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Now, my gninja minions! Sneak into the vault and steal the playtest documents!

The Exchange

They are not in those vaults. Thank you for your timely distraction.

Good Ninja Minion

I was not informed of a change in our mission, nor a change in leadership! I will confer with the Grand Master on this, but until then, the documents will remain under our protection!


You mean these? I found them just laying around.

The Exchange

Yes use those. They work just fine.

~Walks away holding the real documents~

Paizo Employee Chief Technical Officer

What where now?


Crimson Jester wrote:

Yes use those. They work just fine.

~Walks away holding the real documents~

Wow, these real documents look cool! You must've dropped em! *Looks through*

Too bad I can't read. IU haven't got used to this form yet.


Weeeeeeeeeeeeeee.............!


Gninjita wrote:
I was not informed of a change in our mission, nor a change in leadership! I will confer with the Grand Master on this, but until then, the documents will remain under our protection!

I love this alias...

*ninjahugs*


Gnome ninjas, who's brilliant idea was this!? Arrrrrrrghhhh!!


Thish would never happen, pirates are sho much better than ninjas at doing shomething like that!
Epic Fail FTW!!!+1!!!!


Cheel Vorastrix wrote:
Gnome ninjas, who's brilliant idea was this!? Arrrrrrrghhhh!!

Just be thankful they aren't tinker gnome ninjas. Or kender samurai.

Dark Archive

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
Cheel Vorastrix wrote:
Gnome ninjas, who's brilliant idea was this!? Arrrrrrrghhhh!!
Just be thankful they aren't tinker gnome ninjas. Or kender samurai.

Well said. If one more of my players shows up to a game with a kender samurai character, I am going to scream.


Armchair DM wrote:

Thish would never happen, pirates are sho much better than ninjas at doing shomething like that!

Epic Fail FTW!!!+1!!!!

Yarrr!!!


Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
Cheel Vorastrix wrote:
Gnome ninjas, who's brilliant idea was this!? Arrrrrrrghhhh!!
Just be thankful they aren't tinker gnome ninjas. Or kender samurai.

Whisper Gnome ninjas FTW!


Agent Dee wrote:
Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
Cheel Vorastrix wrote:
Gnome ninjas, who's brilliant idea was this!? Arrrrrrrghhhh!!
Just be thankful they aren't tinker gnome ninjas. Or kender samurai.
Whisper Gnome ninjas FTW!

Maybe, but after they've been converted via russet mold. Whisper Gnome Veggiepygmy Ninjas are double-FTW!


Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
Agent Dee wrote:
Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
Cheel Vorastrix wrote:
Gnome ninjas, who's brilliant idea was this!? Arrrrrrrghhhh!!
Just be thankful they aren't tinker gnome ninjas. Or kender samurai.
Whisper Gnome ninjas FTW!
Maybe, but after they've been converted via russet mold. Whisper Gnome Veggiepygmy Ninjas are double-FTW!

They'll die quicker that way when Fimbulvetr comes. Sure, let's go with that.

Liberty's Edge

Infernal Healer wrote:
Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
Cheel Vorastrix wrote:
Gnome ninjas, who's brilliant idea was this!? Arrrrrrrghhhh!!
Just be thankful they aren't tinker gnome ninjas. Or kender samurai.
Well said. If one more of my players shows up to a game with a kender samurai character, I am going to scream.

Wait, wait, wait, what?

Kender samurai?

...I refuse to believe that any of the forces of Chaos, Good, or Evil would permit such a loathsome thing, and I know that the forces of Law want nothing to do with kender. Therefore it must not be, and can hail only from the Far Realms.


Kassil wrote:

Wait, wait, wait, what?

Kender samurai?

...I refuse to believe that any of the forces of Chaos, Good, or Evil would permit such a loathsome thing, and I know that the forces of Law want nothing to do with kender. Therefore it must not be, and can hail only from the Far Realms.

I know not where they come from, only that he was insulted when Asian Slaad called him "sticky fingers;" he crit'ed poor AS with his verbal iaijutsu. Asian's ego took months to heal from those cutting remarks.

The Exchange

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
Kassil wrote:

Wait, wait, wait, what?

Kender samurai?

...I refuse to believe that any of the forces of Chaos, Good, or Evil would permit such a loathsome thing, and I know that the forces of Law want nothing to do with kender. Therefore it must not be, and can hail only from the Far Realms.

I know not where they come from, only that he was insulted when Asian Slaad called him "sticky fingers;" he crit'ed poor AS with his verbal iaijutsu. Asian's ego took months to heal from those cutting remarks.

Oh the pain.

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