Richard Pett must be in Sheboigen for some strange reason.
Either that or cheeseburgers, Pepsi and chips.
Cheeboigey! Petsi! Cheeps!
I'd like a Coke, please.
No coke, petsi.
C'ma, c'ma, c'ma, c'ma. I ain't got all day.
The Olympia Cafe skit:
Female Customer.....Jane Curtin
Male Customer.....Garrett Morris
Pete Dionasopolis.....John Belushi
George Dionasopolis.....Dan Aykroyd
Sandy Dionasopolis.....Laraine Newman
Nico Dionasopolis.....Bill Murray
Female Customer #2.....Gilda Radner
Male Customer #2.....Robert Klein
Female Customer: I'll have a tuna salad sandwich, and an order of French fries, please.
Pete Dionasopolis: No. No tuna.
Female Customer: You're out of tuna?
Pete Dionasopolis: No tuna. Cheeseburger? Come on, come on, come on! I don't have all day, we gotta have turnover, turnover. [ turns to Male Customer ] What are you gonna have?
Male Customer: Uh.. I think I'll have grilled cheese and a Coke.
Pete Dionasopolis: Uh.. [ turns to kitchen ] Grilled cheese?
George Dionasopolis: No grilled cheese.
Pete Dionasopolis: No grilled cheese.
Male Customer: Uh.. cheeseburger and a Coke.
Pete Dionasopolis: Uh, no Coke - Pepsi.
Male Customer: Okay, uh.. Pepsi, and french fries.
Pete Dionasopolis: No fries - chips.
Male Customer: Okay, chips.
Pete Dionasopolis: [ to kitchen ] One cheeseburger, one Pepsi, one chip!
George Dionasopolis: Cheeseburger!
Nico Dionasopolis: Pepsi! Chip! [ throws them onto the counter ]
Pete Dionasopolis: [ to Female Customer ] What do you want?
Female Customer: I'll have a cheeseburger and a small Coke.
Pete Dionasopolis: Uh.. no Coke - Pepsi.
Female Customer: Pepsi.
Pete Dionasopolis: [ to kitchen ] One cheeseburger, one Pepsi!
George Dionasopolis: Cheeseburger!
Sandy Dionasopolis: [ approaches counter with order ] Cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger, four Pepsi, chip.
George Dionasopolis: Cheeseburger! Cheeseburger! Cheeseburger!
Female Customer #2: [ sits down at counter ] Hi ya, Pete. I'll have the usual.
Pete Dionasopolis: [ to kitchen ] Cheeseburger!
George Dionasopolis: Cheeseburger!
Female Customer #2: Hey, I get mixed up. Is he your brother? [ points to Nico ]
Pete Dionasopolis: Him? No. My brother, Mike, he's in the back. George, he's my first cousin, but I treat him like a brother. Sandy, she's my second cousin, but I treat her like a first cousin. Him.. [ points to Nico ] ..he's my third cousin, but I treat him like a fourth cousin, because he's vlahos. You know what that means? Stupid. [ phone rings, so Pete picks it up ] Hello, Olympia Restaurant. That to go? Cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger.. No, no fries - chips. Four chips? Pepsi? No Coke. No orange. No grape. Pepsi. Four Pepsi! Okay, ten minutes.
Male Customer #2: [ sitting down, spots Nico and makes his order ] I'll have a couple of eggs, and sausage - is that link sausage or patty? [ Nico nods ] Link? [ Nico nods ] Link? [ Nico nods ] Uh, link sausage, a large orange juice, and coffee.
Nico Dionasopolis: Cheeseburger?
Male Customer #2: No, I don't want a cheeseburger. Eggs, couple of eggs.. [ Nico nods ] ..eggs.. [ Nico nods ] Do you speak English? [ Nico nods ] Eggs, couple of eggs, over lightly, with sausage.. cafe.. cafe..
Pete Dionasopolis: [ interrupting ] No, no, no, no, no eggs - cheeseburger!
Male Customer #2: When do you stop serving breakfast?
Pete Dionasopolis: Now. No breakfast.
Male Customer #2: No breakfast?
Pete Dionasopolis: Nope.
Male Customer #2: I just want a couple of eggs.
Pete Dionasopolis: No breakfast! Cheeseburger!
Male Customer #2: Shut up! I don't want a cheeseburger!
Pete Dionasopolis: Come on, come on, come on - don't give me that. Come on, let's go, let's go, we gotta have turnover! You want a cheeseburger? Everybody got a cheeseburger, you want a cheeseburger? Come on - cheeseburger?
Male Customer #2: I don't want a cheeseburger! I just got up, it's too early for a cheeseburger!
Pete Dionasopolis: Too early for cheeseburger? Look - [ points around to his customers ] cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger.
[ as Pete says "cheeseburger", George throws cheeseburgers on the grill ]
Pete Dionasopolis: What do you want? What are you gonna have?
Male Customer #2: I'll have a cheeseburger.
