Urizen is feeling dense.
If everyone is going to jump in the blasted fish bowl, a Goodtree might as well join in too.
OH DEAR HEAVENS, THEY ARE HERE!!! GET THE FLAMETHROWER OUT, GRAB RAT POISON, STOMPY BOOTS EVEN!!!KILL IT NOW BEFORE IT SPREADS FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY
**runs for chainsaw, hand axe and holy water**
If everyone is going to jump in the blasted fish bowl, a Goodtree might as well join in too.OH DEAR HEAVENS, THEY ARE HERE!!! GET THE FLAMETHROWER OUT, GRAB RAT POISON, STOMPY BOOTS EVEN!!!KILL IT NOW BEFORE IT SPREADS FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY
**runs for chainsaw, hand axe and holy water**
**limps back to keyboard after severe beating by huge tree**
I'm very sorry for the over reaction to a goodtree. Please accept my most humble apologies.
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Twin Agate Dragons thinks Urizen should stop referring to himself in the third person.Urizen suggests Scott Williams should select and copy all typed text before submitting. If Scott Williams falls victim to the Post Monster, Scott Williams will be able to post and paste the copied text.I just wrote out a goodly portion of that tale mere seconds ago, and
THE @#%&**&^%$#@!@#$%^&&*((*&^^%$#@@@#%^&**&^%$#$%^ &*(
POST MONSTER ATE MY POST.
I even use word to spell check!
I will try once more to tell the tale in a bit, once my wrath relents.
BLASPHEMER!!!!
BLASPHEMER!!!!
Celestial Healer thinks that Twin Agate Dragons should be hauled before the Grand Piscine Inquisition.
Urizen would like to offer Celestial Healer a seat on the Grand Piscine Inquisition.
Celestial Healer thinks that Twin Agate Dragons should be hauled before the Grand Piscine Inquisition.
Big Fishy wants cool black robes and a mask. And an ax. Boss? Can Big Fishy be inquisitor?
Urizen would like to offer Celestial Healer a seat on the Grand Piscine Inquisition.Celestial Healer is good at inquisitating.
As the Herald of His Baron-Esquire Supreme Fishyness, Urizen hereby declares Celestial Healer a senior seating on the Grand Piscine Inquisition. Use extreme prejudice to stamp out the heretics. Especially those who dare sample Mr. Fishy's pie without Mr. Fishy's approval.
And poodles.
Urizen has spoken Ex Ichthyica. Resume your adulation.
And poodles.
Typical.
And poodles.Typical.
At least you're not the Cathars. That would be a worse fate.
Big Fishy still waiting for robes and ax and mask...
Since Boss Fishy not around, does Harold have robes and ax and mask for Big Fishy?
And poodles.
Slowly roasting open an open fire. I hear that dog is a delicacy in other parts of the world.
Unnecessary expenses as Big Fishy should have a gnashing bite to perform the task. But if Big Fishy is within 120' of His Baron-Esquire Supreme Fishyness, said bite can penetrate all sorts of DR/SR. Urizen swears on a stack of Aquarium Life magazines.
And poodles.Slowly roasting open an open fire. I hear that dog is a delicacy in other parts of the world.
So are cats.
Okay, thanks Harold.
Looks around. Where Boss?
*gets stuck in his little castle again*
At least you're not the Cathars. That would be a worse fate.And poodles.Typical.
Or the 2009 Vikings.
As the Herald of His Baron-Esquire Supreme Fishyness, Urizen hereby declares Celestial Healer a senior seating on the Grand Piscine Inquisition.
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! We don't have enough room for "seating" here in the bowl. Hell, we don't even have chairs. In fact, the only things resembling furniture here are the little castle <<waves at the little retarded fish>>, the bubbling treasure chest over there, and....well....me. And I don't want any of you lunatics sitting on me!
And I don't want any of you lunatics sitting on me!
How do you feel about humping?
And I don't want any of you lunatics sitting on me!How do you feel about humping?
Don't even THINK it!
And I don't want any of you lunatics sitting on me!How do you feel about humping?
You two should do just fine together.
*turns on soft music, lowers light, runs like heck*
Mr. Fishy's bowl has magical properties. Extra-dimensional pockets. Where do you think the grape kool-aid came from?
