KC vs. his own face----FIGHT!

[Heathansson]

So I can pwn him and quit derailing the calendar thread...

KC, quit slapping yourself in the face; you allready are goofy looking enough.

[Ocean]

teeheeheeheehee!!!

[Johnathan Livingston]

The vultures are busy so I filling in for them.

*begins to circle over head*

[Heathansson]

Poor feller....a kobold won't even slake your hunger for five minutes.
With those stringy little muscles.

[Johnathan Livingston]

I was planing on using the scales to re-tile my nest. The rest would be lunch snacks for the chicks, dam kids are always hungry.

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

Here's the fight thread. Intless.

[Kobold Catgirl]

Poor little Heathy...he's so delusional, he sees me hiding my face he thinks I'm attacking myself. Or, more accurately, he hopes. I'm actually hiding my face because I don't want people to know I know him.

[Heathansson]

Where'd the two black eyes come from?

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

Burrrrrn1!!

[TriOmegaZero]

He walked into a door. Twice.

[Heathansson]

He is about doorknob level.

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

hwhwhwahwahwa!!!

[Heathansson]

punk kobolds anyway.

[Kobold Catgirl]

Heathansson wrote:

punk kobolds anyway.

Silly Heathy...he thinks that by making a bunch of aliases mock me, he's 'popular'. He also thinks that people thoughts that picture he showed was funny. Poor, delusional Heathy.

[Heathansson]

I am popular. People send me presents in the mail. And not just your mom, either.

[little yappy dog]

Yap! Yap-yap-yap! YAP!!! ~Pees on Heathy's leg and then goes and bites KC's leg~ Yap!!!

[Heathansson]

WTF!

[little yappy dog]

Heathansson wrote:

WTF!

Grrrrrrrrr!!!!!

[little yappy dog]

Yap!!! Yap-yap-yap!!!

[Heathansson]

So this makes it a cr 1/6 encounter.

[little yappy dog]

Heathansson wrote:

So this makes it a cr 1/6 encounter.

~chases after Heathy's tail~ YAP!!! Grrrrrrrr!!!!! CHOMP ~gets heathy's tail and drags it around, with Heathy attached to it~

[Heathansson]

Punk little kobold, [url=smurf][/url] ain't got nothin' to say now.

[little yappy dog]

~starts to dig a hole to bury Heathy's tail~

[Heathansson]

wags tail. LYD flies into a woodchipper.
continues wagging tail.

[little yappy dog]

Heathansson wrote:

wags tail. LYD flies into a woodchipper.

continues wagging tail.

~comes back, madder than Hell and BITES Heathy on the rump~ GRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!

[little yappy dog]

~tears a hunk of flesh out and then trots away, happy as can be~ yap, yap yappy yap!

[Heathansson]

Ouch!
Pulls LYD off of glute max by the tail. Ties him by the tail to the rear view mirror of the wolfmobile as a decoration.

[little yappy dog]

Heathansson wrote:

Ouch!

Pulls LYD off of glute max by the tail. Ties him by the tail to the rear view mirror of the wolfmobile as a decoration.

YEA-AP!!! ~whines~

[Heathansson]

Blasts him with a boat horn.

"Shyaddap!!!"

[little yappy dog]

Heathansson wrote:

Blasts him with a boat horn.

"Shyaddap!!!"

Grrrrrrr!!!! ~snaps at you and claws at the air, mad again~

[Heathansson]

Hits the breaks...

[little yappy dog]

Heathansson wrote:

Hits the breaks...

~the rope holding me to the car breaks and the dog goes flying off into the ditch~ YEIPE!!!!

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

Get out of my ditch!

[little yappy dog]

Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:

Get out of my ditch!

~sniffs you for a minute and then turns my nose up in disgust and trots away~ yip.

[Cheshire Cat]

I'll distract the ankle-biter for you Heathy. Hey little puppy, remember me?

[little yappy dog]

Cheshire Cat wrote:

I'll distract the ankle-biter for you Heathy. Hey little puppy, remember me?

~turns my head and glares at you, seeing one of my hated foes~ Grrrrrrrr! ~slowly starts to turn towards you, my body crouched to the ground, ready to pounce and tear the life out of the cat~

[Cheshire Cat]

little yappy dog wrote:

Cheshire Cat wrote:

I'll distract the ankle-biter for you Heathy. Hey little puppy, remember me?

~turns my head and glares at you, seeing one of my hated foes~ Grrrrrrrr! ~slowly starts to turn towards you, my body crouched to the ground, ready to pounce and tear the life out of the cat~

*notices the aggressiveness of the dog* *becomes nervous* Heh,heh,heh. That time I maced you was all in good fun you know. I didn't mean anything by it.

[Heathansson]

Points wand at LYD. Says magic word. LYD turns into a mouse.

"Soup's on!"

[Cheshire Cat]

Heathansson wrote:

Points wand at LYD. Says magic word. LYD turns into a mouse.

"Soup's on!"

Thanks for the save Heathy. *Looks at the mouse* Time now for my dinner.*Chases mouse*

[Little Yappy Mouse]

Cheshire Cat wrote:

Heathansson wrote:

Points wand at LYD. Says magic word. LYD turns into a mouse.

"Soup's on!"

