HARK! FOR IT HAS BEEN FORETOLD TO ME BY THE DIVINE PRESENCE OF THE GOD-EMPEROR HIMSELF, SPEAKING THROUGH THE MILLENNIA, THAT HE SHALL WALK THE EARTH IN MORTAL BODY. ALTHOUGH IT WILL BE THOUSANDS OF YEARS BEFORE HIS DIVINE ESSENCE WILL GRACE HOLY TERRA, OUR ACTIONS TODAY AND TOMORROW WILL REFLECT ONTO THE FUTURE OF OUR DESCENDANTS!
HIS PROPHETS ALREADY SPEAK TO US! THE AUTHORS OF HIS HOLY MESSAGE WRITE OF THE ACTIONS OF THE GOD-EMPERORS DEVOUT! THE HOLY BOOKS TELL THE STORY OF HOW BELIEVING IN THE IMMORTAL EMPEROR IS THE GREATEST REWARD. READ THE BOOKS FOR HIS HOLY MESSAGE!
THE GOD-EMPEROR WANTS YOU!
thought for the day: A man with nothing to loose, still has his life to give in service to the Emperor.
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
Thank you, my servants.
Donations may be made via PayPal.
Food is also good.
Get the hell off my lawn!!!!
Little bastards.
mutter, mumble, grumble
G@&+~&n crybaby.
Does this Imperium need a vice president?
Does this Imperium need a vice president?
No! Emperors rule alone!
I once considered being Emperor, but then thought "Why lower myself to that level."
Psst...listen to your collective memory, God-Emperor!
God-Emperor!
Who is this lesser being you speak of?
God-Emperor!Who is this lesser being you speak of?
Sonny Bono?
Here I was hoping for some Traveler news.
Thought for the Day: Victory needs no explanation -- Defeat allows none.
Deeper thought for the day: Did you turn the oven off?
Deeper thought for the day: Did you turn the oven off?
{takes head out of oven, glances up} Ah, that's why it smelled funny in there... the gas was on.
Thanks. For a poodle, you're alright. {lights French cigarette} Ahhhh-
{lights French cigarette}
damn...this is random.... and here i thought this guy was posting a message about starting a warhammer 40k religion...
...a warhammer 40k religion...
No, nothing like that. However, as a far superior being, I am not unmoved by the needs of lesser beings. If you require a target for your faith, I might be convinced to make myself available, for the appropriate amount of hookers and blow.
damn...this is random....
Signs you may be a n00b ^^
...a warhammer 40k religion...No, nothing like that. However, as a far superior being, I am not unmoved by the needs of lesser beings. If you require a target for your faith, I might be convinced to make myself available, for the appropriate amount of hookers and blow.
funny... for a guy who claims to be unmoved by the needs of lesser beings, you sure are asking for 2 out of the 3 basic desires...hookers, blow, and booze being the three.... BAZINGA!!!!
yeah, thats right, i threw that in yur face!!!to court fool
seriously, who wants to help me start a new religion in worshiping the emperor from 40k?
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If you're looking for religion, you should head over to the Thread Celestial.
We're planning a movie night.
...a warhammer 40k religion...No, nothing like that. However, as a far superior being, I am not unmoved by the needs of lesser beings. If you require a target for your faith, I might be convinced to make myself available, for the appropriate amount of hookers and blow.funny... for a guy who claims to be unmoved by the needs of lesser beings, you sure are asking for 2 out of the 3 basic desires...hookers, blow, and booze being the three.... BAZINGA!!!!
yeah, thats right, i threw that in yur face!!!
Perhaps you need English lessons. I clearly stated that I am "not unmoved by the needs of lesser beings" (i.e. people like you). Thus, I actually am sometimes moved by such needs.
As for the basic desires of hookers, booze, and blow: where do you think you get those desires from? Can I help it if you want to be like me so much?