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Solnes wrote:


We have a ton of ants here. Especially fire ants! Little hills everywhere!

Gah! (shudder) I hate those creepy little things. Ewww. I got bit by a fire ant a few months ago while we were at the playground with Bryce and the bite swelled up to the size of a golfball. Owee. Not to mention, oh gross, icky, get it away from me, eek! I really don't like ants. My husband has occasionally threatened to use formians in game. He actually followed through on it once and was astonished at the level of excessive force that was applied to the situation. :)


Well, let's just say that I'm pretty thankful that the biggest spiders we have here in Denmark are about 2" in diameter with the legs stretched out and all (those are the reeeeealy icky ones). And they aren't even poisonous to humans... Lived in Raleigh, NC for about a year (back in '96) and there were some fairly big spiders once in a while... Not the hand sized or anything, but big enough to be absolutely disgusting... :-)


uhh, anyone know what post number we are at?


And let's be real... spiders don't have to be all that big to be disgusting...

Ants here in denmark are more of a bother than anything else... like when this special little orange sort digs up the flowerbed and flatly refuse to die when I spray them with "die-stupid-ants" poison... well, some die but not all of them ;-)


No clue...:)


Woodraven wrote:

uhh, anyone know what post number we are at?

1 million? 2?


Gworeth wrote:

And let's be real... spiders don't have to be all that big to be disgusting...

Ants here in denmark are more of a bother than anything else... like when this special little orange sort digs up the flowerbed and flatly refuse to die when I spray them with "die-stupid-ants" poison... well, some die but not all of them ;-)

Orange ants? They come in extra colors besides black and red now? (shudder) Eeeew.


Gworeth wrote:

And let's be real... spiders don't have to be all that big to be disgusting...

Ants here in denmark are more of a bother than anything else... like when this special little orange sort digs up the flowerbed and flatly refuse to die when I spray them with "die-stupid-ants" poison... well, some die but not all of them ;-)

We have little black ones here that like to come inside. Sugar ants or sweet ants. Ugh! They don't bite but they are everywhere.


lynora wrote:
Gworeth wrote:

And let's be real... spiders don't have to be all that big to be disgusting...

Ants here in denmark are more of a bother than anything else... like when this special little orange sort digs up the flowerbed and flatly refuse to die when I spray them with "die-stupid-ants" poison... well, some die but not all of them ;-)

Orange ants? They come in extra colors besides black and red now? (shudder) Eeeew.

Oh and the BIG BIG Black ones!! They are like the size of a dime!!

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Woodraven wrote:

uhh, anyone know what post number we are at?

11682, but that's just an estimate.


Solnes wrote:
lynora wrote:
Gworeth wrote:

And let's be real... spiders don't have to be all that big to be disgusting...

Ants here in denmark are more of a bother than anything else... like when this special little orange sort digs up the flowerbed and flatly refuse to die when I spray them with "die-stupid-ants" poison... well, some die but not all of them ;-)

Orange ants? They come in extra colors besides black and red now? (shudder) Eeeew.
Oh and the BIG BIG Black ones!! They are like the size of a dime!!

Oh, god! Those are the worst. One of those crawled into my bathroom once and I just couldn't bring myself to go past it cause it was right there blocking the door. For like an hour. And it was the middle of the night so I couldn't yell for help either.


Solnes wrote:
Gworeth wrote:

And let's be real... spiders don't have to be all that big to be disgusting...

Ants here in denmark are more of a bother than anything else... like when this special little orange sort digs up the flowerbed and flatly refuse to die when I spray them with "die-stupid-ants" poison... well, some die but not all of them ;-)

We have little black ones here that like to come inside. Sugar ants or sweet ants. Ugh! They don't bite but they are everywhere.

You can water outside around your house, with this "die-stupid-ants" poison and this should have an effect on the ants... just water at ground level along the, what's it called? the plinth? is... am I making sense?

Anywho, that only works if you have your own freestanding house and all.. I know that this ant-poison is also obtainable in a lacquer-like form that you can 'paint' with around your windows or where ever these bugs come in.

Not that I'm an expert on this subject, but still ;-)


Worst thing about bugs?

Spoiler:
They don't have boobies!


So I finally got to talk to my friend that just had the baby. So after 12 hours of contractions and no dialation they did an emergency c-section. Had to put her under and all. Poor thing. But she is home and doing very well. Even doing a bit of light cleaning today. Baby Lilly is sleeping soundly. She was 8lbs 3.8 oz and 21 inches long. Head full of black hair, and just so cute! She seems to like to stick her tongue out. :D

I can't wait to see her...Think I'll run up later this week!


