Pretty busy. I was asked to meet visiting people who were part of a search committee, so there was free food, hob-nobbing and lots of giving of opinions. Damn, why I am not paid for hob-nobbing and judgment-pronouncing. Then, I had to finalize the state documents for my class. What a pain in the ass they still make you do paper forms on top of computer input. Stepson wants to watch a movie. Cowboys suck.
EDIT: But don't worry, I still squeezed in my Sunday nap.
I went back and read from where I bookmarked. Oh Dear Lord. I think my brains are rotting in my skull. Heathy and the Jester took camping to an all new low. At least it enabled speed reading the four pages with almost nothing substantive.
<Throws spitting cobras at Mairkurion>
We'll have our tree yet!
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Howdy folks. I'm in Norfolk, VA tonight and through Wednesday for some work. Huzzah! Been over two years since I was last down here, and the hotel I always stay at is undergoing some major renovations. It looks alot different, but my room is nice. Although, this is my second room - first one the heating/cooling unit was making terrible, drive-you-crazy noises.
Anyway, they even changed the bar! I don't like it now - way more fancy. It doesn't have that "come in, relax, and get boozed up" feeling anymore. Oh well.
Howdy folks. I'm in Norfolk, VA tonight and through Wednesday for some work. Huzzah! Been over two years since I was last down here, and the hotel I always stay at is undergoing some major renovations. It looks alot different, but my room is nice. Although, this is my second room - first one the heating/cooling unit was making terrible, drive-you-crazy noises.
Anyway, they even changed the bar! I don't like it now - way more fancy. It doesn't have that "come in, relax, and get boozed up" feeling anymore. Oh well.
Enjoy your trip!
Howdy folks. I'm in Norfolk, VA tonight and through Wednesday for some work. Huzzah! Been over two years since I was last down here, and the hotel I always stay at is undergoing some major renovations. It looks alot different, but my room is nice. Although, this is my second room - first one the heating/cooling unit was making terrible, drive-you-crazy noises.
Anyway, they even changed the bar! I don't like it now - way more fancy. It doesn't have that "come in, relax, and get boozed up" feeling anymore. Oh well.
Does it have more of a, "sit down, enjoy free wi-fi, and get boozed up while you post on Paizo's MBs" kind of feeling?
I went back and read from where I bookmarked. Oh Dear Lord. I think my brains are rotting in my skull. Heathy and the Jester took camping to an all new low. At least it enabled speed reading the four pages with almost nothing substantive.<Throws spitting cobras at Mairkurion>
We'll have our tree yet!
I told you people last month: if you want a Xmas tree, you need to fill out the appropriate forms and submit them along with your application fee (cash only) to my office.
I told you people last month: if you want a Xmas tree, you need to fill out the appropriate forms and submit them along with your application fee (cash only) to my office.I went back and read from where I bookmarked. Oh Dear Lord. I think my brains are rotting in my skull. Heathy and the Jester took camping to an all new low. At least it enabled speed reading the four pages with almost nothing substantive.<Throws spitting cobras at Mairkurion>
We'll have our tree yet!
Come on. Spit!
Like this. HAAAAUCK! THOOIE!
Anyone remember The Humpty Song?
Is there a spitting chorus? Celestial Follower seems to have lost his marbles, and would love to sing along to such a song.
Verse One: Humpty Hump (Shock G)
All right!
Stop whatcha doin'
'cause I'm about to ruin
the image and the style that ya used to.
I look funny
but yo I'm makin' money see
so yo world I hope you're ready for me.
Now gather round
I'm the new fool in town
and my sound's laid down by the Underground.
I drink up all the Hennessey ya got on ya shelf
so just let me introduce myself
My name is Humpty, pronounced with a Umpty.
Yo ladies, oh how I like to hump thee.
And all the rappers in the top ten--please allow me to bump thee.
I'm steppin' tall, y'all,
and just like Humpty Dumpty
you're gonna fall when the stereos pump me.
