Urizen will look up the forbidden rites of summoning from the Pisconomicon.
Ia, ia, Dagon ftaghn!
Nah, that only summons lesser fiends. His Baron-Esquire Supreme Fishyness is not a LESSER fiend.
*swims around trying to catch his own tailfin*
*swims around trying to catch his own tailfin*
*sneaks into the thread* Hi Fishstick! There's a game that both of us could enjoy. It's called "jump onto the sandwich bread". Do you see this bread that I'm holding? Jump out of your water and see if you can land onto the bread. It'll be fun!
*swims around trying to catch his own tailfin**sneaks into the thread* Hi Fishstick! There's a game that both of us could enjoy. It's called "jump onto the sandwich bread". Do you see this bread that I'm holding? Jump out of your water and see if you can land onto the bread. It'll be fun!
I'm not supposed to talk to strangers.
*continues chasing tailfin*
*continues chasing tailfin*
Hmmm, looks a little like an honorary poodle to me.
*drops pebbles into fishbowl to raise water level*
*swallows a pebble*
HACK!
HACK!
*swallows it again*
Oatmeal next time, please.
A cat and a bird trying to catch the fish.
Now might be a good time to go back into the castle.
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*swims around trying to catch his own tailfin**sneaks into the thread* Hi Fishstick! There's a game that both of us could enjoy. It's called "jump onto the sandwich bread". Do you see this bread that I'm holding? Jump out of your water and see if you can land onto the bread. It'll be fun!
Celestial Healer wonders why the Cheshire Cat doesn't just eat the bird who is dropping pebbles into the aquarium. The bird seems intent on the fish and oblivious to the presence of its natural predator. Also, predating the bird is not as likely to invoke the wrath of His Excellency The Most Righteous Mr. Fishy the way consuming that gimpy little fish would.
Celestial Healer wonders why the Cheshire Cat doesn't just eat the bird who is dropping pebbles into the aquarium. The bird seems intent on the fish and oblivious to the presence of its natural predator. Also, predating the bird is not as likely to invoke the wrath of His Excellency The Most Righteous Mr. Fishy the way consuming that gimpy little fish would.*swims around trying to catch his own tailfin**sneaks into the thread* Hi Fishstick! There's a game that both of us could enjoy. It's called "jump onto the sandwich bread". Do you see this bread that I'm holding? Jump out of your water and see if you can land onto the bread. It'll be fun!
It's simple. The bird is big and would put up too much of a fight. The fish won't. Besides, I don't fear your "Mr. Fishy."
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It's simple. The bird is big and would put up too much of a fight. The fish won't. Besides, I don't fear your "Mr. Fishy."Celestial Healer wonders why the Cheshire Cat doesn't just eat the bird who is dropping pebbles into the aquarium. The bird seems intent on the fish and oblivious to the presence of its natural predator. Also, predating the bird is not as likely to invoke the wrath of His Excellency The Most Righteous Mr. Fishy the way consuming that gimpy little fish would.*swims around trying to catch his own tailfin**sneaks into the thread* Hi Fishstick! There's a game that both of us could enjoy. It's called "jump onto the sandwich bread". Do you see this bread that I'm holding? Jump out of your water and see if you can land onto the bread. It'll be fun!
This cat must be hauled before the Inquisition!!!
This cat must be hauled before the Inquisition!!!
Pfft! You don't scare me! *two burly guards grab the cat* Hey! What's going on? I was just joking! Come on! Somebody help me! *is hauled out of the thread*
*continues chasing tailfin*Hmmm, looks a little like an honorary poodle to me.
A dogfish? Nah, he's not humping anything.
A dogfish? Nah, he's not humping anything.
What about a bananafish?
Nah, he's not humping anything.
It is possible he is not capable of humping. I would not deny him honorary poodle status just because he is differently abled.
Nah, he's not humping anything.It is possible he is not capable of humping. I would not deny him honorary poodle status just because he is differently abled.
Well, he is capable of Bumping. That's close.
