Because I prefer "Wrasslin"
and "Wrassle Save."
I prefer "kung fu" and "anti-kung fu".
This is reminding me of the Bard player in one of my old games who referred to grease as banana peel gag on his character sheet. (Guess what the material component was?)
Also, he had Yakkity Sax on quick-play on his mp3 player for whenever he used said spell.
Considering the books are with the printer already, I think the time window for any changes might be on the smallish side.
Plus, it's more than just about grapple. So no "wrassle". I'd be more for "f&#+ that bastard up real good" and "avoid atomic wedgie"
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This is reminding me of the Bard player in one of my old games who referred to grease as banana peel gag on his character sheet. (Guess what the material component was?)
Also, he had Yakkity Sax on quick-play on his mp3 player for whenever he used said spell.
Story from last session (last night): My group is playing Second Darkness (Children of the Void) and the party was beset by zombies while camping. My kobold bard had the midnight watch (only one with darkvision) and spotted them approaching. In the surprise round he casts Grease in front of the zombies and sounds the alarm. 90% of the zombies fell down in the surprise round and the artillery destroyed them before they ever reached the party. Good times!
Now about the subject at hand. I prefer:
CN: Chuck Norris
CND: Chuck Norris Defence
The only problem is that there's no defence against Chuck Norris! :D
They should be GOH and BOP: "Get Over Here!" and "Back Off, Punk!"
This is reminding me of the Bard player in one of my old games who referred to grease as banana peel gag on his character sheet. (Guess what the material component was?)
Also, he had Yakkity Sax on quick-play on his mp3 player for whenever he used said spell.
Story from last session (last night): My group is playing Second Darkness (Children of the Void) and the party was beset by zombies while camping. My kobold bard had the midnight watch (only one with darkvision) and spotted them approaching. In the surprise round he casts Grease in front of the zombies and sounds the alarm. 90% of the zombies fell down in the surprise round and the artillery destroyed them before they ever reached the party. Good times!
Now about the subject at hand. I prefer:
CN: Chuck Norris
CND: Chuck Norris DefenceThe only problem is that there's no defence against Chuck Norris! :D
Sure there is : Bruce Lee. Imagine him as a lich ...
Chuck Norris can roll a natural 21.
With a d4.
And yes, Chuck Norris can roll a d4!
I guess spinning a d4 on one corner doesn't technically count as rolling it, huh?