Sleep well, Moorluck and Solnes!
And on that note, I think I will turn in. It is 2:20 am here. Sleep well flash!
Says you... I happen to think I am quite witty no matter the social setting...
Witty? No, I wouldn;t say witty right about now.
Says you... I happen to think I am quite witty no matter the social setting...Witty? No, I wouldn;t say witty right about now.
Uh oh! Solnes has a gun! Run flash! RUN!!!
~you all hear a loud and a Dragon falls down, dead as a doornail~
I wonder if you can get through another 4 pages all by your self?
Heathy could do it. Come on flash, you can do it!
Just two more hours untill Solnes gets home.... you did send her home on time right Flash?Damn, was I supposed to send her home? ummm... looks under the desk and whispers uh... yeah sure Moorluck she'll be home soon. :)
Uhm Yeah. I have a vision...
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Says you... I happen to think I am quite witty no matter the social setting...Witty? No, I wouldn't say witty right about now.
ummm... I'm sorry. I apologise deeply and will excuse myself from the Boards for another short period until I learn how best to not hurt those I care for.
ummm... I'm sorry. I apologise deeply and will excuse myself from the Boards for another short period until I learn how best to not hurt those I care for.Says you... I happen to think I am quite witty no matter the social setting...Witty? No, I wouldn't say witty right about now.
~quickly ties flash up~ Here you are Solnes!
Oh, so she's gonna be late? Cool, I still got an hour left on my tab with the hooker so....Just two more hours untill Solnes gets home.... you did send her home on time right Flash?Damn was I supposed to send her home? ummm... looks under the desk and whispers uh... yeah sure Moorluck she'll be home soon :)
And that your honor is when she murdered him.
ummm... I'm sorry. I apologise deeply and will excuse myself from the Boards for another short period until I learn how best to not hurt those I care for.Says you... I happen to think I am quite witty no matter the social setting...Witty? No, I wouldn't say witty right about now.
Flash, none of us are getting out of this. Running will not help and will only extend the pain that Solnes will inflict upon you.
ummm... I'm sorry. I apologise deeply and will excuse myself from the Boards for another short period until I learn how best to not hurt those I care for.Says you... I happen to think I am quite witty no matter the social setting...Witty? No, I wouldn't say witty right about now.
You know...they enjoy themselve...and when you try to they get all hurt feelinged...and they call us women complicated. ;)
And that your honor is when she murdered him.Oh, so she's gonna be late? Cool, I still got an hour left on my tab with the hooker so....Just two more hours untill Solnes gets home.... you did send her home on time right Flash?Damn was I supposed to send her home? ummm... looks under the desk and whispers uh... yeah sure Moorluck she'll be home soon :)
Ho No!
Flash, none of us are getting out of this. Running will not help and will only extend the pain that Solnes will inflict upon you.ummm... I'm sorry. I apologise deeply and will excuse myself from the Boards for another short period until I learn how best to not hurt those I care for.Says you... I happen to think I am quite witty no matter the social setting...Witty? No, I wouldn't say witty right about now.
Yeah but when he gets all sad and apologetic it takes some of teh fun out of it. ;)
Yeah but when he gets all sad and apologetic it takes some of teh fun out of it. ;)Flash, none of us are getting out of this. Running will not help and will only extend the pain that Solnes will inflict upon you.ummm... I'm sorry. I apologise deeply and will excuse myself from the Boards for another short period until I learn how best to not hurt those I care for.Says you... I happen to think I am quite witty no matter the social setting...Witty? No, I wouldn't say witty right about now.
You Honor, I can prove that Solnes is a puppy beater! ~points to a despondent flash~ See?
