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Scarab Sages RPG Superstar 2009 Top 32

Sharoth wrote:
Watching The Vampires of Venice right now.

You're a bit slow... I just finished watching The Lodger earlier today. ;)


Man. An early morning. Got to pick up my dad and take him to the hospital, then baby-sit his wife today. Ugh. Damn hospital better have wi-fi.

Scarab Sages

I'm excited about this week. Hopefully, my kitchen will get finished, and I can cook and brew again by the weekend.


Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Man. An early morning. Got to pick up my dad and take him to the hospital, then baby-sit his wife today. Ugh. Damn hospital better have wi-fi.

Baby-sit his wife?


Urizen wrote:
Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
I never did get taught the rules of the game throughly though. I get the basic concept; stiped v. solids, don't sink the eight ball until you have no other balls left on the table.
That's just Eight Ball. There's a number of different other variants you can play. Just like you can with Poker or Solitaire, for instance.
I am aware of that, I've just never been taught them.
Have you ever played or been taught Pocket Pool?
No. I've only ever played the basic style. I have seen a style played that shapes a set od balls into what looks thwo triangles, with the tips away from each other.
This one doesn't even require a pool table or a full rack of balls.

ROFL!


Urizen wrote:
Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
I never did get taught the rules of the game throughly though. I get the basic concept; stiped v. solids, don't sink the eight ball until you have no other balls left on the table.
That's just Eight Ball. There's a number of different other variants you can play. Just like you can with Poker or Solitaire, for instance.

Don't forget "strip pool". That's a lot of fun as well.


alleynbard wrote:
Ryan Reynolds....hmmmmm....okay, I'm back.

I just got the latest orders from Gay Conspiracy headquarters. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to convert Mr. Reynolds to play for your team.

That will free up Scarlett Johansson... to be converted to play for my team. :)

Garydee wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
The truth is, the bracelet is actually a subsonic shielding device that protects you against the mind control rays from invisible alien spaceships hovering over the Earth.
Oh, ok. I feel much better now. Will it also protect me from the government's mind control rays, or do I have to still wear my tin foil hat as well?

Wait, Gary and Lindsey Lohan are being protected from alien mind control?


Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
alleynbard wrote:
Ryan Reynolds....hmmmmm....okay, I'm back.

I just got the latest orders from Gay Conspiracy headquarters. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to convert Mr. Reynolds to play for your team.

That will free up Scarlett Johansson... to be converted to play for my team. :)

Garydee wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
The truth is, the bracelet is actually a subsonic shielding device that protects you against the mind control rays from invisible alien spaceships hovering over the Earth.
Oh, ok. I feel much better now. Will it also protect me from the government's mind control rays, or do I have to still wear my tin foil hat as well?
Wait, Gary and Lindsey Lohan are being protected from alien mind control?

I hope so. AZ says I will be. I don't know about Lindsey. She doesn't have AZ watching her back like I do.

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Urizen wrote:
Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
So it seems my conceptual image of the Sarunia druid has split into not two, but three separate concepts. At some point my concept of the world based druid bifurcated into an animal based one. The third one is an elemental concept which needs just a little bit of a power up.
So, is it a Sybil Druid?
No, it is nothing like a an oracle or prophet.
We're talking about two different kinds of Sybils.
All three classes have distinct separate abilities, it isn't one class that can pick and choose their abilities and therefore doesn't suffer from an identity crisis.
*facepalms*
?
Ah, nevermind. I got the mileage out of it. :D

I thought you were talking about Maddie Hayes.

How much mileage do you get in a Sybil?

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Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
You know I never thought about it before, but I've just noticed that designing stuff for D20/Pathfinder does take a while.

Yes. Yes it does.


Patrick Curtin wrote:
Hey, why pay $500 for two women's new summer wardrobes when they have rummage/yard/church bazaar sales all the time during the warm months where you can buy new or almost-new stuff at super low prices?

{pictures monkey dressed in sundress, straw hat, and espadrilles}

Patrick Curtin wrote:
Plus, I am a stickler for old tools. I really hate how modern tools are made of the cheapest materials and rarely outlast 2-3 years of hard labor. Gimmie a Pittsburg-forged, ash handled shovel from 1950 any day. Most folks put $1 stickers on Dad's old tools in the estate sale, since they're 'old'.

+1. Also good for picking up good cast iron skillets and real Pyrex & Corningware cookware.