Thanks for the save Heathy. *Looks at the mouse* Time now for my dinner.*Chases mouse*

Sqeak!?!?!?! ~looks at the mosnter cat that is after me and runs into a hole nearby~

[Cheshire Cat]

Little Yappy Mouse wrote:

Cheshire Cat wrote:

Heathansson wrote:

Points wand at LYD. Says magic word. LYD turns into a mouse.

"Soup's on!"

Thanks for the save Heathy. *Looks at the mouse* Time now for my dinner.*Chases mouse*

Sqeak!?!?!?! ~looks at the mosnter cat that is after me and runs into a hole nearby~

*Puts paw into hole* Come here you!

[Little Yappy Mouse]

Cheshire Cat wrote:

Little Yappy Mouse wrote:

Cheshire Cat wrote:

Heathansson wrote:

Points wand at LYD. Says magic word. LYD turns into a mouse.

"Soup's on!"

Thanks for the save Heathy. *Looks at the mouse* Time now for my dinner.*Chases mouse*

Sqeak!?!?!?! ~looks at the mosnter cat that is after me and runs into a hole nearby~

*Puts paw into hole* Come here you!

Sqeak, sqeak, sqeak, sqeak!

Spoiler:

Translation "I haven't had my rabies shot!

CHOMP!!! ~bites Cheshire Cat's paw~

[Cheshire Cat]

Little Yappy Mouse wrote:

Cheshire Cat wrote:

Little Yappy Mouse wrote:

Cheshire Cat wrote:

Heathansson wrote:

Points wand at LYD. Says magic word. LYD turns into a mouse.

"Soup's on!"

Thanks for the save Heathy. *Looks at the mouse* Time now for my dinner.*Chases mouse*

Sqeak!?!?!?! ~looks at the mosnter cat that is after me and runs into a hole nearby~

*Puts paw into hole* Come here you!

Sqeak, sqeak, sqeak, sqeak! ** spoiler omitted ** CHOMP!!! ~bites Cheshire Cat's paw~

ROWRRRR! You little &%$#%*&! I'm outta here. You're not worth the trouble.

[Little Yappy Mouse]

Cheshire Cat wrote:

Little Yappy Mouse wrote:

Cheshire Cat wrote:

Little Yappy Mouse wrote:

Cheshire Cat wrote:

Heathansson wrote:

Points wand at LYD. Says magic word. LYD turns into a mouse.

"Soup's on!"

Thanks for the save Heathy. *Looks at the mouse* Time now for my dinner.*Chases mouse*

Sqeak!?!?!?! ~looks at the mosnter cat that is after me and runs into a hole nearby~

*Puts paw into hole* Come here you!

Sqeak, sqeak, sqeak, sqeak! ** spoiler omitted ** CHOMP!!! ~bites Cheshire Cat's paw~

ROWRRRR! You little &%$#%*&! I'm outta here. You're not worth the trouble.

~runs out real quick and bites your tail, then runs back into the hole~ Squeak! Squeak! Squeak!!!

Spoiler:

~Laughter~

[Cheshire Cat]

Little Yappy Mouse wrote:

~runs out real quick and bites your tail, then runs back into the hole~ Squeak! Squeak! Squeak!!!

** spoiler omitted **

That's it little mouse! This is war! *Goes to Acme Depot to get some dynamite, comes back to the mouse hole* *Lights a stick of dynamite and throws into hole, gets far back for safety* Hasta la vista, baby! BOOM!!!

[Little Yappy Mouse]

Cheshire Cat wrote:

Little Yappy Mouse wrote:

~runs out real quick and bites your tail, then runs back into the hole~ Squeak! Squeak! Squeak!!!

** spoiler omitted **

That's it little mouse! This is war! *Goes to Acme Depot to get some dynamite, comes back to the mouse hole* *Lights a stick of dynamite and throws into hole, gets far back for safety* Hasta la vista, baby! BOOM!!!

~you get the decoy rat as I take aim with my sniper BB gun~ SQUEAK! ~puff~ ~you get hit in the rear with a pellet from my BB gun and I have already moved~

[Cheshire Cat]

Little Yappy Mouse wrote:

Cheshire Cat wrote:

Little Yappy Mouse wrote:

~runs out real quick and bites your tail, then runs back into the hole~ Squeak! Squeak! Squeak!!!

** spoiler omitted **

That's it little mouse! This is war! *Goes to Acme Depot to get some dynamite, comes back to the mouse hole* *Lights a stick of dynamite and throws into hole, gets far back for safety* Hasta la vista, baby! BOOM!!!

~you get the decoy rat as I take aim with my sniper BB gun~ SQUEAK! ~puff~ ~you get hit in the rear with a pellet from my BB gun and I have already moved~

OUCH!! *Muses to himself how this is turning into a bad Tom & Jerry cartoon.* *runs away from thread because he knows he's lost this battle, but not the war* We shall meet again little friend.

[Lemmiwinks]

A small pink gerbil wanders into the fracas

Squee!

[Kobold Catgirl]

Poor Tom...he's always getting beat up by that jerk Jerry.
Heathy, I have realized how immature I am being, to bother lowering myself to fight with you. My apologies. You 'win'. Here's the 'Special' Prize.
*Hands Heathy a dead rat, and hightails it*

[Heathansson]

*steps on KC's tail. It snaps, breaks off, and the inertia sends the wanky Kobold flat on his face.

"I'm going fishing with your tail, Kobold."