Just don't let her get tired.... she grinds her teeth in her sleep. 8OSo... Win/Win for both of us then?Oh, so she's gonna be late? Cool, I still got an hour left on my tab with the hooker so....Just two more hours untill Solnes gets home.... you did send her home on time right Flash?Damn was I supposed to send her home? ummm... looks under the desk and whispers uh... yeah sure Moorluck she'll be home soon :)It's OK... her mouth muscles will be too tired to grind! ;)
looks back under the desk
I see lots of knee time in the near future for you...just from this statement right here!!!! Yayy me!
You Honor, I can prove that Solnes is a puppy beater! ~points to a despodent flash~ See?Yeah but when he gets all sad and apologetic it takes some of teh fun out of it. ;)Flash, none of us are getting out of this. Running will not help and will only extend the pain that Solnes will inflict upon you.ummm... I'm sorry. I apologise deeply and will excuse myself from the Boards for another short period until I learn how best to not hurt those I care for.Says you... I happen to think I am quite witty no matter the social setting...Witty? No, I wouldn't say witty right about now.
Hey! I stopped when he got all sad puppy faced. No fun in that.
~kicks the puppy, errr, flash~ Get up!
No Hoe's!And that your honor is when she murdered him.Oh, so she's gonna be late? Cool, I still got an hour left on my tab with the hooker so....Just two more hours untill Solnes gets home.... you did send her home on time right Flash?Damn was I supposed to send her home? ummm... looks under the desk and whispers uh... yeah sure Moorluck she'll be home soon :)
Fixed it for you.
Fixed it for you.No Hoe's!And that your honor is when she murdered him.Oh, so she's gonna be late? Cool, I still got an hour left on my tab with the hooker so....Just two more hours untill Solnes gets home.... you did send her home on time right Flash?Damn was I supposed to send her home? ummm... looks under the desk and whispers uh... yeah sure Moorluck she'll be home soon :)
Hoe is me!
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Yeah but when he gets all sad and apologetic it takes some of teh fun out of it. ;)Flash, none of us are getting out of this. Running will not help and will only extend the pain that Solnes will inflict upon you.ummm... I'm sorry. I apologise deeply and will excuse myself from the Boards for another short period until I learn how best to not hurt those I care for.Says you... I happen to think I am quite witty no matter the social setting...Witty? No, I wouldn't say witty right about now.
I thought you were mad at me...
I am punnishing you, Solnes!
I thought you were mad at me...Yeah but when he gets all sad and apologetic it takes some of teh fun out of it. ;)Flash, none of us are getting out of this. Running will not help and will only extend the pain that Solnes will inflict upon you.ummm... I'm sorry. I apologise deeply and will excuse myself from the Boards for another short period until I learn how best to not hurt those I care for.Says you... I happen to think I am quite witty no matter the social setting...Witty? No, I wouldn't say witty right about now.
Why do they call it PMS? Because Mad Cow Disease was taken.
~RUNS~
I am punnishing you, Solnes!
ME?? ME??? I was at work! And they..they...they said things..dirty things..and you're punnishing me?! ;)
I thought you were mad at me...Yeah but when he gets all sad and apologetic it takes some of teh fun out of it. ;)Flash, none of us are getting out of this. Running will not help and will only extend the pain that Solnes will inflict upon you.ummm... I'm sorry. I apologise deeply and will excuse myself from the Boards for another short period until I learn how best to not hurt those I care for.Says you... I happen to think I am quite witty no matter the social setting...Witty? No, I wouldn't say witty right about now.Why do they call it PMS? Because Mad Cow Disease was taken.
~RUNS~
You better run!! This comment seriously just got them out of trouble...cause now I will focus on you!!! That was so freaking wrong!
I am punnishing you, Solnes!ME?? ME??? I was at work! And they..they...they said things..dirty things..and you're punnishing me?! ;)
~drinks a beer and burps~ Yea. That is right! Now get into the kitchen where you belong, Woman!
