Question: Why is a duck?
Answer: Because it has one leg both the same!
my brain hurts.
A Zen master once said to me, "Do the opposite of whatever I tell you."
So I didn't.?
A zen master, a rabbi, and a priest walked into a bar.
Bartender looks up and says, "what is this, a koan?"
Q: How many Zen buddhists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Three -- one to change it, one to not-change it and one to both change- and not-change it.
A zen master, a rabbi, and a priest walked into a bar.
Bartender looks up and says, "what is this, a koan?"Q: How many Zen buddhists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Three -- one to change it, one to not-change it and one to both change- and not-change it.
You left out a fourth to neither change nor not-change the bulb.
Change what bulb?
Q: What did the hot dog vendor say to the Buddhist when he asked for his change?
A: Change comes from within.
Some days you are the bug; some days you are the windshield.
does replying to yourself constitute self awareness?my brain hurts.
There is no self therefore nothing to be aware of.
Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else.
Q) How many dogs does it take to change light blub?
A) the one with the best Cognitive Therapist.
if everyone is unique then no one is.
CJ is really Syndrome?
if everyone is unique then no one is.does replying to yourself constitute self awareness?my brain hurts.
There is no self therefore nothing to be aware of.
Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else.
Then if everyone is no one, we are all one, and therefore unique as there is only one one and no other.
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Then if everyone is no one, we are all one, and therefore unique as there is only one one and no other.if everyone is unique then no one is.does replying to yourself constitute self awareness?my brain hurts.
There is no self therefore nothing to be aware of.
Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else.
If there is one and no other, then how is there a you and me?
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If there is one and no other, then how is there a you and me?Then if everyone is no one, we are all one, and therefore unique as there is only one one and no other.if everyone is unique then no one is.does replying to yourself constitute self awareness?my brain hurts.
There is no self therefore nothing to be aware of.
Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else.
That proves that you are nothing. And if all of you are nothing than none of you are unique.
That proves that you are nothing. And if all of you are nothing than none of you are unique.If there is one and no other, then how is there a you and me?Then if everyone is no one, we are all one, and therefore unique as there is only one one and no other.if everyone is unique then no one is.does replying to yourself constitute self awareness?my brain hurts.
There is no self therefore nothing to be aware of.
Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else.
nothing is singular and therefore unique.
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nothing is singular and therefore unique.That proves that you are nothing. And if all of you are nothing than none of you are unique.If there is one and no other, then how is there a you and me?Then if everyone is no one, we are all one, and therefore unique as there is only one one and no other.if everyone is unique then no one is.does replying to yourself constitute self awareness?my brain hurts.
There is no self therefore nothing to be aware of.
Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else.
Does this then explain this thread?
Does this then explain this thread?nothing is singular and therefore unique.That proves that you are nothing. And if all of you are nothing than none of you are unique.If there is one and no other, then how is there a you and me?Then if everyone is no one, we are all one, and therefore unique as there is only one one and no other.if everyone is unique then no one is.does replying to yourself constitute self awareness?my brain hurts.
There is no self therefore nothing to be aware of.
Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else.
No they are not unique they are "special" in a don't let them eat their own crayons, or handle anything sharp kind of way.
In the deep north of darkness, there was a fish called Vast.
'Till he was slain by four adventurers.
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No they are not unique they are "special" in a don't let them eat their own crayons, or handle anything sharp kind of way.Does this then explain this thread?nothing is singular and therefore unique.That proves that you are nothing. And if all of you are nothing than none of you are unique.If there is one and no other, then how is there a you and me?Then if everyone is no one, we are all one, and therefore unique as there is only one one and no other.if everyone is unique then no one is.does replying to yourself constitute self awareness?my brain hurts.
There is no self therefore nothing to be aware of.
Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else.
Touche'
In the deep north of darkness, there was a fish called Vast.
'Till he was slain by four adventurers.
In the surface south of light, there was no bird called Petite
'Till she was birthed by four farmers.'