So....A pony, a Werewolf, and a kobold walk into a bar.....


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Crikey!


FRED THE TARRASQUE wrote:
Crikey!

Is that tarrasque rubbing his butt on the carpet?


GRONNNNK!

thudthudthudthudthud


Sharoth wrote:
samerandomhero wrote:

HAH!!! It worked!! How in the devil did it actually wor.....??

Nevermind that. 'AHEM'

I have summoned you here to, er, uh, :looks around: apologize for bombing your thread in the customer service section. I dont know what I was thinking, and can only really conclude that the orange monster drinks combined with a copious amount of coffee caused my infraction.

The three were tricked and failed their will save. I do not know what to say about the poodle. I feed him and now he wont leave. Preaches about the coming of Hero, he does. He also informed me of the ponies disregard for laws involving the required age to consume alcohol.

~grumbles, snarls, grumbles~ Oh, alright. Apology accepted. Now what are we going to do about these three stooges?

Look out! It's a gecko!

Seriously, Sharoth, that makeup doesn't make you look scary, it just makes you look disturbing. Please take it off.


GRONNNNNNK!!! YIZZZOD!!!
thudthudthudthudthud


OK, I think I've found my favorite new alias.

Silver Crusade

Kobold Cleaver wrote:
Sharoth wrote:
samerandomhero wrote:

HAH!!! It worked!! How in the devil did it actually wor.....??

Nevermind that. 'AHEM'

I have summoned you here to, er, uh, :looks around: apologize for bombing your thread in the customer service section. I dont know what I was thinking, and can only really conclude that the orange monster drinks combined with a copious amount of coffee caused my infraction.

The three were tricked and failed their will save. I do not know what to say about the poodle. I feed him and now he wont leave. Preaches about the coming of Hero, he does. He also informed me of the ponies disregard for laws involving the required age to consume alcohol.

~grumbles, snarls, grumbles~ Oh, alright. Apology accepted. Now what are we going to do about these three stooges?

Look out! It's a gecko!

Seriously, Sharoth, that makeup doesn't make you look scary, it just makes you look disturbing. Please take it off.

tsk tsk Sharoth. Where I come from, we dont let kobolds talk like that to us Dragons. You should teach him proper etiquette for conversing with dragonkind, also known as Subservience and Reverant Worship.


GRONNNNNNNNNK!!!! ME WANT GO POOOOOOO POOOOOOO!

Silver Crusade

Not in here you dont!!!!!

Sharoth, where do you friends come from!!!???


GRONNNNNNNNNNNK! OGAY! ME NOT GO IN HERE. ME GO ON HERE!!!!!


Hel-lo-o-o-o-o...

Was someone trying to summon me?


GRONNNNNNNK! YEAH! ME NEED TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!


Jack Hammer wrote:
FRED THE TARRASQUE wrote:
Crikey!
Is that tarrasque rubbing his butt on the carpet?

More like the continental shelf.


My oh my!

What a bunch of I - N - T - E - R - E - S - T - I - N - G people!


GRONNNNNNNNNNNNK!!! QE SA DA!!!!! GRONNNNNNNNNNNNNK!!!!!


Not exactly a group of conversationalists are we?

You should have met my old pal Ollie.

Now he was a conversationalist!

Silver Crusade

Well aren't you bunch little reptiles cute.... dont mind the bonfire I will be starting in here for the BBQ. I hear frog legs and lizard tails are quite the culinary delight..


Oh goodie!

I wish my friend H. R. were here. Now there was another dragon who knew how to put fire to good use. And afterwards, we'd both have the munchies and all those little toasted critters would just get wolfed down!

Silver Crusade

Kanetodogojiro, Kaiju Cane Toad wrote:
GRONNNNNNNNNK!!!! ME WANT GO POOOOOOO POOOOOOO!

That puts a whole new spin on "threadcrapping".


GRONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNK! FLY YUMYUM!!! GRONNNNNNNNNNNK!


Celestial Healer wrote:
Kanetodogojiro, Kaiju Cane Toad wrote:
GRONNNNNNNNNK!!!! ME WANT GO POOOOOOO POOOOOOO!
That puts a whole new spin on "threadcrapping".

