| Dread Lord Poodle |
For lo, on the ninth day, the Lord took the sacred holy handgrenade and tossed it for Spike, his divine companion. Spike did fetch, getting blown to bits. The Lord grinned, and reformed Spike, as this was a game he enjoyed (Spike rather less so). Spike wherefore did wee on the Lord's loafers in protest, making Him angry.
Thou art cast out of my house The Lord thundered, smiting Spike with the rolled up Heavenly Times.
Spike did yelp, and he did exodus from Heaven's doggy door. Sulking in Eden, he did drop butt apples for the stupid talking monkeys that lived there to find. They were so dumb they thought they had fallen from the Tree of Knowledge. Spike did snicker, and the Lord grew wroth as the talking monkeys did eat the poo, thinking it forbidden.
Thy impertenance will not be tolerated Spike The Lord thundered, wagging a stern finger. Spike was then reduced in size and given curly white hair and a narrow snout, thus becoming the first poodle... Thus it is written in the Book of Armaments, Chapter Seven.
AMEN! YAP!