On second thought, Urizen asks you not to answer that.
How do you feel about humping?Don't even THINK it!
Too late.
How do you feel about humping?Don't even THINK it!
Too late.
That's not my leg. I am just a skull. And DON'T EVEN THINK IT!
How do you feel about humping?Don't even THINK it!
Too late.
Ia! Ia! Poodle ftagn! There's two of them! Someone! Quick! Seal up my eye sockets!
How do you feel about humping?Don't even THINK it!Too late.
Drops landmine by the skull, kicking said landmine into one eye socket
Look! I made a pirate skull! YAP!
sniffs LHP's bum
Urizen summons the defecalator eidolon to clean up the biological mess that the poodles left behind. Urizen then instructs the eidolon to deposit said waste in the poodles' thread.
Yankee Poodle humps the Dread Lord Urizen's leg.
Those doggies look funny. They're all climbing on that skull.
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As the Herald of His Baron-Esquire Supreme Fishyness, Urizen hereby declares Celestial Healer a senior seating on the Grand Piscine Inquisition.Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! We don't have enough room for "seating" here in the bowl. Hell, we don't even have chairs. In fact, the only things resembling furniture here are the little castle <<waves at the little retarded fish>>, the bubbling treasure chest over there, and....well....me. And I don't want any of you lunatics sitting on me!
Celestial Healer can just hover as needed. Celestial Healer doesn't need a chair.
Celestial Healer thinks Tom Qadim may need to be hauled before the Inquisition for speaking in the first person.
Ia! Ia! Poodle ftagn! There's two of them! Someone! Quick! Seal up my eye sockets!
*humps skull* YAP! YAP!
Ia! Ia! Poodle ftagn! There's two of them! Someone! Quick! Seal up my eye sockets!*humps skull* YAP! YAP!
Ooh, save an eye socket for me!
Yap!
Stay back, little one. Big Fishy doesn't think Boss would want you near those fuzzy things.
Big Fishy hovers between poodles and little retard fish. Mr. Fishy never declared skull was to be protected, so it's on its own.
Growls protectively over Urizen's legs so that circling fish don't try to interfere with the humping.
"Yankee Poodle went to town...."
Ia! Ia! Poodle ftagn! There's two of them! Someone! Quick! Seal up my eye sockets!*humps skull* YAP! YAP!Ooh, save an eye socket for me!
Yap!
*humping skull* Hurry up! You snooze-you lose.
Täîg thinks this is Snöôplatin.
The skull is making no head-way... HAHAHAHA
Emperor7 thinks that the poodles are trying to get something thru TQ's thick skull. ;P
Urizen has hereby declared on behalf of His Baron-Esquire Supreme Fishyness that there shall absolutely be no skullfluffery to take place within the Aquarium. Acts of skullfluffery creates a frothy substance that is not pleasant to Mr. Fishy. That is not the lotion Mr. Fishy instructs to put on the skin.
You may resume your adulation.
tilts head
resumes humping Urizen's leg
Watch the pleather.
Ia! Ia! Poodle ftagn! There's two of them! Someone! Quick! Seal up my eye sockets!
Maybe Mr. Fishy will after he opens this window.
The next time Mr. Fishy tells you to "climb your big barbarian ass up there," you climb...you're leaking, that is nas-tay.
Poodles are hence forth the bearers of the Fishy wrath.
Go forth and hump the ENEMIES OF FISHYNESS!!!
Go forth and hump the ENEMIES OF FISHYNESS!!!
Cockapoo is happy to oblige. *humps skull again*
Poodles are hence forth the bearers of the Fishy wrath.
Go forth and hump the ENEMIES OF FISHYNESS!!!
Speaking of....Mr. Fishy's fans need to see his reviews for all 32 of the Superstar creatures. Urizen already mentioned the outcome of Tom Qadim's fiendish beast. Urizen believes Mr. Fishy would approve.
Speaking of....Mr. Fishy's fans need to see his reviews for all 32 of the Superstar creatures.
Link?
Urizen wishes he did have a link for Mr. Fishy's commentary. Urizen believes Mr. Fishy has yet to awaken after a multiple-day engorgement of cherry pie.
Urizen will look up the forbidden rites of summoning from the Pisconomicon.