That reminds me of another old friend: Dirty Dragon!


samerandomhero wrote:
::waits patiently::

The Frog buys them a drink

The Exchange

What prey tell is that smell and why didn't anyone tell me we were goign to go to the bar?


I did not think it possible, but this thread has taken a turn for the worst.


GRONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNK!!! TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! THAAAAAAAAAAAAAANKOOOOOOOOO!!!

The Exchange

CourtFool wrote:
I did not think it possible, but this thread has taken a turn for the worst.

What, just because I showed up?


Crimson Jester wrote:
What, just because I showed up?

Why do you assume that was directed at you?

The Exchange

Mine was the post right above yours. Though with everything else going on It was very hard to tell.


YEAH....STUPID GREEEEN KANETODOGOJIRA AM STUPID.


samerandomhero wrote:
Well aren't you bunch little reptiles cute.... dont mind the bonfire I will be starting in here for the BBQ. I hear frog legs and lizard tails are quite the culinary delight..

I can make another bonfire, and then the food can be cooked twice as fast!


Crimson Jester wrote:
Mine was the post right above yours. Though with everything else going on It was very hard to tell.

If you like, I can blame you. Although, that will require violating SOP, which is to blame Sebastian. In these tough economic times, where blame is hard to come by, I am not sure his ego could survive a blow like that.

Silver Crusade

any assistance is appreciated. the barkeep is marinating right now along with some other delightful critters. I have decided to spare the barmaids so they can get spirits.


Starts rolling cigs in jackie paper, as the sealing wax heats up.


samerandomhero wrote:

I have decided to spare the barmaids so they can get spirits.

And keep the satyr entertained.


samerandomhero wrote:
any assistance is appreciated.

Got it.

*shaves poodle to use fur as kindling, starts bonfire*

The Exchange

Jack Hammer wrote:
FRED THE TARRASQUE wrote:
Crikey!
Is that tarrasque rubbing his butt on the carpet?

Bugger! Its got the worse case of Worms ever...Casts Death spell on the Tarrasque's Worms thus eliminating the problem.

That is what you call top of the line Vetinary Magic. That will be a thousand gold pieces for the cure for the Worms.


yellowdingo wrote:
Jack Hammer wrote:
FRED THE TARRASQUE wrote:
Crikey!
Is that tarrasque rubbing his butt on the carpet?

Bugger! Its got the worse case of Worms ever...Casts Death spell on the Tarrasque's Worms thus eliminating the problem.

That is what you call top of the line Vetinary Magic. That will be a thousand gold pieces for the cure for the Worms.

Bleh! You missed me!

<Burrows into the carpet>


Tarrasque Pinworm wrote:
yellowdingo wrote:
Jack Hammer wrote:
FRED THE TARRASQUE wrote:
Crikey!
Is that tarrasque rubbing his butt on the carpet?

Bugger! Its got the worse case of Worms ever...Casts Death spell on the Tarrasque's Worms thus eliminating the problem.

That is what you call top of the line Vetinary Magic. That will be a thousand gold pieces for the cure for the Worms.

Bleh! You missed me!

<Burrows into the carpet>

*Munches on carpet*

Hey, I feel something tunneling into my liver...nice knowin' it.


...and the barman says to the pony, "Hey! Why the long face?"


The Jackskunk wrote:
Tarrasque Pinworm wrote:
yellowdingo wrote:
Jack Hammer wrote:
FRED THE TARRASQUE wrote:
Crikey!
Is that tarrasque rubbing his butt on the carpet?

Bugger! Its got the worse case of Worms ever...Casts Death spell on the Tarrasque's Worms thus eliminating the problem.

That is what you call top of the line Vetinary Magic. That will be a thousand gold pieces for the cure for the Worms.

Bleh! You missed me!

<Burrows into the carpet>

*Munches on carpet*

Hey, I feel something tunneling into my liver...nice knowin' it.

<Bursts out from under the floor>

Oh, yeah!!!

Dude, I don't know what you're eating, but that's kinda gross.

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