Had a bathroom encounter with a BFS once.. only I was lucky enough to have a weapon of Spiderbane +1 near by... But I nearly had a heart-attack when it scuttled over the floor, right next to the only exit except the window, which is not an option. Yup! Grabbed me that plunger +1 spiderbane... killed it real good, it did...


Emperor7 wrote:

Worst thing about bugs?

** spoiler omitted **

Guess that really bugs you, eh? :-P


Solnes wrote:


So I finally got to talk to my friend that just had the baby. So after 12 hours of contractions and no dialation they did an emergency c-section. Had to put her under and all. Poor thing. But she is home and doing very well. Even doing a bit of light cleaning today. Baby Lilly is sleeping soundly. She was 8lbs 3.8 oz and 21 inches long. Head full of black hair, and just so cute! She seems to like to stick her tongue out. :D

I can't wait to see her...Think I'll run up later this week!

I have to say, I am so excited as to how comfortable she seems. Baby fussing and she is already juggling a phone and changing a diaper. So proud! :)


Solnes wrote:


So I finally got to talk to my friend that just had the baby. So after 12 hours of contractions and no dialation they did an emergency c-section. Had to put her under and all. Poor thing. But she is home and doing very well. Even doing a bit of light cleaning today. Baby Lilly is sleeping soundly. She was 8lbs 3.8 oz and 21 inches long. Head full of black hair, and just so cute! She seems to like to stick her tongue out. :D

I can't wait to see her...Think I'll run up later this week!

Does Paizo sell baby clothes? Might be the perfect gift....

Little Baby Golem outfit in purple.


Gworeth wrote:
Had a bathroom encounter with a BFS once.. only I was lucky enough to have a weapon of Spiderbane +1 near by... But I nearly had a heart-attack when it scuttled over the floor, right next to the only exit except the window, which is not an option. Yup! Grabbed me that plunger +1 spiderbane... killed it real good, it did...

There was one at work once, came out of nowhere! Right at me! Sucked it up in the vaccumm I did!! :D


Jack Hammer wrote:
Solnes wrote:


So I finally got to talk to my friend that just had the baby. So after 12 hours of contractions and no dialation they did an emergency c-section. Had to put her under and all. Poor thing. But she is home and doing very well. Even doing a bit of light cleaning today. Baby Lilly is sleeping soundly. She was 8lbs 3.8 oz and 21 inches long. Head full of black hair, and just so cute! She seems to like to stick her tongue out. :D

I can't wait to see her...Think I'll run up later this week!

Does Paizo sell baby clothes? Might be the perfect gift....

Little Baby Golem outfit in purple.

Purple be her fave color to!! ;)


well... time to prepare the lunchboxes for tomorrow... and then it's bedtime... It's almost 23.00 here... You guys take care.... and remember... there's almost always a spider in the room you're in, even though you can't see it ;-) Just wanted to say... night y'all!


Jack Hammer wrote:
Solnes wrote:


So I finally got to talk to my friend that just had the baby. So after 12 hours of contractions and no dialation they did an emergency c-section. Had to put her under and all. Poor thing. But she is home and doing very well. Even doing a bit of light cleaning today. Baby Lilly is sleeping soundly. She was 8lbs 3.8 oz and 21 inches long. Head full of black hair, and just so cute! She seems to like to stick her tongue out. :D

I can't wait to see her...Think I'll run up later this week!

Does Paizo sell baby clothes? Might be the perfect gift....

Little Baby Golem outfit in purple.

Great idea JH! We could have our own cartoon show, toys, and clothing lines. The Jacks could make millions!

Scarab Sages

and we get the big banana spiders - all yellow and black and about 6" across.

Scare you to death if you run into one and aren't aware it is there.

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Airhead wrote:

and we get the big banana spiders - all yellow and black and about 6" across.

Scare you to death if you run into one and aren't aware it is there.

Yep, been there. A wiffle bat took care of the problem.


Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:
Jack Hammer wrote:
Solnes wrote:


So I finally got to talk to my friend that just had the baby. So after 12 hours of contractions and no dialation they did an emergency c-section. Had to put her under and all. Poor thing. But she is home and doing very well. Even doing a bit of light cleaning today. Baby Lilly is sleeping soundly. She was 8lbs 3.8 oz and 21 inches long. Head full of black hair, and just so cute! She seems to like to stick her tongue out. :D

I can't wait to see her...Think I'll run up later this week!