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Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Man. An early morning. Got to pick up my dad and take him to the hospital, then baby-sit his wife today. Ugh. Damn hospital better have wi-fi.

The hospital I have been in has wi-fi. Yours should as well.

I hope your day goes OK.


Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Man. An early morning. Got to pick up my dad and take him to the hospital, then baby-sit his wife today. Ugh. Damn hospital better have wi-fi.

Hope he is ok (and hopes you will be ok).


Garydee wrote:
Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
alleynbard wrote:
Ryan Reynolds....hmmmmm....okay, I'm back.

I just got the latest orders from Gay Conspiracy headquarters. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to convert Mr. Reynolds to play for your team.

That will free up Scarlett Johansson... to be converted to play for my team. :)

Garydee wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
The truth is, the bracelet is actually a subsonic shielding device that protects you against the mind control rays from invisible alien spaceships hovering over the Earth.
Oh, ok. I feel much better now. Will it also protect me from the government's mind control rays, or do I have to still wear my tin foil hat as well?
Wait, Gary and Lindsey Lohan are being protected from alien mind control?
I hope so. AZ says I will be. I don't know about Lindsey. She doesn't have AZ watching her back like I do.

Ms. Lohan is too much of a hassle.


taig wrote:

I thought you were talking about Maddie Hayes.

How much mileage do you get in a Sybil?

About 25 Addisons per gallon.

Scarab Sages RPG Superstar 2009 Top 32

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
alleynbard wrote:
Ryan Reynolds....hmmmmm....okay, I'm back.

I just got the latest orders from Gay Conspiracy headquarters. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to convert Mr. Reynolds to play for your team.

That will free up Scarlett Johansson... to be converted to play for my team. :)

Nooooo!!! Scarlett's mine! All mine! Hahahhhahahhhahahahahahahaaaahahahahahhahahahahhahhahaha O.o


Goooooooooooooood morning Fawlty Towers!!!!!

Man, what an action packed weekend. The second job shifts were unremarkable, but yesterday made up for it- the wife and I had a true to life sagittarian inspired adventure. We travelled into Queens and visited a new psuedo outdoor mall(picked up Namaah's Kiss for the wife), then decided to go to a rather remote diner for dinner. The trip there was awe-inspiring, as we ended up on an express bus instead of a regular one, which desposited us about a mile down the road for our transfer- and right in front of a blockbuster video, which have all but disappeared from Brooklyn. We go in out of curiosity to discover that, yes, they do indeed have all of season 2 of True Blood. We rent half of it, and then start the long, long trek to our bus.

Brooklyn is made for walking. Lots of sidewalks, stop signs, traffic lights and overall ambient lighting. Queens is not.

We ended up walking along the side of the road for what felt like FOREVER, even after the sidewalk ended. We walked the line between what passes for civilization(i.e. tons of cars) and god's country(i.e. the land used by the Federation of Black Cowboys). The scent of distant manure mixed with exhaust for a while, and then..we hit it. A patch of land where light pollution had yet to reach. Stars peeked out through cloud cover, and crickets could be heard when the traffic died down. It was a moment of serene peace, and I absorbed as much of it as I could, feeling like I was back in the countryside of Panama for a moment on my Great-Aunt's(father's side) property. I felt one with the universe, the Man standing on Earth underneath the Sky- and then my wife punched me in the back of the shoulder(hard, I might add), grumbling that I should move along as we were on a treacherous stretch of ground- a considerable drop lay to one side that would have slid us down into a construction site if we did not watch our step. It was a brief moment, but it was worth it for me.

What made the trek worth it for my wife was the diner that we eventually found our way to- an oasis of dining in the middle of nowhere on the border of Brooklyn and Queens, where people were ordering up crab legs(!!!!) by the plateful and I ate some of the most DELICIOUS fish and chips and tostones that I have ever eaten. God. That fish was AMAZING.

And then it was on to home to enjoy some dessert and lament that we were now only mostly behind the times when it comes to True Blood.

That's about it for me. Please tell me you all had a weekend as action packed as this.


flash_cxxi wrote:
Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

I just got the latest orders from Gay Conspiracy headquarters. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to convert Mr. Reynolds to play for your team.

That will free up Scarlett Johansson... to be converted to play for my team. :)

Nooooo!!! Scarlett's mine! All mine! Hahahhhahahhhahahahahahahaaaahahahahahhahahahahhahhahaha O.o

{reserves 12PM slot in the Thunderdome with Flash to fight over Scarlett}


Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
flash_cxxi wrote:
Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

I just got the latest orders from Gay Conspiracy headquarters. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to convert Mr. Reynolds to play for your team.

