The 14 kids lady


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Liberty's Edge

I'm through talking about it, but I just wanna know one thing:

what's something really really really really f$+&ing stupid (that wouldn't ruin multiple peoples' lives around me)

that I could do so I could get up on the Today show and get like $100,000 or something?

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Heathansson wrote:

I'm through talking about it, but I just wanna know one thing:

what's something really really really really f%*~ing stupid (that wouldn't ruin multiple peoples' lives around me)

that I could do so I could get up on the Today show and get like $100,000 or something?

Eat 50 eggs?

Liberty's Edge

C'mon. I'm serious here.


Get married to an animal, like a wolf, or something.

Liberty's Edge

I'm married to a human.


Heathansson wrote:
I'm married to a human.

Then make an animal harem. ;)

Liberty's Edge

Is that Sharoth's skull? Coool.

Silver Crusade

Make a website asking for donations so that you can get cloned.

So you can eat it.

Liberty's Edge

Drink a tank of hagfish water

Liberty's Edge

Woah. Would you and 20 million other people give me a nickel for that?

Liberty's Edge

Mothman wrote:
Drink a tank of hagfish water

Jeez. I did that for free. I'm such a cheap whore.

Silver Crusade

Heathansson wrote:

Woah. Would you and 20 million other people give me a nickel for that?

Only if you promise to spend it on playing God and not on beer.

The Exchange

Do something insanely stupid or incredibly brilliant, preferable at the same time.

Liberty's Edge

So what’s the deal with the fourteen kids lady? She had six kids then went and got AI’d and had octuplets? … why?

The Exchange

poor lady was so lonely as a child she just had to have a large family.

Liberty's Edge

I think she's got some issues....to me, it seems that some people are just so....gone, that whatever they do, it just doesn't matter and it no longer shocks me.
It's like, you swim in the ocean, a shark bites your leg off, well it sucks, but that's what sharks do. They're sharks. She's a nutsack, that's all there is to it. That's what nutsacks do. They rampage, and they utterly destroy everybody's life around them with their nutsack ideas.

I just don't know why an M.D. agreed to do that.

Sovereign Court

Heathansson wrote:

what's something really really really really f!%&ing stupid (that wouldn't ruin multiple peoples' lives around me)that I could do so I could get up on the Today show and get like $100,000 or something?

Declare your secession from the U.S. and the creation of the country of Heathsylvania.


Mothman wrote:
So what’s the deal with the fourteen kids lady? She had six kids then went and got AI’d and had octuplets? … why?

No to mention, she is a single mom, and was already on government assistance...

Liberty's Edge

Crimson Jester wrote:
poor lady was so lonely as a child she just had to have a large family.

Seriously.

That is what she has said in interviews.

The Exchange

Heathansson wrote:

I think she's got some issues....to me, it seems that some people are just so....gone, that whatever they do, it just doesn't matter and it no longer shocks me.

It's like, you swim in the ocean, a shark bites your leg off, well it sucks, but that's what sharks do. They're sharks. She's a nutsack, that's all there is to it.

I just don't know why an M.D. agreed to do that.

I think M.D.'s got some issues....to me, it seems that some people are just so....gone, that whatever they do, it just doesn't matter and it no longer shocks me.

It's like, you swim in the ocean, a shark bites your leg off, well it sucks, but that's what sharks do. They're sharks. She's a nutsack, that's all there is to it.

Seems to me it just takes more then one NUT to fill the basket

Liberty's Edge

I think she's a "crazy cat lady" collection neurosis, only with kids.

Liberty's Edge

Callous Jack wrote:
Heathansson wrote:

what's something really really really really f!%&ing stupid (that wouldn't ruin multiple peoples' lives around me)that I could do so I could get up on the Today show and get like $100,000 or something?

Declare your secession from the U.S. and the creation of the country of Heathsylvania.

I'm looking for crazy ideas.

The Exchange

Samuel Weiss wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
poor lady was so lonely as a child she just had to have a large family.

Seriously.

That is what she has said in interviews.

From what I heard.. Yes but I did not double check so there maybe more to it then that.

Sovereign Court

Heathansson wrote:
Declare your secession from the U.S. and the creation of the country of Heathsylvania.
I'm looking for crazy ideas.

Appoint a talking hamburger as your vice-president.

Liberty's Edge

Callous Jack wrote:
Heathansson wrote:
Declare your secession from the U.S. and the creation of the country of Heathsylvania.
I'm looking for crazy ideas.
Appoint a talking hamburger as your vice-president.

I bet Obama wishes he thought of that right about now.

Liberty's Edge

Is he hungry?


Lady, your uterus is NOT a frakking clown car!

Also, eff you for making me agree with Bill O'Reilly. That's still leaving a bad taste in my mouth.

Also also, eff Bill O'Reilly

Liberty's Edge

Sean, hows things, haven't seen you around for a while.

Liberty's Edge

Sean, Minister of KtSP wrote:

Lady, your uterus is NOT a frakking clown car!

Also, eff you for making me agree with Bill O'Reilly. That's still leaving a bad taste in my mouth.

Also also, eff Bill O'Reilly

I know, right?

I saw the thing where he was starting to yell at that blonde lady...it looked like he was trying to check himself somewhat.

Liberty's Edge

Maybe somebody should give her some money if she agrees to get a tubal ligation.