Does Paizo sell baby clothes? Might be the perfect gift....

Little Baby Golem outfit in purple.

Great idea JH! We could have our own cartoon show, toys, and clothing lines. The Jacks could make millions!

These empty beer bottles would make great baby bottles! We have lots of 'em too!


Jack Hammer wrote:


These empty beer bottles would make great baby bottles! We have lots of 'em too!

It's recycling. :)

Just make sure to, you know, wash them really well first.


Jack Hammer wrote:
Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:
Jack Hammer wrote:
Solnes wrote:


So I finally got to talk to my friend that just had the baby. So after 12 hours of contractions and no dialation they did an emergency c-section. Had to put her under and all. Poor thing. But she is home and doing very well. Even doing a bit of light cleaning today. Baby Lilly is sleeping soundly. She was 8lbs 3.8 oz and 21 inches long. Head full of black hair, and just so cute! She seems to like to stick her tongue out. :D

I can't wait to see her...Think I'll run up later this week!

Does Paizo sell baby clothes? Might be the perfect gift....

Little Baby Golem outfit in purple.

Great idea JH! We could have our own cartoon show, toys, and clothing lines. The Jacks could make millions!
These empty beer bottles would make great baby bottles! We have lots of 'em too!

Yeah, but we break so many bottles during drinking binges I don't know if that's plausible. *breaks bottle over JH's head* See what I mean?


That's one less to wash. Here's another.

*breaks another over JRHM's head*

Liberty's Edge Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012

Babies like Three Stooges episodes. :)

I'm not fond of the lack of post number.

I mean how do I know if I'm getting close to the top of the next page?

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lynora wrote:
Blech. I seem to have picked up a dry cough that just will not let up. And I have to babysit tonight. I'd call off, but I got it from them in the first place. I put a splash of rum in my coke and hopefully that will soothe it a bit. Traditionally it should be whiskey in tea, but I'm all out of whiskey so I had to improvise. :)

Everyone knows Rum is the superior drink anyway! ;)

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Jack Hammer wrote:
Solnes wrote:


So I finally got to talk to my friend that just had the baby. So after 12 hours of contractions and no dialation they did an emergency c-section. Had to put her under and all. Poor thing. But she is home and doing very well. Even doing a bit of light cleaning today. Baby Lilly is sleeping soundly. She was 8lbs 3.8 oz and 21 inches long. Head full of black hair, and just so cute! She seems to like to stick her tongue out. :D

I can't wait to see her...Think I'll run up later this week!

Does Paizo sell baby clothes? Might be the perfect gift....

Little Baby Golem outfit in purple.

No but OotS does.

I got my little man a bib with Belkar on it atop a pile of dead Hobgoblins screaming "I am a Sexy Shoeless God of War!

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flash_cxxi wrote:
lynora wrote:
Blech. I seem to have picked up a dry cough that just will not let up. And I have to babysit tonight. I'd call off, but I got it from them in the first place. I put a splash of rum in my coke and hopefully that will soothe it a bit. Traditionally it should be whiskey in tea, but I'm all out of whiskey so I had to improvise. :)
Everyone knows Rum is the superior drink anyway! ;)

I think I have an allergy to rum (or maybe it's cheap rum). My stomach hurts to the point where I'm doubled over in pain when I have a rum drink.

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Solnes wrote:
Gworeth wrote:
Had a bathroom encounter with a BFS once.. only I was lucky enough to have a weapon of Spiderbane +1 near by... But I nearly had a heart-attack when it scuttled over the floor, right next to the only exit except the window, which is not an option. Yup! Grabbed me that plunger +1 spiderbane... killed it real good, it did...
There was one at work once, came out of nowhere! Right at me! Sucked it up in the vaccumm I did!! :D

My Bathroom encounter with the spider is less dramtic but was freaky none the less.

When I was a bout 16, I was laying down in the shower relaxing with my water pistol, shooting stuff everywhere, when I spy a daddy long legs high in the corner of the ceiling. Now they are only little and not very scary and so I decided to shoot the little bugger with the water pistol. Funny right. That is until I close my eyes fro a minute of two and thn when I open them my vision in my right eye is all blurry. I wonder wht the hell that is, then my vision focuses on the spider that is sitting right over my eye socket, happily in front of my eyeball. I jumped up and smashed the thing off my face into the wall. Not cool :(

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taig wrote:
flash_cxxi wrote:
lynora wrote:
Blech. I seem to have picked up a dry cough that just will not let up. And I have to babysit tonight. I'd call off, but I got it from them in the first place. I put a splash of rum in my coke and hopefully that will soothe it a bit. Traditionally it should be whiskey in tea, but I'm all out of whiskey so I had to improvise. :)
Everyone knows Rum is the superior drink anyway! ;)

I think I have an allergy to rum (or maybe it's cheap rum). My stomach hurts to the point where I'm doubled over in pain when I have a rum drink.

