108) the innocent looking girl in a scout uniform because you owe her for the box snickerdoddles you ordered five months ago.
109) A young halfling on a riding dog, demanding his two coppers for delivering the Crier's Scroll to you for the past 4 weeks.
I want my TWO COPPERS!!
110. the little girl in the frilly dress, because you ruined her doll. she is secretly a powerful sorcereress and traps you inside an eternal nightmare. it was her favorite doll too. so your nightmare is extra scary.
Cuchulainn wrote: 109) A young halfling on a riding dog, demanding his two coppers for delivering the Crier's Scroll to you for the past 4 weeks.
I want my TWO COPPERS!!
he he! Where is Roy Stalin when you need him?
111. A rouge with an Arbalest that he has in a wheel barrel; yet you never noticed because his stealth roll was so high.
BackStab.
112) a frilly bard with a high voice and one glove on, who likes to touch himself and moan while dancing backwards.
Q: Too soon?
Crimson Jester wrote: 112) a frilly bard with a high voice and one glove on, who likes to touch himself and moan while dancing backwards.
Q: Too soon?
Not at all, jokes get funnier to me after the subject dies.
123) A very loud salesmen who shouts his name before trying to sell something, because you won't buy his Prestidigitation in a Bottle(guaranteed to remove all those pesky bloodstains!) after he promised to double the offer but leave the price alone!
(124) lol.....a kid, 1st level commoner, who is taller than a halfling in the group decides to give the "new kid" troubles.
Did we skip a dozen???
125? Guy in a long cloak who walks up and asks, "wanna buy a sundial?"
113 - 122 Every sorcerer CONAN ever pissed off (from Yara the Priest to Thoth-Amon) Its their Karaoke Cult night and they dont take criticism.
126) Vang the Bounty Hunter, he's holding a sketch of you and looking around the tavern.
127) A slightly jaundiced gnoll, who dangles a piece of strng in front of your face and declares, "This invalidates your Improved Unarmed Strike!"
That is way over 101 NPCs, dear peoples. :-)
128) Mistral, because he wants to stop our fun in naming npc's to fight.
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