Urizen suggests Scott Williams should select and copy all typed text before submitting. If Scott Williams falls victim to the Post Monster, Scott Williams will be able to post and paste the copied text.I just wrote out a goodly portion of that tale mere seconds ago, and
THE @#%&**&^%$#@!@#$%^&&*((*&^^%$#@@@#%^&**&^%$#$%^ &*(
POST MONSTER ATE MY POST.
I even use word to spell check!
I will try once more to tell the tale in a bit, once my wrath relents.
Advice taken to heart,first chapter is up
mySavageTideCampaignByTheGreatScott
Woo-Hoo, my first link! I think its right.
Well, he is capable of Bumping. That's close.Nah, he's not humping anything.It is possible he is not capable of humping. I would not deny him honorary poodle status just because he is differently abled.
*bumps into the wall of the aquarium, but the helmet protects him from injury*
*bumps into the wall of the aquarium, but the helmet protects him from injury*
Awww, he's so cute.
Mr. Fishy is a busy fishy. But he has returned. Mr. Fishy is going to look at the "Great" Scott's thread and look for lies and half truths.
Mr. Fishy will look into the creature catalogue also.
When did Mr. Fishy get guards?
When did Mr. Fishy get guards?
When you ordained poodles to mete out your justice?
Although, their leg humping needs some practice.
Big Fishy is original Fishy goon. Big Fishy not happy about fuzzy things hanging around fishbowl, but puts up with them because Boss said so.
Welcome Back, Boss! Big Fishy has been trying to keep things how Boss said to. (Big Fishy turned away for TWO SECONDS and all heck breaks loose...)
I'm just here for the water. I drink out of things. It's sorta my thing.
(Big Fishy not crazy about feathery guy being promoted above Big Fishy either, but goes along with it because Harold said so. At least Big Fishy got cool bite attack. :(=)
Someone sounds bitter.
Big Fishy not bitter, Big Fishy is "environmentalist". (As in, thinks better of those with "Environment: aquatic" than others. 8^)
*Throws a tennis ball*
Big Fishy returns serve with tailfin.
Mr. Fishy is a busy fishy. But he has returned. Mr. Fishy is going to look at the "Great" Scott's thread and look for Harlots and Hookers.
Mr. Fishy will look into the creature catalogue also.
When did Mr. Fishy get guards?
Fixed that for you!
Returns return with head bump
CAW!
*snatches tennis ball and runs around with it, trying to bark with it still in his mouth*
YOMPH!
*peck peck peck*
You are such a pecker.
Urizen prefers his harlots and hookers to be serving pie. Sweet, tasty pie.
Urizen prefers his harlots and hookers to be serving pie. Sweet, tasty pie.
Goodtree thinks that's interesting...too bad Urizen won't be around on Sunday because Goodtree planned on serving pie galore.
Big Fishy hence forth Mr. Fishy's personal Fishy Guard, Grand High Captain of the Order of Fishyness, Champion of the Bowl, Protector of the Fish Stick.
Happy now?
His Baron-Esquire Supreme Fishyness hath spoken! Resume your adulation and offerings of pie.
Big Fishy hence forth Mr. Fishy's personal Fishy Guard, Grand High Captain of the Order of Fishyness, Champion of the Bowl, Protector of the Fish Stick.
Urizen requires clarification. Which Fish Stick is Mr. Fishy referencing?
tilts head at the use of the word 'stick', gets excited and pees
Big Fishy hence forth Mr. Fishy's personal Fishy Guard, Grand High Captain of the Order of Fishyness, Champion of the Bowl, Protector of the Fish Stick.
Happy now?
Big Fishy ecstatic! Thanks, Boss!
Urizen requires clarification. Which Fish Stick is Mr. Fishy referencing?
Don't worry, Harold. Big Fishy will protect ANY Fish Stick, but thinks Boss mainly means little retard fish.
*tries to eat the aquarium filter*
*puts on scuba gear*
CANNONBALL!!!
*jumps into fishbowl, makes a splash*
Urizen sighs to himself. "awh great, another floater..."
Urizen sighs to himself. "awh great, another floater..."
Hey! That wasn't me. I always go in the Jack Clubhouse.