I like to rhyme,
I like my beats funky,
I'm spunky. I like my oatmeal lumpy.
I'm sick wit dis, straight gangsta mack
but sometimes I get ridiculous
I'll eat up all your crackers and your licorice
hey yo fat girl, c'mere--are ya ticklish?
Yeah, I called ya fat.
Look at me, I'm skinny
It never stopped me from gettin' busy
I'm a freak
I like the girls with the boom
I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom
I'm crazy.
Allow me to amaze thee.
They say I'm ugly but it just don't faze me.
I'm still gettin' in the girls' pants
and I even got my own dance
{Chorus:}
The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump
Do the Humpty Hump, come on and do the Humpty Hump
Do the Humpty Hump, just watch me do the Humpty Hump
Do ya know what I'm doin', doin' the Humpty Hump
Do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
Verse Two:
People say "Yo, Humpty, you're really funny lookin'"
that's all right 'cause I get things cookin'
Ya stare, ya glare, ya constantly try to compare me
but ya can't get near me
I give 'em more, see, and on the floor, B,
all the girls they adore me
Oh yes, ladies, I'm really bein' sincere
'cause in a 69 my humpty nose will tickle ya rear.
My nose is big, uh-uh I'm not ashamed
Big like a pickle, I'm still gettin' paid
I get laid by the ladies, ya know I'm in charge,
both how I'm livin' and my nose is large
I get stoopid, I shoot an arrow like Cupid,
I use a word that don't mean nothin', like looptid
I sang on Doowhutchalike, and if ya missed it,
I'm the one who said just grab 'em in the biscuits
Also told ya that I like to bite
Well, yeah, I guess it's obvious, I also like to write.
All ya had to do was give Humpty a chance
and now I'm gonna do my dance.
{Chorus}
Breakdown:
Oh, yeah, that's the break, y'all
Let me hear a little bit of that bass groove right here
Oh, yeah!
Now that I told ya a little bit about myself
let me tell ya a little bit about this dance
It's real easy to do--check it out
Verse Three:
First I limp to the side like my leg was broken
Shakin' and twitchin' kinda like I was smokin'
Crazy wack funky
People say ya look like M.C. Hammer on crack, Humpty
That's all right 'cause my body's in motion
It's supposed to look like a fit or a convulsion
Anyone can play this game
This is my dance, y'all, Humpty Hump's my name
No two people will do it the same
Ya got it down when ya appear to be in pain
Humpin', funkin', jumpin',
jig around, shakin' ya rump,
and when the dude a chump pump points a finger like a stump
tell him step off, I'm doin' the Hump.
{Chorus}
Black people, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
White people, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
Puerto Ricans, do the Humpty Hump, just keep on doin' the hump
Samoans, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
Let's get stoopid!
{Chorus}
Oh, yeah, come on and break it down
Outro:
Once again, the Underground is in the house
I'd like to send a shout out to the whole world,
keep on doin' the Humpty Dance,
and to the ladies,
peace and humptiness forever
{Music and fade}
Is there a spitting chorus? Celestial Follower seems to have lost his marbles, and would love to sing along to such a song.
Stupid snakes can't take down a tree.
Maybe if I equip them with "top of the page" axes...
For those of you that missed it...
Verse One: Humpty Hump (Shock G)
All right!
Stop whatcha doin'
'cause I'm about to ruin
the image and the style that ya used to.
I look funny
but yo I'm makin' money see
so yo world I hope you're ready for me.
Now gather round
I'm the new fool in town
and my sound's laid down by the Underground.
I drink up all the Hennessey ya got on ya shelf
so just let me introduce myself
My name is Humpty, pronounced with a Umpty.
Yo ladies, oh how I like to hump thee.
And all the rappers in the top ten--please allow me to bump thee.
I'm steppin' tall, y'all,
and just like Humpty Dumpty
you're gonna fall when the stereos pump me.
I like to rhyme,
I like my beats funky,
I'm spunky. I like my oatmeal lumpy.