That will free up Scarlett Johansson... to be converted to play for my team. :)

Nooooo!!! Scarlett's mine! All mine! Hahahhhahahhhahahahahahahaaaahahahahahhahahahahhahhahaha O.o
{reserves 12PM slot in the Thunderdome with Flash to fight over Scarlett}

TWO MEN ENTER! ONE MAN LEAVES! TWO MEN ENTER! ONE MAN LEAVES! TWO MEN ENTER! ONE MAN LEAVE! TWO MEN ENTER! ONE MAN LEAVES! TWO MEN ENTER! ONE MAN LEAVES!

The Exchange

flash_cxxi wrote:
Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
alleynbard wrote:
Ryan Reynolds....hmmmmm....okay, I'm back.

I just got the latest orders from Gay Conspiracy headquarters. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to convert Mr. Reynolds to play for your team.

That will free up Scarlett Johansson... to be converted to play for my team. :)

Nooooo!!! Scarlett's mine! All mine! Hahahhhahahhhahahahahahahaaaahahahahahhahahahahhahhahaha O.o

Amby darlin' she's all yours, I sent her some nude pics and she is now firmly on your team. :)

Flash, that'll teach you to send my wife nude pics of yourself. :P

Got to run back to work, you folks have fun!

Scarab Sages RPG Superstar 2009 Top 32

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
flash_cxxi wrote:
Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

I just got the latest orders from Gay Conspiracy headquarters. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to convert Mr. Reynolds to play for your team.

That will free up Scarlett Johansson... to be converted to play for my team. :)

Nooooo!!! Scarlett's mine! All mine! Hahahhhahahhhahahahahahahaaaahahahahahhahahahahhahhahaha O.o
{reserves 12PM slot in the Thunderdome with Flash to fight over Scarlett}

Am I Max or Blaster?

Liberty's Edge Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012

Ouch!

I had no trouble finding parking in Charlotte this morning. Unfortunately, it was all on I-77. :S

The Exchange

flash_cxxi wrote:
Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
flash_cxxi wrote:
Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

I just got the latest orders from Gay Conspiracy headquarters. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to convert Mr. Reynolds to play for your team.

That will free up Scarlett Johansson... to be converted to play for my team. :)

Nooooo!!! Scarlett's mine! All mine! Hahahhhahahhhahahahahahahaaaahahahahahhahahahahhahhahaha O.o
{reserves 12PM slot in the Thunderdome with Flash to fight over Scarlett}
Am I Max or Blaster?

Master Blaster Baaabee


taig wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Man. An early morning. Got to pick up my dad and take him to the hospital, then baby-sit his wife today. Ugh. Damn hospital better have wi-fi.

The hospital I have been in has wi-fi. Yours should as well.

I hope your day goes OK.

WIFI.

Thank God.

Scarab Sages RPG Superstar 2009 Top 32

Moorluck wrote:
Flash, that'll teach you to send my wife nude pics of yourself. :P

For the record it was a short video (don't even think about touching this one Urizen). Any pictures she has she took herself. ;)

Scarab Sages RPG Superstar 2009 Top 32

Crimson Jester wrote:
flash_cxxi wrote:
Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
flash_cxxi wrote:
Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

I just got the latest orders from Gay Conspiracy headquarters. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to convert Mr. Reynolds to play for your team.

That will free up Scarlett Johansson... to be converted to play for my team. :)

Nooooo!!! Scarlett's mine! All mine! Hahahhhahahhhahahahahahahaaaahahahahahhahahahahhahhahaha O.o
{reserves 12PM slot in the Thunderdome with Flash to fight over Scarlett}
Am I Max or Blaster?
Master Blaster Baaabee

I'm not sure I'd want to be either Master or Blaster...

Liberty's Edge Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012

flash_cxxi wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
Flash, that'll teach you to send my wife nude pics of yourself. :P
For the record it was a short video (don't even think about touching this one Urizen). Any pictures she has she took herself. ;)

I'll take this one:

Two inches of video is pretty damn short!


taig wrote:
flash_cxxi wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
Flash, that'll teach you to send my wife nude pics of yourself. :P
For the record it was a short video (don't even think about touching this one Urizen). Any pictures she has she took herself. ;)

I'll take this one:

Two inches of video is pretty damn short!

