
Diego Bastet |

I love the forum monster, he's my friend. I feel him many posts so now he comes when I call. I'm trying to train him to eat certain people's posts but he hasn't picked up that trick yet.
Good forum monster. Here's a post for you to eat.
Oh my, wasn't it Dennis da Ogre? Now just Ogre?
Anyway, I missed you green face at my time away.

Dennis da Ogre |

0gre wrote:I love the forum monster, he's my friend. I feel him many posts so now he comes when I call. I'm trying to train him to eat certain people's posts but he hasn't picked up that trick yet.
Good forum monster. Here's a post for you to eat.
Oh my, wasn't it Dennis da Ogre? Now just Ogre?
Anyway, I missed you green face at my time away.
Actually it was just 0gre first. Dennis da Ogre is an alias

Lathiira |

When someone finds this critter, I'm going to have to conduct multiple years of observational studies on it. Where it lairs, life cycle, how it reproduces, size of litter, lifespan, favored habitat, and so on. No one gets to shoot it till I'm done. When I'm finished, I'll publish and breeze through a Ph.D.
When I'm done, though, Heathy can load it full of buckshot till it sinks, I don't care.

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When someone finds this critter, I'm going to have to conduct multiple years of observational studies on it. Where it lairs, life cycle, how it reproduces, size of litter, lifespan, favored habitat, and so on. No one gets to shoot it till I'm done. When I'm finished, I'll publish and breeze through a Ph.D.
When I'm done, though, Heathy can load it full of buckshot till it sinks, I don't care.
Yeah, try getting that one by ethics approval.

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You really gotta leave that crap at the door with your ethics.
It's a monster, not a fawn.
Next thing, you'll want rights for extratesticals.
Ya got me wrong, Mr. Wulf. I said that ethics wouldn't let it fly. I didn't say they shouldn't. Hunting monsters should be allowed.
Hunting people ... maybe sometimes. I say, if someone signs a waiver and it is in somewhat good for the advancement of knowledge you ought to be able to trap them in elevators, prop open their eyeballs with tape and toothpicks, startle them with loud noises, and make them bunk down with Sebastian. Ethics review boards won't let that stuf fly.
Oh, and my extratesticals DO have rights.

Diego Bastet |

GET IT! I'm getting it and stating it so i can make a new Monster Manual with it!
SOMEONE GRAB IT!
I'll rip you into pieces your sh@#$ piece of sh@#, because of so many good jokes and paraboles you made me waste in so many different topics, and for that time, you remember, when I was going to post that perfect and incredible fix I had just imaginated and could never think again your little pi@#$% fu@#$ fu@#$%#!!! Grrrrrrrrr!!!

Dennis da Ogre |

The post monster is a virtual life form that has a secret crush on Gary Tater. That's why whenever Gary is gone for more than 2 days it flails about and brings the boards to it's knees, it is pining for him. It steals our posts so it can recombine them into a giant digital love sonnet about it's unrequited love for Gary.

Dogbert |

The post monster is a virtual life form that has a secret crush on Gary Tater. That's why whenever Gary is gone for more than 2 days it flails about and brings the boards to it's knees, it is pining for him. It steals our posts so it can recombine them into a giant digital love sonnet about it's unrequited love for Gary.
Ok that's all very interesting but let's get to the juicy bits, what's its CR and treasure?

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Ubermench wrote:I have a theroy that the Forum monster is actually the subconsious manifestion of Cosmo's disire to irratate random posters.Like in Forbidden Planet!
Yah kinda like that. He spends all day dealing with demanding customers that leads to a lot of repressed rage and then it seeps out of his subconscious to irk random posters.

Diego Bastet |

About that question: Are there new rules for Leadership? At my actual game I think I'm having a little problem with effective party level and xp handling, and maybe new rules could help.
Ps: If you are going to say "yes", please, at least point me in the direction. Saying "Yes, there is!" and only this does not help.

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I think the forum monster is called *Cancel*
and its snuggling right between *Preview* and *Submit Post*
Parents have been telling their children that there is no forum monster for some time now, just so's the kids can get to sleep at night. But, I assure you, it is Very Real.

Steven Purcell |

Agi Hammerthief wrote:Not always. Sometimes you hit a button and it automagically sends you to Paizo's home page instead of back to the message boards.I think the forum monster is called *Cancel*
and its snuggling right between *Preview* and *Submit Post*
Yeah and when it does that it usually logs you out in the process because you took too long to post. Here's a hint: if you have something long to post type it in word, wordpad, etc. then copy and paste it to the boards-more likely to work and even if it doesn't, you still have what you wanted to say so you can re-enter it later.