I'm sick wit dis, straight gangsta mack
but sometimes I get ridiculous
I'll eat up all your crackers and your licorice
hey yo fat girl, c'mere--are ya ticklish?
Yeah, I called ya fat.
Look at me, I'm skinny
It never stopped me from gettin' busy
I'm a freak
I like the girls with the boom
I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom
I'm crazy.
Allow me to amaze thee.
They say I'm ugly but it just don't faze me.
I'm still gettin' in the girls' pants
and I even got my own dance
{Chorus:}
The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump
Do the Humpty Hump, come on and do the Humpty Hump
Do the Humpty Hump, just watch me do the Humpty Hump
Do ya know what I'm doin', doin' the Humpty Hump
Do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
Verse Two:
People say "Yo, Humpty, you're really funny lookin'"
that's all right 'cause I get things cookin'
Ya stare, ya glare, ya constantly try to compare me
but ya can't get near me
I give 'em more, see, and on the floor, B,
all the girls they adore me
Oh yes, ladies, I'm really bein' sincere
'cause in a 69 my humpty nose will tickle ya rear.
My nose is big, uh-uh I'm not ashamed
Big like a pickle, I'm still gettin' paid
I get laid by the ladies, ya know I'm in charge,
both how I'm livin' and my nose is large
I get stoopid, I shoot an arrow like Cupid,
I use a word that don't mean nothin', like looptid
I sang on Doowhutchalike, and if ya missed it,
I'm the one who said just grab 'em in the biscuits
Also told ya that I like to bite
Well, yeah, I guess it's obvious, I also like to write.
All ya had to do was give Humpty a chance
and now I'm gonna do my dance.
{Chorus}
Breakdown:
Oh, yeah, that's the break, y'all
Let me hear a little bit of that bass groove right here
Oh, yeah!
Now that I told ya a little bit about myself
let me tell ya a little bit about this dance
It's real easy to do--check it out
Verse Three:
First I limp to the side like my leg was broken
Shakin' and twitchin' kinda like I was smokin'
Crazy wack funky
People say ya look like M.C. Hammer on crack, Humpty
That's all right 'cause my body's in motion
It's supposed to look like a fit or a convulsion
Anyone can play this game
This is my dance, y'all, Humpty Hump's my name
No two people will do it the same
Ya got it down when ya appear to be in pain
Humpin', funkin', jumpin',
jig around, shakin' ya rump,
and when the dude a chump pump points a finger like a stump
tell him step off, I'm doin' the Hump.
{Chorus}
Black people, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
White people, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
Puerto Ricans, do the Humpty Hump, just keep on doin' the hump
Samoans, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
Let's get stoopid!
{Chorus}
Oh, yeah, come on and break it down
Outro:
Once again, the Underground is in the house
I'd like to send a shout out to the whole world,
keep on doin' the Humpty Dance,
and to the ladies,
peace and humptiness forever
{Music and fade}
Been a long time since we've had an entire song on this thread. :)
I'm not sure the Humpty Hump is ringing any bells for me.
Been a long time since we've had an entire song on this thread. :)
and with luck...
I'm not sure the Humpty Hump is ringing any bells for me.
Cobras with axes surround Mairkurion
You're surrounded, tree! I'm going to enjoy putting my Star Trek collectible ornaments on you.
You know what's sad? I lost all my ST collectible ornaments to a woman.
Awww. I hate accidentally evoking bad memories. :(
Having distracted the cobras with his sad story, he proceeds to stomp the little buggers, Treebeard style. This goes down in history as "The Mairkurion Maneuver."
STOMP! STOMP! STOMP! STOMP! STOMP! STOMP! STOMP! STOMP! STOMP! STOMP! STOMP! STOMP! STOMP! STOMP! STOMP!
Well, I wasn't going to release the giant spitting spiders. I'm not that crazy.
hey everybody, getting ready for finals week, studying for microeconomics final for tomorrow. Now time to go cook some ramen for dinner
hey everybody, getting ready for finals week, studying for microeconomics final for tomorrow. Now time to go cook some ramen for dinner
Good luck!
