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Vomit Guy wrote:

No problem! And your offerings are greatly appreci.......

....BLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRF!!!

I always give my best eff...

CHUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRGH!


Not to mention that I don't think the Off-Topics section is popular with the kind of person who doesn't understand my delicate humor and would complain about us in an attempt to dampen our fun.

BLOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRPH!!!


I just want to go on the record: There is nothing funny about this at all.

Spoiler:


I understand what you are say...

IIIIIIINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!


So noted. Now, beware my wrath!

SPLOOOOOOORRRRRRRTCH!!!

HUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRL!!!

BLEEEEEAAAAARRRRRRGH!!!

HOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRK!!!

GUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRGH!!!


I

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prepared explosive diarrhea this morning----
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FWOOOSH!!!!


The other day I was browsing for golems and look what I fou...

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCKKKKKKKKK


Butterfrog wrote:

The other day I was browsing for golems and look what I fou...

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCKKKKKKKKK

That is a thing of beauAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRKH.


I regret that I have but one

HHHUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRCCCCCCHHHHHHH!

to give to my country.

Well, maybe two...

SSSSPLLLLLLLLUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRCCCHHHHHH!


Butterfrog wrote:
The Raja of Retching wrote:

I must say. This is the most disgusting thread I've seen on this website. How it keeps from being locked....

** spoiler omitted **

I suppose Gary and Ross are just to disgusted to come in and clos...

PUUUUUUUUKKKKKKKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

They must not have the stomach for it...

HHHHHEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEE!


Or maybe they are trying but its just too darn slippery in he...

GUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


Butterfrog wrote:

Or maybe they are trying but its just too darn slippery in he...

GUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Mmmm. Good one.

I like when they are juicy like thaBLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRPH!


The Vicar of Vomit wrote:
Butterfrog wrote:

Or maybe they are trying but its just too darn slippery in he...

GUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Mmmm. Good one.

I like when they are juicy like thaBLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRPH!

with the little pieces of corn or undigested meaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH


Well, I was sick for the past few days....it was great!

SPLUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRCH!

BLEEEEEAAAAAAARRRRGH!

GLUUUUUUUUURRRRRF!

HEEEEEEEEEEAVE!

SPPPPPEEEEEEWWWWW

CHUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!

GUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRG!

AAAAARRRRRRRPH!


Vomit Guy wrote:

Well, I was sick for the past few days....it was great!

SPLUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRCH!

BLEEEEEAAAAAAARRRRGH!

GLUUUUUUUUURRRRRF!

HEEEEEEEEEEAVE!

SPPPPPEEEEEEWWWWW

CHUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!

GUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRG!

AAAAARRRRRRRPH!

I bet it was gre...

AAAAARRRRRRRPH!
BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRPH!


I swear that my porcelain throne started whimpering towards the end....

ERRRRRRRRPH!

ORRRRRRRFFFF!

UUURRRRRRRRP!


Sounds awesome, Vomit GuAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRFFF!


I just threw up in my mouth. Tasty!

Now to share,

HHHUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPP!


SPLOOOOOOOOORRRRRTCH!

BLAAAAAAARRRRPH!

HUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRLLLL!

HOOOOOOOOORRRRRRF!

SPLUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRCH!

BLEEEEEAAAAAAARRRRGH!

GLUUUUUUUUURRRRRF!

HEEEEEEEEEEAVE!

SPPPPPEEEEEEWWWWW

CHUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!

GUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRG!

AAAAARRRRRRRPH!

ERRRRRRRRPH!

ORRRRRRRFFFF!

UUURRRRRRRRP!

YAAAAAAAAAAAK!

VUUUUUURRRRRRRRP!

RAAAAAAAAAALLLLLPH!

SMOOOOOOOOORRRRRG!

HOOOOOORRRRRK!

BAAAAAAARRRRRRF!

RAAAAAAAALLLLLPH!


Vomit Guy, no tosser of cookies can ever hope to achieve your level of awesoBLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRFF!

We can but aspire to follow in your slimy footsteFUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRGGG!

Thank you for showing us the wayYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRCH!

HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRLL!


No proBLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!


All hail Vomit G...BLEEEEEAAAAAAARRRRGH!