And then add compression and it's even smaller. :)

Scarab Sages RPG Superstar 2009 Top 32

taig wrote:
flash_cxxi wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
Flash, that'll teach you to send my wife nude pics of yourself. :P
For the record it was a short video (don't even think about touching this one Urizen). Any pictures she has she took herself. ;)

I'll take this one:

Two inches of video is pretty damn short!

Two inches... you could have at least given me five. :(

Scarab Sages RPG Superstar 2009 Top 32

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
taig wrote:
flash_cxxi wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
Flash, that'll teach you to send my wife nude pics of yourself. :P
For the record it was a short video (don't even think about touching this one Urizen). Any pictures she has she took herself. ;)

I'll take this one:

Two inches of video is pretty damn short!

And then add compression and it's even smaller. :)

Et tu Ambrosia...

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Flash is no Zapruder Film.

Liberty's Edge Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012

flash_cxxi wrote:
taig wrote:
flash_cxxi wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
Flash, that'll teach you to send my wife nude pics of yourself. :P
For the record it was a short video (don't even think about touching this one Urizen). Any pictures she has she took herself. ;)

I'll take this one:

Two inches of video is pretty damn short!

Two inches... you could have at least given me five. :(

Errrrrrrrr...

Scarab Sages RPG Superstar 2009 Top 32

taig wrote:
Flash is no Zapruder Film.

And for the record it was 1 minute 57 seconds!


Urizen: Yep... that's what I thought.

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Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Urizen: Yep... that's what I thought.

No "wink wink" conversations in this thread. It gives me rabies.


flash_cxxi wrote:
taig wrote:
Flash is no Zapruder Film.
And for the record it was 1 minute 57 seconds!

Roots through flash's garbage while eating bamboo


What, I have to hit reply every time to quote?

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Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
What, I have to hit reply every time to quote?

Nah. Especially if you're using hospital wifi.

Liberty's Edge Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012

OK. I'm gonna go do some work before I entice pitchfork and/or torch wielders. :)


taig wrote:
OK. I'm gonna go do some work before I entice pitchfork and/or torch wielders. :)

o.O Are you an ogre?


Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
That will free up Scarlett Johansson... to be converted to play for my team. :)

HEY NOT SO FAST! I GOT DIBS! I CALLED SHOTGUN!


Garydee wrote:
I hope so. AZ says I will be. I don't know about Lindsey. She doesn't have AZ watching her back like I do.

With the exception of the photo shoot where she was pretending to be Marilyn Monroe .... she just plain turns me off.


flash_cxxi wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
Flash, that'll teach you to send my wife nude pics of yourself. :P
For the record it was a short video (don't even think about touching this one Urizen). Any pictures she has she took herself. ;)

1d20 + 5 ⇒ (19) + 5 = 24

So, who's your favorite Rascal? Alfalfa....or Spanky?


taig wrote:
flash_cxxi wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
Flash, that'll teach you to send my wife nude pics of yourself. :P
For the record it was a short video (don't even think about touching this one Urizen). Any pictures she has she took herself. ;)

I'll take this one:

Two inches of video is pretty damn short!

*claps*

Bravissimo!


Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Urizen: Yep... that's what I thought.

:P


Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
taig wrote:
OK. I'm gonna go do some work before I entice pitchfork and/or torch wielders. :)
o.O Are you an ogre?

Whatchu talkin' about Shrek?

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Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
taig wrote:
OK. I'm gonna go do some work before I entice pitchfork and/or torch wielders. :)
o.O Are you an ogre?

Nah, just badgering folks.

Scarab Sages

Exactly 500 posts since I looked last. Yeah. Hopefully I'm not going to miss anything important.

Did a nice 8.5 mile hike in the Sangre de Cristo mountains with my brother on Saturday. The "Wet Mountains" really lived up to their name. (I didn't know that Colorado had a rain forest.) Got some nice pictures and hope to have them uploaded a little later today. (Right now, I have to pay people.)

Happy Monday!

Liberty's Edge Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012

Moff Rimmer wrote:

Exactly 500 posts since I looked last. Yeah. Hopefully I'm not going to miss anything important.

Did a nice 8.5 mile hike in the Sangre de Cristo mountains with my brother on Saturday. The "Wet Mountains" really lived up to their name. (I didn't know that Colorado had a rain forest.) Got some nice pictures and hope to have them uploaded a little later today. (Right now, I have to pay people.)

Happy Monday!

Sounds like fun! I wouldn't have thought Colorado had a rainforest either.

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