Howdy gang! I'm... mostly okay. I've been through complete and total hell over the last eight months or so, plus being super super busy with work. The hellish stuff has mostly calmed down, and should be gone completely soon. I felt it was time to start poking my head back in here, and Heathy's Clown Car Uterus Lady thread seemed as good a place as any.

It's good to be back, and good to see everyone's pixels.

The Exchange

Nicer to see you then some clown car lady.

Liberty's Edge

Aww, jeez I wish I could rename the thread now....

"Heathy's Clown Car Uterus Lady" just has what the Japanese call waza in spades.

The Exchange

Heathansson wrote:

Aww, jeez I wish I could rename the thread now....

"Heathy's Clown Car Uterus Lady" just has what the Japanese call waza in spades.

World Association of Zoos and Aquariums (WAZA) ????

Liberty's Edge

Heathansson wrote:

I think she's got some issues....to me, it seems that some people are just so....gone, that whatever they do, it just doesn't matter and it no longer shocks me.

It's like, you swim in the ocean, a shark bites your leg off, well it sucks, but that's what sharks do. They're sharks. She's a nutsack, that's all there is to it. That's what nutsacks do. They rampage, and they utterly destroy everybody's life around them with their nutsack ideas.

I just don't know why an M.D. agreed to do that.

Nutsacks come in all shapes, sizes, and occupations...


Apparently the MD who implanted this woman is considered super-skeevy by other AI doctors, because he has no ethical problems helping women turn their uteruses into clown cars.

Liberty's Edge

houstonderek wrote:
Heathansson wrote:

I think she's got some issues....to me, it seems that some people are just so....gone, that whatever they do, it just doesn't matter and it no longer shocks me.

It's like, you swim in the ocean, a shark bites your leg off, well it sucks, but that's what sharks do. They're sharks. She's a nutsack, that's all there is to it. That's what nutsacks do. They rampage, and they utterly destroy everybody's life around them with their nutsack ideas.

I just don't know why an M.D. agreed to do that.

Nutsacks come in all shapes, sizes, and occupations...

Yup. While I’m sure they’re the exception rather than the rule, there are certainly some nutjob MDs out there.


Do a one-wolfman show of the greatest hits from the Gong Show?

I'd pay a nickel to see that.

Liberty's Edge

You're male, Heathy. All the best ways to get that kind of attention are reserved for females, because they revolve are scandals about sex and babies.


Heathansson wrote:

I'm through talking about it, but I just wanna know one thing:

what's something really really really really f@@~ing stupid (that wouldn't ruin multiple peoples' lives around me)

that I could do so I could get up on the Today show and get like $100,000 or something?

Claim you dontated the sperm and now you want a share of the donations she's receiving. That should get you on the Today show and possible some money.


EileenProphetofIstus wrote:
Heathansson wrote:

I'm through talking about it, but I just wanna know one thing:

what's something really really really really f@@~ing stupid (that wouldn't ruin multiple peoples' lives around me)

that I could do so I could get up on the Today show and get like $100,000 or something?

Claim you dontated the sperm and now you want a share of the donations she's receiving. That should get you on the Today show and possible some money.

The question becomes: Does getting $100K outweigh a paternity claim on 14 kids? ... <shudder>

Scarab Sages

Sean, Minister of KtSP wrote:
Apparently the MD who implanted this woman is considered super-skeevy by other AI doctors, because he has no ethical problems helping women turn their uteruses into clown cars.

I've heard that he is now being investigated by the state Department of Health, so at least some good has coe of this. Otherwise, I think the woman should be left to her own devices and not receive one cent of government assistance.


Heathansson wrote:
I'm through talking about it, but I just wanna know one thing: what's something really really really really f#@@ing stupid (that wouldn't ruin multiple peoples' lives around me) that I could do so I could get up on the Today show and get like $100,000 or something?

I remember some guy on the internet was chopping off a digit on his webcam for every $10'000 or so. You could do the same, but with the body part of your choice.

I'd really like to get a winning idea like this. Even a small amount of cash could solve some problems....

Peace,

tfad


Get a sex change then get pregnant. Oh wait, some chick/dude already did that but in reverse. Now if a guy could pull it off...

Liberty's Edge

Trey wrote:

Do a one-wolfman show of the greatest hits from the Gong Show?

I'd pay a nickel to see that.

I'll double that nickel if he can do the "Gene Gene the Dancing Machine" act and make me believe it!

Dark Archive

Heathansson wrote:

Aww, jeez I wish I could rename the thread now....

"Heathy's Clown Car Uterus Lady" just has what the Japanese call waza in spades.

If you opened Heathy's Clown Car Uterus Lady Dealership, that might get you a date with Matt Lauer.


Kassil wrote:
You're male, Heathy. All the best ways to get that kind of attention are reserved for females, because they revolve are scandals about sex and babies.

Although, if he claimed to be the real father of Bristol Palin's baby, that fits the scandle profile.

Liberty's Edge

Major Monogram wrote:
Kassil wrote:
You're male, Heathy. All the best ways to get that kind of attention are reserved for females, because they revolve are scandals about sex and babies.
Although, if he claimed to be the real father of Bristol Palin's baby, that fits the scandle profile.

Meh....I don't go out of my way to aggrivate the gun-toting.


Emperor7 wrote:
Now if a guy could pull it off...

Aye, there's the rub.


Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Emperor7 wrote:
Now if a guy could pull it off...
Aye, there's the rub.

LMAO. I think if you pull it off you automatically go blind.

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