried about losing your post count?

Click this link

I would die. Literally.

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Urizen is almost done.


taig wrote:
Urizen wrote:
taig wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
taig wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
taig wrote:
Sharoth wrote:
Phantom Post wrote:
~rattles taig's chains~
Hey you! Get taig's iPad while you are at it.
My iPad is unassailable!
steals taig's unassailable Ipad instead of assailing it
Wha? Bu..wha? What am I posting with?
But if I stole your Ipad..and you're still posting..and I have it right here, then...I'A! I'A! I'a Cthulhu! I'a S'ha-t'n!!! gibbering madness

Dammit! Gary really broke the space time continuum!

I bet Earth-7 Taig is very unhappy her iPad is missing.

Yeah, but did you check out her rack? Humina.

Should I be disturbed or happy that you find alternate universe me attractive?

I'm just not going to think about it.

fap?

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Ewwww!


taig wrote:
Urizen wrote:
taig wrote:

Hahahahahah, poor Urizen will have to read all this crap tonight!

Sorry, I wasn't laughing at you, Urizen, just with everyone else.

You think that's funny? I got chewed by another Paizonian's uber conservative mother on a FB thread when I brought up self serve orgasms in a thread. Hoo boy. I decided it's in everyone's best interest to let her think she pwned me hard. I'm not getting in the middle of that.
Whoa!

Even worse? The Paizonian's gender is female. Uggghh..


taig wrote:
Urizen wrote:
taig wrote:
My favorite pie is Boston Cream. Just so you know.
Innuendo aside, once you've had it in Bawhston, it's never the same anywhere else. Same with Chowdah. I can no longer enjoy it out here in Ohio. It will require for me to have a return trip to Beantown. There's this Irish pub out in Fauneil Hall that I need to revisit. Their BCP is so awesome I'd take it behind the building and have sex with it. And smoke a cigarette with Tiamat.

The Black Rose?

That was an awesome pub.

Why yes, that's it!

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You have a knack for making friends and influencing people, Urizen.

Good night. :)


taig wrote:
Urizen wrote:
taig wrote:
That's OK. I wasn't singling you out. I just should have realized where it might have gone. Oops.
(Un)C.R.D.
Nope. Don't know what that acronym is...

Feigning ignorance is bliss is good.


taig wrote:

I'm going to be a grumpy badger in 4.5 hours.

Why did I stay up so late?

Because .. you want to see me hit the LAST PAGE!

WHeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!


taig wrote:

Urizen is almost done.

This has been one huge marathon solo ass f+$*ing. You won't s+*+ normal for weeks.


taig wrote:

You have a knack for making friends and influencing people, Urizen.

Good night. :)

And you say that like it's a bad thing. And probably correct...


Done.

For the love of Jebusatan building my hotrod, don't do this again. Or I'm going to have to choose.

Sincerely,

Your Bestest. Urizen.

G'nite / G'mornin' / G'day

Scarab Sages

wanders into thread looking for breakfast

369 posts since I went to bed last night - not bad.

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Well, off to work for a short day, then a doctors appointment.

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Uri was a busy boy, and Taig sure was up late.

Mornin.

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Morning. I still have 20 odd pages to get through. WTF!?! :/

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flash_cxxi wrote:
Morning. I still have 20 odd pages to get through. WTF!?! :/

We went a little nuts last night. Sorry bro, but on the up side Solnes spent part of that time nekkid. ;)

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Well gotta run, we still haven't got the car running and I have an early one today, so we have some cranky ass kids on our hands. Have fun out there today.

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Moorluck wrote:
flash_cxxi wrote:
Morning. I still have 20 odd pages to get through. WTF!?! :/
We went a little nuts last night. Sorry bro, but on the up side Solnes spent part of that time nekkid. ;)

Well that's a silver lining to the cloud that is going to be my lack of sleep tonight... :)

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Cya Moorluck.

Now back to it...

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I just ate lots of Pie...

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Jyu1ch1 wrote:
Queen of Tarts wrote:
Solnes wrote:
Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:
I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!
You're a little short for a Lord of Hellfire aren't you?
More Lord of the Dance, if you ask me.
Both excellent titles.

More evidence of my impending collapse into insanity...

I read the above as "Both excellent titties" :/

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Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
Holy crud, H.G. Wells was a girl!

Thanks for putting that in a spoiler. :/

I only just finished dowloading the episode...


1100 posts since yesterday afternoon. You people are sick! SICK I said!

Pls continue...

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Eric Swanson wrote:
Did you know you don't feel an earthquake while driving post?

No I did not.


Are we Gary's Crash Test Dummies?

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Emperor7 wrote:

1100 posts since yesterday afternoon. You people are sick! SICK I said!

Pls continue...

Yeah um wow..............and that was just over night.

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Emperor7 wrote:
Are we Gary's Dummies?

Maybe.


Crimson Jester wrote:
Eric Swanson wrote:
Did you know you don't feel an earthquake while driving post?
No I did not.

Except when the road collapses and you are swallowed by the earth. ;P

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OK... 10 pages down and 10 to go. I'm on the home stretch now. :)

EDIT: And ther's actual real people on with me now! :D

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Emperor7 wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
Eric Swanson wrote:
Did you know you don't feel an earthquake while driving post?
No I did not.
Except when the road collapses and you are swallowed by the earth. ;P

Yeah but that is sooooo 1970's disaster films.

