YES !!!!!! :D Isn't that what jesters are for... entertainment???? >.~
<turns on sexy music>
<Stuffs a $20 in Crimson Jester's pants>
Woo, baby! Shake it!
Two stippers are better than one. Strips down to his skivvies.
Two stippers are better than one. Strips down to his skivvies.
Did you just volunteer for this gig?
Dude, you're crazier than me.
*wanders out of thread*
*** blushes ***
OH MY GOSH! >.<
More tea anyone? :D
This place is getting scary--- really fast.
<runs out of the thread with the teapot>
We can't have a tea party without tea!
At least the stripper's still here.
<Empties out Sachiye's purse and stuffs the contents in Crimson Jester's pants>
I'm still here too.
*shakes his can*
<runs back into thread with money and the teapot>
Opps! Sorry about that, but look I got more money!!! :D
Just ignore those dead bodies out there... sorry >.<
Hey, baby!
*takes off his shirt*
<startled... drops a hand full of gold at Twin Agate's feet>
eEeeeeeEEEEK!!!!! OHHH mY! >.<
More strippers showed up I see.
O.o****blushing****o.O
Haven't you ever met a girl before, jester ??? The really question is... why do you?
TEA IS READY---- LADIES! Ladies? <looks around> Ugly Stepsister? *sigh*
<ends up serving tea to the jester...>
<Comes galloping in from SoFaWTL!!! and crashes through the wall>
Oh yeah!
UGLY STEPSISTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!:D WOW, sweet ride!!!
I can't believe you left me alone it this place?
Haven't you ever met a girl before, jester ??? The really question is... why do you?
TEA IS READY---- LADIES! Ladies? <looks around> Ugly Stepsister? *sigh*
<ends up serving tea to the jester...>
Earl Grey?
Why do I? I guess it was a tip from the ugly stepsister. Why I don't know.
I would like Barry White tea instead of Earl Grey.
You were shaking it good out there, jester.
Sorry I missed the dragon. I heard he was good too.
<pours hot water for everyone... then gets her magic purse out and opens it to reveal every flavor of tea ever made>
My secret stash.... >.~
The Jacks do throw one heck of a party.
Yes we do. We also enjoy throwing thieves. *tosses CJ through the door*
<Takes a slurp of tea>
I didn't know the Jacks sponsored this tea. I hope step-brother doesn't mind.
<starts wildly throwing tea bags all over the thread>
Hurrah!! IT's Christmas time!! Tea for everybody!!! :D
<prances and dances around>
<starts wildly throwing tea bags all over the thread>
Hurrah!! IT's Christmas time!! Tea for everybody!!! :D
<prances and dances around>
*falls unconsious after being hit with a tea bag*
(yea also low con... who would have guessed?)
Gather the strippers around. It's time to get pictures!
PICTURES!!! :D
Come on everyone gather around, gather around!^^
Wait, let me take the rollers out of my hair before you take my picture...
<waits for June *whistling and dancing *>
Wow, hon! You've got hair in places I've never even heard about.
<looks to Ugly Stepsister>
Why does she need to curl those?
Can I come in? I brought pancakes.
Ooh....strippers!
That really gets my syrup flowing.
<attempts to take a seat but quickly remembers bottles can't sit>
Can I come in? I brought pancakes.
Ooh....strippers!
That really gets my syrup flowing.
<attempts to take a seat but quickly remembers bottles can't sit>
Oh dear, hon. You need to get out of here, before June notices you. The last bottle she set her eyes on...well, I've never seen glass melt before.
*walks in with a heaping plate of waffles*
You know what these need?
*walks in with a heaping plate of waffles*
You know what these need?
Aw s*%+! I warned you, Mrs. Butterworth's!
*walks in with a heaping plate of waffles*
You know what these need?
Aw s~*~! I warned you, Mrs. Butterworth's!
So how does this work? Do we unscrew her head?
So how does this work? Do we unscrew her head?*walks in with a heaping plate of waffles*
You know what these need?
Aw s~*~! I warned you, Mrs. Butterworth's!
I think she's a flip top.
I think she's a flip top.So how does this work? Do we unscrew her head?*walks in with a heaping plate of waffles*
You know what these need?
Aw s~*~! I warned you, Mrs. Butterworth's!
I'm not having that old biddy peeing all over my waffles, never konw where she got the maple from.
I'm not having that old biddy peeing all over my waffles, never konw where she got the maple from.I think she's a flip top.So how does this work? Do we unscrew her head?*walks in with a heaping plate of waffles*
You know what these need?
Aw s~*~! I warned you, Mrs. Butterworth's!
I can't control where or when I pee, but I'll try not to get it on your waffles.
Oh, you weren't talking about me...
I'm not having that old biddy peeing all over my waffles, never konw where she got the maple from.I think she's a flip top.So how does this work? Do we unscrew her head?*walks in with a heaping plate of waffles*
You know what these need?
Aw s~*~! I warned you, Mrs. Butterworth's!
I can't control where or when I pee, but I'll try not to get it on your waffles.
Oh, you weren't talking about me...
Sorry Bitty didn't see you hiding behind Butterworths behind.
So how does this work? Do we unscrew her head?*walks in with a heaping plate of waffles*
You know what these need?
Aw s~*~! I warned you, Mrs. Butterworth's!
Ack! Leave my head alone. I can open up and give you some syrup if you would like. But not too much. I hate it when you can see right through me.
Now how about some thick and rich syrup? If you like I can call my sisters Lite Mrs. Butterworth's and Sugar Free Mrs. Butterworth's. But I wouldn't suggest it. They don't get around as much as I do.
Oh...did you all know I have my own website now? I finally entered the 21st century.
<titters, happy that people are willing to eat her despite being 41 years old>
I don't need syrup. Thanks n e ways :) Fish sauce is all I need for my pancakes :D
I don't need syrup. Thanks n e ways :) Fish sauce is all I need for my pancakes :D
You called.
*lifts her dress and squats.*
So how does this work? Do we unscrew her head?*walks in with a heaping plate of waffles*
You know what these need?
Aw s~*~! I warned you, Mrs. Butterworth's!
Ack! Leave my head alone. I can open up and give you some syrup if you would like. But not too much. I hate it when you can see right through me.
Now how about some thick and rich syrup? If you like I can call my sisters Lite Mrs. Butterworth's and Sugar Free Mrs. Butterworth's. But I wouldn't suggest it. They don't get around as much as I do.
Oh...did you all know I have my own website now? I finally entered the 21st century.
<titters, happy that people are willing to eat her despite being 41 years old>
But I wanted to unscrew your head...
I don't need syrup. Thanks n e ways :) Fish sauce is all I need for my pancakes :DYou called.
*lifts her dress and squats.*
Ah, that's just nasty.
I found some whiskey in the liquor cabinet. Who wants some?
I found some whiskey in the liquor cabinet. Who wants some?
I'll take a glass.
Here you are Sahr....