Pete Dionasopolis: [ to the kitchen ] One cheeseburger.
George Dionasopolis: No more cheeseburger.
Pete Dionasopolis: [ to customer ] No more cheeseburger.
Male Customer #2: I'll have a hamburger then.
Pete Dionasopolis: [ to the kitchen ] Hamburger.
George Dionasopolis: No more hamburger.
Pete Dionasopolis: No hamburger. No cheeseburger, no hamburger, no burger.
Male Customer #2: How about a couple of eggs, then?
Pete Dionasopolis: [ to the kitchen ] Eggs.
Male Customer #2: Over lightly?
Pete Dionasopolis: Scrambled.
Male Customer #2: Alright, scrambled.
Pete Dionasopolis: And what to drink?
Male Customer #2: Coke.
Pete Dionasopolis: No Coke - Pepsi.
Male Customer #2: Alright. Pepsi.
Pete Dionasopolis: [ to the kitchen ] One Pepsi! [ smacks Nico with a menu ] Pepsi, Pepsi, Pepsi!
Nico Dionasopolis: Pepsi!
[ fade out ]
Director of Sales
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Cheeboigey Cheeboigey Cheeboigey
Petsi Petsi Petsi
Cheeps Cheeps Cheeps!
...
I know this...
This... MEANS Something! This is important.
Great, and deviant minds, and all that..
Curse you, The Jade!
You beat me by 2 minutes!
** spoiler omitted **
Your post is cleaner. I prefer it. I delete mine! (stuck in Greek accent)
Chee-boyga chee-boyga chee-boyga!
Funny, I remembered Buck Henry as male customer #2. Been a while.
Funny, I remembered Buck Henry as male customer #2. Been a while.
I believe it may have been a recurring skit.
Funny, I remembered Buck Henry as male customer #2. Been a while.I believe it may have been a recurring skit.
I think so. I took Buck from another installment and stuck him in this one. Dang, I haven't had any caffeine for weeks, and now I'm dying for a cheeseburger and a coke. No, a coke.
No Coke, Pepsi.
Sorry... it had to be done.
Alright. Pepsi.
Petsi!
Petsi!
Petsi!
If you liked that skit... you'll love the diner scene from Five Easy Pieces.
YOU TELL HER, JACK!
I'd love to see his character enter the the Olympia Cafe.
Coke?No coke. Petsi.
No coke. Petsi.
Cheeboigey?
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If you liked that skit... you'll love the diner scene from Five Easy Pieces.
YOU TELL HER, JACK!
I'd love to see his character enter the the Olympia Cafe.
No tost. Cheeps.
Telegram.
Contributor, RPG Superstar 2008 Top 6
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If you liked that skit... you'll love the diner scene from Five Easy Pieces.
YOU TELL HER, JACK!
I'd love to see his character enter the the Olympia Cafe.
That scene was shot at a Denny's just down the road from me. I wonder how much grief their staff gets as a result of that scene.
Telegram.
Telegram.
Who there?[Scene: A New York apartment. Someone knocks on the door.]
Woman: [not opening the door] Yes?
Voice: (mumbling) Mrs. Arlsburgerhhh?
Woman: What?
Voice: (mumbling) Mrs. Johannesburrrr?
Woman: Who is it?
Candygram.
That scene was shot at a Denny's just down the road from me. I wonder how much grief their staff gets as a result of that scene.If you liked that skit... you'll love the diner scene from Five Easy Pieces.
YOU TELL HER, JACK!
I'd love to see his character enter the the Olympia Cafe.
Never thought of it like that. Must have had every yahoo reciting the scene to the wait staff.
Candygram.
Woman: Candygram, my foot. You get out of here before I call the police. You're the shark, and you know it.
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Never thought of it like that. Must have had every yahoo reciting the scene to the wait staff.That scene was shot at a Denny's just down the road from me. I wonder how much grief their staff gets as a result of that scene.If you liked that skit... you'll love the diner scene from Five Easy Pieces.
YOU TELL HER, JACK!
I'd love to see his character enter the the Olympia Cafe.
Naah..., they just started serving toast.
Candygram.Woman: Candygram, my foot. You get out of here before I call the police. You're the shark, and you know it.
No I'm not. I'm a delivery guy.
Voice: Wait. I-I'm only a dolphin, ma'am.
Woman: A dolphin? Well...okay. [opens door]
Raaaah!
You wouldn't be that tricky landshark that's going around eating people, would you?
Candygram.
Raaaah!
[Huge latex and foam-rubber shark head lunges through open door, chomps down on woman's head, and drags her out of the apartment, all while the Jaws attack music is playing.]
Oww!
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Well, I'll do everything humanly possible. Unfortunately, we barbers aren't gods. You know, medicine is not an exact science, but we are learning all the time. Why, just fifty years ago, they thought a disease like your daughter's was caused by demonic possession or witchcraft. But nowadays we know that Isabelle is suffering from an imbalance of bodily humors, perhaps caused by a toad or a small dwarf living in her stomach.