Guess my favorite brand of soup

Spoiler:
Chunky!

Spoiler:
BLAAAAAARRPPPHHH!


My favorite bovine mammal is the....

Spoiler:
YAAAAAAAAAAAK!


Wow! Sure has been quiet around here.

SPLOOOOORRRRRRTCH!!

HUUUUUUUUURRRRRRL!!

BLAAAAAAAAAARRRPH!!

VLAAAAAAAAAAAAAKK!!


Big day for your Saints today Vomit Guy. Do you think they can win against the Gia...HEEEEEEEEEEAVE!


GO SAINTS!!!!!

SPLOOOOOOOOORRRRRTCH!

BLAAAAAAARRRRPH!

HUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRLLLL!


We should form our own sports team. Maybe join a softball league or something.

I bet we could keep those other teams on their toes. Or, at the very least, PUUUUUUUUUUKE on their toes.


I wonder if this is the largest collection of vomit ever accumulated in one place.


We should be in the Guinness Book of World RecARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH!


The Vicar of Vomit wrote:

We should form our own sports team. Maybe join a softball league or something.

I bet we could keep those other teams on their toes. Or, at the very least, PUUUUUUUUUUKE on their toes.

Bet no one could hit one our Puke Balls, especially when it's HUUUURRRLLLLLLLED at them at 100 mph.


Eureka! I have solved the energy crisis.

All clergy of His Most Holy Hurler can projectile vomit at a series of turbines. The force will turn them rapidly enough to generate electricity. Vomit-electric power!

Since alcohol is the most reliable source of inducing vomit you guys will be paid to drink on the job.

I'm a genius!


Bill Lumberg wrote:

Eureka! I have solved the energy crisis.

All clergy of His Most Holy Hurler can projectile vomit at a series of turbines. The force will turn them rapidly enough to generate electricity. Vomit-electric power!

Since alcohol is the most reliable source of inducing vomit you guys will be paid to drink on the job.

I'm a genius!

That you are Bill. In fact, I think there is a place for you in the church as a saint.


The Vicar of Vomit wrote:

We should form our own sports team. Maybe join a softball league or something.

I bet we could keep those other teams on their toes. Or, at the very least, PUUUUUUUUUUKE on their toes.

Can I be the catchUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRLLLLLL!!!!!


I'll be the General ManagEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRPH!!


Enters the Thread and looks around. Pulls out two heavy duty pistols and sprays spicy nacho cheese all over the thread with an extra squirt or two at Vomit Guy.

He turns and leaves.


Spicy Nacho Slaad wrote:

Enters the Thread and looks around. Pulls out two heavy duty pistols and sprays spicy nacho cheese all over the thread with an extra squirt or two at Vomit Guy.

He turns and leaves.

Yum. I love cheese. It makes me want to

HEEEEEAAAAAAVE!!!!


Mmmm.....nachos.

BLAAAAAAAARRRRRPH!!!!


Vomit Guy wrote:

Mmmm.....nachos.

BLAAAAAAAARRRRRPH!!!!

Umm...Boss? I don't think that's nacho cheese.

URRRRPPPPPHHHH!


Meh....I'm good!

SPLOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRTCH!!!


Mmm! Nacho cheese!

*eats some*

BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGG!

*eats it again*

HUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGH!


With the World Series coming up, and a good chance that Philly will be in it, there looks to be plenty of party time in the immediate future.

SPLOOOOOOOOORRRRRTCH!

BLAAAAAAARRRRPH!

HUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRLLLL!

HOOOOOOOOORRRRRRF!


Go Phil... HUUUUUUUUURRRRRRL!!

BLAAAAAAAAAARRRPH!!


My mom always cheers for the YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNKees.


Vomit Guy wrote:
My mom always cheers for the YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNKees.

Better that than the SPEWWWWWWWWWers


Looks like the Phillies will be one team in the World Series....

SPLOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRTCH!!

HUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRLLLLL!!


BOOMER!


No, no! It's more like...

BOOMERRRRRRRRRRPH!!!


Well, one can say "BOOMER", but it needs to be followed by a slimy spoiler.

Spoiler:
HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRLLL!

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