I would be devestated if I couldn't drink my Bundaberg Rum. Although in saying that, the last time I actually drank any was quite some time ago...


flash_cxxi wrote:


I got my little man a bib with Belkar on it atop a pile of dead Hobgoblins screaming "I am a Sexy Shoeless God of War!

Nice!


flash_cxxi wrote:


I got my little man a bib with Belkar on it atop a pile of dead Hobgoblins screaming "I am a Sexy Shoeless God of War!

That is so freaking awesome. :)

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Agreed. You're a good dad, Flash!

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Gworeth wrote:
well... time to prepare the lunchboxes for tomorrow... and then it's bedtime... It's almost 23.00 here... You guys take care.... and remember... there's almost always a spider in the room you're in, even though you can't see it ;-) Just wanted to say... night y'all!

Did you know that ALL spiders are toxic, every true arachnid hunts with poison. The vast majority however are harmless to humans as the dose of venom in each bite is so miniscule. You should see the statistics on how many times the average person is bitten during their life. Just thought you might like to know. ;)

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Moorluck wrote:
Gworeth wrote:
well... time to prepare the lunchboxes for tomorrow... and then it's bedtime... It's almost 23.00 here... You guys take care.... and remember... there's almost always a spider in the room you're in, even though you can't see it ;-) Just wanted to say... night y'all!
Did you know that ALL spiders are toxic, every true arachnid hunts with poison. The vast majority however are harmless to humans as the dose of venom in each bite is so miniscule. You should see the statistics on how many times the average person is bitten during their life. Just thought you might like to know. ;)

Awww, what do you know?

Oh, wait...

:)

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Sorry I had to put in my 2cp about spiders, I couldn't miss the chance to chime in on my area of expertise.

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lynora, you would be surprised at all the types of ants there are, my favorite is the ghost ant. Check that cool lil guy out online. :D


lynora wrote:
flash_cxxi wrote:


I got my little man a bib with Belkar on it atop a pile of dead Hobgoblins screaming "I am a Sexy Shoeless God of War!
That is so freaking awesome. :)

I wonder if that bib comes in grown up sizes?

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flash_cxxi wrote:
Jack Hammer wrote:
Solnes wrote:


So I finally got to talk to my friend that just had the baby. So after 12 hours of contractions and no dialation they did an emergency c-section. Had to put her under and all. Poor thing. But she is home and doing very well. Even doing a bit of light cleaning today. Baby Lilly is sleeping soundly. She was 8lbs 3.8 oz and 21 inches long. Head full of black hair, and just so cute! She seems to like to stick her tongue out. :D

I can't wait to see her...Think I'll run up later this week!

Does Paizo sell baby clothes? Might be the perfect gift....

Little Baby Golem outfit in purple.

No but OotS does.

I got my little man a bib with Belkar on it atop a pile of dead Hobgoblins screaming "I am a Sexy Shoeless God of War!

I Must get Baby one.

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Jack Hammer wrote:
lynora wrote:
flash_cxxi wrote:


I got my little man a bib with Belkar on it atop a pile of dead Hobgoblins screaming "I am a Sexy Shoeless God of War!
That is so freaking awesome. :)
I wonder if that bib comes in grown up sizes?

Now I know what I want printed on my business cards.

Kirk Moore
Liscensed Pest Control Technician
and
Sexy Shoeless God of War.

Has a nice ring to it I think.


Maybe you could get a picture of yourself for the card atop a pile of dead cockroaches brandishing a sword?


I'd rather be barefoot on a pile of dead hobgoblins than on a pile of dead cockroaches...

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Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
I'd rather be barefoot on a pile of dead hobgoblins than on a pile of dead cockroaches...

I concur... although maybe the hodgobs could have a german cockroach with two crossed stickbugs behind them on their sheilds? ;P


I laugh at people who don't love spiders...but I hate cockroaches with a blind, furious, burning disgust.

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Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
I laugh at people who don't love spiders...but I hate cockroaches with a blind, furious, burning disgust.

What!? Thats just messed up! I want you to know it's people like you and your blind anti-roach crap...

Spoiler:
that give me a job, thanks! :)

and that's all I got to say about that.

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