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flash_cxxi wrote:
OK... 10 pages down and 10 to go. I'm on the home stretch now. :)

I skipped ahead. I mean I like substance but at times you just need to find out who did it.

THAT DAMN BUTLER!


1,000 posts? Rilly? Rilly folks? You're going to give the PMG a cramp in his protoplasm. Feh, I'm out to the pond. Later all

*blink*

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Urizen wrote:
taig wrote:
Urizen wrote:

Watching Miley Cyrus on David Letterman.

Why is she popular? Someone explain to me?

She's an ex-Disney pre-porn starlet. Duh.
When I see Miley, she reminds me of a chipmunk. I swear, when I see her, I think she's storing nuts in her cheeks for winter.

In around anther year or so, she can store my nuts in her cheeks any time she wants to...

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Crimson Jester wrote:
flash_cxxi wrote:
OK... 10 pages down and 10 to go. I'm on the home stretch now. :)

I skipped ahead. I mean I like substance but at times you just need to find out who did it.

THAT DAMN BUTLER!

Awww... you Bastard! Why doesn't anyone use spoilers anymore!!! ;)


Crimson Jester wrote:
Emperor7 wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
Eric Swanson wrote:
Did you know you don't feel an earthquake while driving post?
No I did not.
Except when the road collapses and you are swallowed by the earth. ;P
Yeah but that is sooooo 1970's disaster films.

OK, we'll have to update it.

Your car gets swallowed up and you find yourself in Sebastian's domain. Devils are astride pink ponies with pruple manes and tails. Mocking laughter follows you wherever you go. You can't escape. An old man sitting on his porch offers you a small chance of escape. You must beat the old man at a game of Bela Sara. He pats a dusty tome by his side - a thousand pages of rules...in Book 1, The Book of the Damned.

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taig wrote:
Solnes wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Solnes wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Solnes wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Solnes wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
You've got me for another half hour or so. Then I go to bed so I can get my beauty sleep.
Beauty sleep? Ohhhhh thats what you call it :D
I wish. Wifey has been going to be real early lately, getting lots of sleep.
Sad :(
Not necessarily ;)
?? No comprende'....
I know. And I'm....not supposed to say....for now.
Hmmm....will tell eventually? I am nosy...hate now knowing things. :)

I've figured it out.

Congratulations--if I'm right, that is

That was my thought too, so +1 from me if taig's right... :)

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Urizen wrote:
taig wrote:
Dollhouse relied too much on Eliza Dushku to carry the acting load. She was not equipped to do that.
Every time I see her last name, I want to pronounce it 'Duck Shoes'.

Everytime I see her last name I think about bending her over a table and...


800+ posts?!? So what did I miss?


Well, the last FAWTY thread got to over the 660 page mark. I think that we can break that record.


Sharoth wrote:
800+ posts?!? So what did I miss?

Eric and CJ were drving their Toyaota Camry down a stretch of Nevada highway when an earthquake struck. At first they didn't feel it, until the sinkhole opened up and they were swallowed up by the earth. Clicking on the headlamps they found themselves in a land swallowed by time, literally. An old man, sitting on a porch swing, beckons them over. It seems he is the only one that knows the way out of this hellhole... Oh wait, that was an episode of The Sebastian Zone...

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Wolfthulhu wrote:
Predators this weekend!

I have my fingers crossed for seeing it tomorrow night...


Moorluck wrote:

Uri was a busy boy, and Taig sure was up late.

Mornin.

Given last night / this morning's segue, I figured I'd hop in earlier. Just in case.


flash_cxxi wrote:
Urizen wrote:
taig wrote:
Urizen wrote:

Watching Miley Cyrus on David Letterman.

Why is she popular? Someone explain to me?

She's an ex-Disney pre-porn starlet. Duh.
When I see Miley, she reminds me of a chipmunk. I swear, when I see her, I think she's storing nuts in her cheeks for winter.
In around anther year or so, she can store my nuts in her cheeks any time she wants to...

I haven't decided what I want to think about her. Does she clean up well? Sure. She still looks like a kid to me, so I'm going to reserve judgement until she puts in a couple more years.


Sara Marie wrote:
Davi The Eccentric wrote:
Urizen wrote:
I fail to see the difference between you and a Crazed Twilight Fan.
Most of us don't want to have sex with the giant turtle with water pumps growing out of it's back.
speak for yourself

I have a whole new image of you, Sara Marie.


flash_cxxi wrote:
Urizen wrote:
taig wrote:
Dollhouse relied too much on Eliza Dushku to carry the acting load. She was not equipped to do that.
Every time I see her last name, I want to pronounce it 'Duck Shoes'.
Everytime I see her last name I think about bending her over a table and...

...telling her to grab her ankles.

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Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
Urizen wrote:

Page 552 now. Of 568?

*shakes head*

You'll get there?

As long as no one is mine fielding.

I have a good idea. Everyone begin fapping to Christina Hendrick's Rack. That'll buy me some time.

gises Christina Hendrick
I'm unimpressed. Something wrong her eyes and her bewbs are all veiny.

O.o


Crimson Jester wrote:
Emperor7 wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
Eric Swanson wrote:
Did you know you don't feel an earthquake while driving post?
No I did not.
Except when the road collapses and you are swallowed by the earth. ;P
Yeah but that is sooooo 1970's disaster films.

But Superman can fix it!

Edit: Good thing I was already nekkid!

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