I realize The Jade's name is like The Dude's name, but I can't help wonder what the world would be like if he was named:
That Jade
or
This Jade
or
And Jade
or
A Jade
or
But Jade
or
Awesome Jade
.
I guess I'll just have to keep on wondering..
p.s. Sweep the leg!
I realize The Jade's name is like The Dude's name, but I can't help wonder what the world would be like if he was named:
That Jade
Interesting story there.
There was supposed to be a TV show about me called That Jade, but producers got cold feet and recast the show with Marlo Thomas.
A life full of missed opportunities.
and you are precious.
Too Jade
After Jade
Mo' Better Jade
Heap Big Jade
and you are precious.
<G> Aw. Well jade is semi-precious at least, but its value goes up way up if patient, skilled hands are willing to shape it. I'm still a work in progress.
"A jerk in Bob's dress?"
"Yeah, that's what I said. A jerk in Bob's dress."
Abbott and Costello meet the Jade
Abbott and Costello meet the Jade
Wasn't I scary in that one?
"Abbot, he's confusing me."
"WHADDYA TALKING ABOUT, LOU?"
"I asked who's playin' first and he just kept answering the question. It's been ten minutes now and I think he's still going."
"WELL YOU ASKED."
"But one thing led to another. He started with baseball, then got existential and now he's talking about how no one knows where the Basques come from and how some people conjecture that they're descendants of Atlantis."
"WHAT?!"
"I thought What was on second?"
"WHAT *IS* ON SECOND!"
"You're as crazy as he is!"
"CRAZY'S ON THIRD! HAVEN'T YOU BEEN LISTENING?!"
Behind the Jade Door
Hey, Ja-ja-jaded...
Don't go Jadin'...
Behind the Jade Door
Ah, the world's only quad X film. I don't talk about the dark, early days of my acting career, but the fluffer from that film went on to become a crazy astronaut. So at least something good from it.
Don't go Jadin'...
To try and please me...
Ah...I came away with "don't know what they're doin' but they laugh a lot behind the Jade door..." for the other one.
Ah...I came away with "don't know what they're doin' but they laugh a lot behind the Jade door..." for the other one.
Different songs, eh? Then I guess my harmonies couldn't have matched. I worked on those for hours, man. Hours!
So, there's more than one Green Door song? Now I'm cornfused.
Naw... I was just singing an old Billy Joel song.
I wonder if there's a connection between the song and the movie?
Or if Billy Joel ever saw that movie?
Or if his song originally referred to changing erotic outfits?
I wonder if there's a connection between the song and the movie?
Or if Billy Joel ever saw that movie?
Or if his song originally referred to changing erotic outfits?
Don't go changin' to try and please me.... hmm...
You could have a point.
Everything's connected!
and sexual.
Not "sexually connected"!!!
Didn't we have you spaded?
Shakes poodle off.
Didn't we have you spaded?
I think that was KC.
So THAT'S what's eatin' KC...
Huh. I'd've thought the spading would have taken care of the rot grubs too...
Check out >this pic< I found.
THE EYES THEY FOLLOW ME WHEN I MOVE
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Its our resident wolfey with a human mask on.Is that Ace Frehley?Check out >this pic< I found.
I didn't realize Jade was so... emo. ;-)
Did you see him in an >Erik Mona mask< ? Smoookin'
DIRECTIONS:
1. click image
2. click Print
3. carefully cut out
4. poke out eye slits
5. use string to tie on
(you may also want to super-glue this one on)
Just stopping in to browse..
what your trying to increase your post count..........again?
ARISE!
::looks around.::
Nah... go ahead and lay back down.
(World's most forgettable thread resurrection)
*I* care!
*I* care!Aren't you a metal/industrial/goth band from Finland?
I get far more fan service than Ville Valo. I can't get that guy to stop calling me to join him in a collaboration. I told him to venture elsewhere.
Ah...I came away with "don't know what they're doin' but they laugh a lot behind the Jade door..." for the other one.Wasn't "Behind the Jade Door" a porno with Mary Lynn Judgehouse or someone?
It starred Ming Huang, actually.
It's like a pair of eyes. You're looking at the umlaut, and it's looking at you.*I* care!Aren't you a metal/industrial/goth band from Finland?
Lemmy Kilmister told me if I rocked the umlaut that my fan servicing would expand exponentially. If you got moles like that cat and get multiple swings at bat, you can't pass up sage advice.
Lemmy Kilmister told me if I rocked the umlaut that my fan servicing would expand exponentially. If you got moles like that cat and get multiple swings at bat, you can't pass up sage advice.It's like a pair of eyes. You're looking at the umlaut, and it's looking at you.*I* care!Aren't you a metal/industrial/goth band from Finland?
I keep thinking my alter grEGgO here is suggesting something naughty, but what if by fan servicing, he just means coming in to fix a fan's motor? I'm sure that's it.
what your trying to increase your post count..........again?ARISE!
::looks around.::
Nah... go ahead and lay back down.
(World's most forgettable thread resurrection)
Didums needs attention in the the unlife?
Didums needs attention in the the unlife?what your trying to increase your post count..........again?ARISE!
::looks around.::
Nah... go ahead and lay back down.
(World's most forgettable thread resurrection)
Actually my forum-fu has weakened the last few months and I was afraid someone may have addressed me and I missed it. So as not to be rude by failing to offer a proper reply, I turned to the search function on my own handle. That way lay madness. No use whatsoever. However I did find this thread, so all's well that ends with my choral humiliation. ;)
I keep thinking my alter grEGgO here is suggesting something naughty, but what if by fan servicing, he just means coming in to fix a fan's motor? I'm sure that's it.
Fix my fan motor? That's what SHE SAID! BOOYAH!