Microeconomics is even more scary than spiders.
I hope you enjoy your dinner. :)
hey everybody, getting ready for finals week, studying for microeconomics final for tomorrow. Now time to go cook some ramen for dinnerGood luck!
Microeconomics is even more scary than spiders.
I hope you enjoy your dinner. :)
micro econ isn't so bad. I have lost a lot of my smarts over the years, since I have chosen to into the school of business ;)
Drive was safe and long and boring and foggy and stuff.
Taig, did it rain?
Does anybody else find this a case of muddy communication?
Does anybody else find this a case of muddy communication?
** spoiler omitted **
Nah...I think he's tryng to make a playable PC race and wants those stats we'd normally see for the PC races in the rulebook.
Maybe it's just a sign that I need to have a drink, brush my teeth, and climb into bed and finish reading A Wizard of Earthsea.
Speaking of reading, did you get my bit on another thread about HPB having a 20% sale Dec 26-30?
I did indeed, and I responded.
Ack! I must have blinked or got distracted by the PHI NYG game and missed it.
Interesting note - on our way back home, we stopped by one of the woman's friend's house who is recently going through a divorce. It was a nice old craftman style house. We have two dogs - an american bulldog who's just a year old and 100 lbs and a beagle mix who's going on 20 and having issues of senility. I warned her friend that I cannot control the old dog relieving herself and she was fine. But the pup must've picked up old scents in the house of the previous owner's animals (as she just moved in days ago and got the carpet cleaned). Dropped a big load on the floor. Was sooooo embarassed.
EDIT: Crosspost. Need I say more?
Your charms will no worka here, shadowman! [cackles maniacally as she lifts up the fetish composed of shrunken heads and begins to cast her spell.]
Does anybody else find this a case of muddy communication?
** spoiler omitted **
Yep. Wide open for misinterpretation. :)
I'm not religious, but sometimes I have to perform the sign of the cross in hopes that the postmonster doesn't have a nomnomnom fest before I hit the submit button.
Oh, shoot, Iacton is gone.
That is embarrassing, Urizen. Try to bring a better housewarming gift later. ;)
I'm not religious, but sometimes I have to perform the sign of the cross in hopes that the postmonster doesn't have a nomnomnom fest before I hit the submit button.
Chrome seems to do better in that regard.
Thanks, Taig, well, I think I'm out. Good night all!
Later, frond!
Welcome back!
It rained into the afternoon, which made it miserable for the hyper puppy, and, thus, miserable for us. :)
I was wondering whether there was rain outside the dugout. Had to run there after that excellent view third base.
Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012
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I'm not religious, but sometimes I have to perform the sign of the cross in hopes that the postmonster doesn't have a nomnomnom fest before I hit the submit button.Chrome seems to do better in that regard.
Thanks, Taig, well, I think I'm out. Good night all!
Good night!
EDIT: Crosspost. Need I say more?
Not in this thread, you don't. :)
I was wondering whether there was rain outside the dugout. Had to run there after that excellent view third base.Welcome back!
It rained into the afternoon, which made it miserable for the hyper puppy, and, thus, miserable for us. :)
We had to put the tarps down, and we had a long delay before restarting the game. :)
We had to put the tarps down, and we had a long delay before restarting the game. :)
What I would like to see is someone throw a curve ball and cause a bad bunt, a pop-fly, and then a strike out. ;)
What I would like to see is someone throw a curve ball and cause a bad bunt, a pop-fly, and then a strike out. ;)We had to put the tarps down, and we had a long delay before restarting the game. :)
Hee hee.
I'm done for the night. I'm pretty sure how the Giants-Eagles game will turn out.
See you tomorrow.
Hee hee.
I'm done for the night. I'm pretty sure how the Giants-Eagles game will turn out.
See you tomorrow.
Adios amigo! My head's hitting the pillow after the conclusion. The woman gave me the come hither look. :D
Ever wonder if no one is paying attention?
Sorry what did you say?