;-P
You better run!! This comment seriously just got them out of trouble...cause now I will focus on you!!! That was so freaking wrong!I thought you were mad at me...Yeah but when he gets all sad and apologetic it takes some of teh fun out of it. ;)Flash, none of us are getting out of this. Running will not help and will only extend the pain that Solnes will inflict upon you.ummm... I'm sorry. I apologise deeply and will excuse myself from the Boards for another short period until I learn how best to not hurt those I care for.Says you... I happen to think I am quite witty no matter the social setting...Witty? No, I wouldn't say witty right about now.Why do they call it PMS? Because Mad Cow Disease was taken.
~RUNS~
~laughs while Solnes is chocking me~ Urk! Ug! Urk!
I thought you were mad at me...Yeah but when he gets all sad and apologetic it takes some of teh fun out of it. ;)Flash, none of us are getting out of this. Running will not help and will only extend the pain that Solnes will inflict upon you.ummm... I'm sorry. I apologise deeply and will excuse myself from the Boards for another short period until I learn how best to not hurt those I care for.Says you... I happen to think I am quite witty no matter the social setting...Witty? No, I wouldn't say witty right about now.
Not mad at you. The hooker comment might keep him in a bit of trouble... But thats cause I just spent hours with a bunch of em. Mad? naw, looks like you guys had a good time.
Not mad at you. The hooker comment might keep him in a bit of trouble... But thats cause I just spent hours with a bunch of em. Mad? naw, looks like you guys had a good time.I thought you were mad at me...Yeah but when he gets all sad and apologetic it takes some of teh fun out of it. ;)Flash, none of us are getting out of this. Running will not help and will only extend the pain that Solnes will inflict upon you.ummm... I'm sorry. I apologise deeply and will excuse myself from the Boards for another short period until I learn how best to not hurt those I care for.Says you... I happen to think I am quite witty no matter the social setting...Witty? No, I wouldn't say witty right about now.
So Moorluck is in trouble, Hooker, line, and sinker?
I am punnishing you, Solnes!ME?? ME??? I was at work! And they..they...they said things..dirty things..and you're punnishing me?! ;)~drinks a beer and burps~ Yea. That is right! Now get into the kitchen where you belong, Woman!
;-P
Kitchen? Hmm, maybe you're right. I think I will fix dragon steaks...and dragon stew...and dragon hash. Yep...Looks like meats back on the menu BOYS!
Kitchen? Hmm, maybe you're right. I think I will fix dragon steaks...and dragon stew...and dragon hash. Yep...Looks like meats back on the menu BOYS!I am punnishing you, Solnes!ME?? ME??? I was at work! And they..they...they said things..dirty things..and you're punnishing me?! ;)~drinks a beer and burps~ Yea. That is right! Now get into the kitchen where you belong, Woman!
;-P
Good! Saern should be tasty! While you are at it, get me a beer, Woman!
Good! Saern should be tasty! While you are at it, get me a beer, Woman!Kitchen? Hmm, maybe you're right. I think I will fix dragon steaks...and dragon stew...and dragon hash. Yep...Looks like meats back on the menu BOYS!I am punnishing you, Solnes!ME?? ME??? I was at work! And they..they...they said things..dirty things..and you're punnishing me?! ;)~drinks a beer and burps~ Yea. That is right! Now get into the kitchen where you belong, Woman!
;-P
I'm going to hit you with that beer!!!
Wait till you get here!!!
Good! Saern should be tasty! While you are at it, get me a beer, Woman!Kitchen? Hmm, maybe you're right. I think I will fix dragon steaks...and dragon stew...and dragon hash. Yep...Looks like meats back on the menu BOYS!I am punnishing you, Solnes!ME?? ME??? I was at work! And they..they...they said things..dirty things..and you're punnishing me?! ;)~drinks a beer and burps~ Yea. That is right! Now get into the kitchen where you belong, Woman!
;-P
I'm going to hit you with that beer!!!
Wait till you get here!!!
~shakes my head~ Who said you could speak, Woman?
;-P
~grins~ There. Moorluck and flash should be safe for a while.
