Go forth Smurfs! Smurf it to 'em!
Release the smurfs of war
Zhe Jacks have hired me to make zhem some froggie soup du jour! Mais oui!
Zhe Jacks have hired me to make zhem some froggie soup du jour! Mais oui!
Don't forget the frog legs!
Zhe Jacks have hired me to make zhem some froggie soup du jour! Mais oui!Don't forget the frog legs!
*Le CHOP, CHOP, CHOP!*
Smurf want to eat frogs!
Mmm! I bet the big frog already has a spicy cajun flavor! Smurfs swarm!
Hey...where did all the other smurfs go???
They're taking up flanking...I mean SMURFING positions behind the frog!
Quick smurfs, grab one leg and retreat to the kitchen!
We smurfs may be numerous, but that toad can bilocate!
Take a hike frenchy, sluuuurrrrppp.
I em prepared for you, seely Devil Frog, I brought my trusty good-aligned cleaver +5!
En garde!
The smurfs will all aid ally! You can't miss!
The Frog Pond is in a dead magic area. SO you just got a fancy cuter there... The only magic that works here its ours!
So, go smurf yourself french chef!
*Steals cleaver.*
Yes, but he can't cut anything without his knife.
But you forgot about his razor wit.
*B'dum shh* clever!
Ahh. Probably the most dangerous enemy has a sharp mind and sharp weapon.
Oy! We be sidetrackin! Back to bein' froggies!
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Quite right lickatoad.
The Tadpole song
By the stream a little tadpole
topsy-turvy swimming here and there
it's hind legs 'sook'
it's front legs 'sook'
jumping up and down it has turned into a frog
topsy-turvy topsy turvy
topsy turvy little tadpole
it's hind legs 'sook'
it's front legs 'sook'
jumping up and down it has turned into a frog
Oy! Das good likkle song. You havta make a froggy alias! An I make you an 'onerary membew
Oy! Das good likkle song. You havta make a froggy alias! An I make you an 'onerary membew
Someone said there’d be hors d'oeuvres and champagne here and all I find is psychoactive toads, how dreadful.
As long as I’m here pass me a toad won’t you. That’s a good chap.
Why hewwo der, ana welcome to da Froggy Pond.
**RIBBIT**
eats a sm... little blue creature
*GROARRK!!*
We need more froggies and toadies to liven up the chat.
*Goes out to fetch she-frogies and toadies*
*sees attractive she-frog*
Oy, honey. Yous wanna comin' back to my's place lata ons?
*brilliant smile*
*Pulls out and waves around a huge roll of hundreds*
Concierge Flys for all and double for the lovely toadettes.
{Peeking through the reeds and cat tails.]
I knew you froggies must like singin whiles sittin on yr lilly pads!
*Catches lotta flies*
Hey, looky there, its the Crocodile Hunter! Come to study some frogs?
I was disappointed when my earlier overtures t' you froggies produced nada...thought maybe your singin was limited t' yr natural habitat or summat.
To the tune of Blue Danube
*GROARK* *GROARK* *GROARK* *GROAARRK* *GROOOAAARK*
*GROK* *GROK*
*GROK* *GROK*