Brother, we are totally RACE AS CLASS. Or perhaps, race as PRESTIGE class!
Brother, we are totally RACE AS CLASS. Or perhaps, race as PRESTIGE class!
I'm confused. Maybe I need to drink some more......
Mmmmm....keg
I believe I hear some ninjas and pirates fighting. Does anyone want to go watch?
The guys with guns will win. Unless the other guys have katanas.
We best stay out of it, unless we need to ram a thread and sink it for Lord Jason's sanity's sake!
calls from crows nest
Hey guys? Is there supposed to be a wall of water coming towards us?
::jolted awake by the outcry, he peels his encrusted eyes open::
Uh...
water...
Are you sure?
peers through spy glass
It looks blue. What else could it be?
*hic* The sky? *hic*
Hmmm.....
cleans off lens of spyglass and looks again
Oh yeah....
Nevermind. Carry on with your drinking and such, and send me something up.
That's what she said.
South of somewhere but north of over there.
Full speed ahead! Maybe we can find Lord Jason again so he doesn't have to carpool with those bums.
You must be upper class or near a public transportation hub. Believe me, carpools are commonly hellish.
Gesundheit!
G%~%%%n cold air!
{squats over and lets out a couple ripe ones with flames blowing out}
Yay! Warmer air!
Good job, Infernie! Your epic diabolical fart got the ship to LA, so Lord Jason didn't miss his Superbowl party.
I heard part of that visit was a trap. I wonder how much damage the Lord Jason caused to the folks trying to spring it.
Why are you always shouting? Are you having trouble hearing? Maybe we should get your hearing tested?
Huh. I always thought there'd be flames or something.
Lord Jason was up late putting them out. I hope you're happy with yourself.
Lord Jason was up late putting them out. I hope you're happy with yourself.
As long as he didn't pour the booze to put 'em out, I'm good.
drains last glass of beer
Kegs? What kegs?
I just bought two Shiners for a buck. A BUCK. I love this new beer in the local grocery store thing in my formerly dry part of town.
BUY SHINERS? I USUALLY DELIVER THEM. BOTH EYES.
Whoa.. that was one hell of a Superbowl party. I think I might have destroyed half of LA. Not sure anybody will notice though. Good times.
Maybe we should sail on before somebody calls the cops. The question of course.. is North or South?
I vote South, Lord Jason. The weather is always warmer and the chicks more scantily clad!
South from LA? Are we going to Mexico? South America? Australia?
I hear the chicks in Australia are awesome, as long as you can filter out their speech.
South America's got plenty of hotties as well. And I hear there are pirates active in the region, we can either take them over and forge a massive fleet for pillaging, or kick their asses.
So what will it be, Lord Jason? Brazil or Australia?
I think I'm leaning towards Brazil! Brunettes in miniature bathing suits all the time and pirates to fight!? What kind of booze they got down there?
So what will it be, Lord Jason? Brazil or Australia?
I think I'm leaning towards Brazil! Brunettes in miniature bathing suits all the time and pirates to fight!? What kind of booze they got down there?
And don't they have nude, hot-chicks-only beaches down there?
wakes up in the crows nest and looks across the horizon
EXOTIC PORT OFF THE STARBOARD!
Carnivale it is!
I think I might get a wax.