Good! Saern should be tasty! While you are at it, get me a beer, Woman!Kitchen? Hmm, maybe you're right. I think I will fix dragon steaks...and dragon stew...and dragon hash. Yep...Looks like meats back on the menu BOYS!I am punnishing you, Solnes!ME?? ME??? I was at work! And they..they...they said things..dirty things..and you're punnishing me?! ;)~drinks a beer and burps~ Yea. That is right! Now get into the kitchen where you belong, Woman!
;-P
I'm going to hit you with that beer!!!
Wait till you get here!!!~shakes my head~ Who said you could speak, Woman?
;-P
Listen PET...I will break you. It won't be pretty...Sebastian will tremble in fear at what I will do to you.
Are You a Republican, Democrat, or Southerner?
The answer can be found by answering the following question:
You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children.
Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you. You are carrying a Glock .40 caliber, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.
What do you do?
Republican's Answer:
BANG!
Democrat's Answer:
Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
Does the man look poor or oppressed?
Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
Could we run away?
What does my wife think?
What about the kids?
Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?
What does the law say about this situation?
Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it?
Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?
Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?
If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?
Should I call 9-1-1?
Why is this street so deserted?
We need to raise taxes, have paint and weed day and make this happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.
This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for a few days and try to come to a consensus.
Southerner's Answer:
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click..... (Sounds of reloading)
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG! Click "Damn! I'm out!"
Daughter: "Nice pattern Daddy! Were those the Silver Tips, black talons, or them new Hollow Points?"
Son: "Can I shoot the next one Daddy?"
Wife: "You ain't takin' THAT to no Taxidermist!"
~grins~ There. Moorluck and flash should be safe for a while.
Flash is fine. Moorluck...he will be, after a lil pay back, you however...you I will get.
Listen PET...I will break you. It won't be pretty...Sebastian will tremble in fear at what I will do to you.Good! Saern should be tasty! While you are at it, get me a beer, Woman!Kitchen? Hmm, maybe you're right. I think I will fix dragon steaks...and dragon stew...and dragon hash. Yep...Looks like meats back on the menu BOYS!I am punnishing you, Solnes!ME?? ME??? I was at work! And they..they...they said things..dirty things..and you're punnishing me?! ;)~drinks a beer and burps~ Yea. That is right! Now get into the kitchen where you belong, Woman!
;-P
I'm going to hit you with that beer!!!
Wait till you get here!!!~shakes my head~ Who said you could speak, Woman?
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Women. We should have never taught them to speak.
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For Solnes.
Little Zachary was doing very badly in math.
His parents had tried everything...tutors, mentors, flash cards, special learning centers.
In short, everything they could think of to help his math.
Finally, in a last ditch effort, they took Zachary down and enrolled him In the local Catholic school.
After the first day, little Zachary came home with a very serious look on his face.
He didn't even kiss his mother hello.
Instead, he went straight to his room and started studying.
Books and papers were spread out all over the room and little Zachary was hard at work.
His mother was amazed. She called him down to dinner..
To her shock, the minute he was done, he marched back to his room without a word, and in no time, he was back hitting the books as hard as before.
This went on For some time, day after day, while the mother tried to understand what made all the difference.
Finally, little Zachary brought home his report Card..
He quietly laid it on the table, went up to his room and hit the books..
With great trepidation, His Mom looked at it and to her great surprise, Little Zachary got an 'A' in math.
She could no longer hold her curiosity.
She went to his room and said, 'Son, what was it? Was it the nuns?'
Little Zachary looked at her and shook his head, no.
'Well, then,' she replied, Was it the books, the discipline, the structure, the uniforms? WHAT WAS IT?'
Little Zachary looked at her and said,
'Well, on the first day of school when I saw that guy nailed to the plus sign, I knew they weren't fooling around.'
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See! Being a Male Chauvanist Pig got me to the top! ~grins~
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