I was organizing my home office earlier and going through my miniatures and noticed my Grimloks....
Why, if these brutes are blind, do they were clothing over their private parts?
Their mindflayer masters make them?
They dislike getting "caught" on rocks and such?
Loincloth? I thought this was a belt.
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Not long before 3ed came out, there was a Dragon article that talked about monsterous humanoids for PCs... Grimlocks were presented as one of the races and I actually quite liked the take on it. They had brutish tendencies, but were a bit more urbane. They had an appreciation for fine things as well. Being blind, their senses of smell and touch are greatly increased and they love nice fabrics, artwork that incorporated smells, and things like that. It was a pretty far cry from the normal take on Grimlocks which are mostly just not as stinky troglodytes or Time Machine-esque Morlocks. Since there are LOTS of cavern dwelling primitive sword fodder to choose from, I liked them in this altered capacity.
Because the have an innate fashion sense and nothing is more unfashionable than a naked grimlock.
Uh yeah, I think a loin cloth would get in Grimlock's way whenever he turned into the T-Rex.
Stupid miniature-makers, shyah!
Interesting replys... at least half a dozen I would have never thought of
Me Grimlock not wear "loin cloth"!
Me Grimlock fierce king of Dinobots! Me no NEED puny cloth!
Me Grimlock not wear "loin cloth"!
Me Grimlock fierce king of Dinobots! Me no NEED puny cloth!
Now that's the Grimlock spirit!
Hey, you try finding a guy willing to make you a double breasted suit after you eat him and his family...
To quote Blackadder IV
Lord Flasheart: Enter the man who has no underwear. Ask me why.
Lieutenant George: Why do you have no underwear, Lord Flash?
Lord Flasheart: Because the pants haven't been built yet that'll take the job on!
WOOF!!
Lord Flasheart: Woof!
Bob Parkhurst: Woof!Captain Blackadder: God, it's like Crufts in here.
Lord Flasheart: I've got a plan and it's hot as my pants !! woof !!
