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Frak or Gorram, which is the best fakey TV swear?

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Gorramn it, Mal...

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Lylo wrote:


Frak or Gorram, which is the best fakey TV swear?

um the second one isn't fake it's just in Chinese and therefore could pass the censors except in china where it was bleeped.

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Crimson Jester wrote:
Lylo wrote:


Frak or Gorram, which is the best fakey TV swear?
um the second one isn't fake it's just in Chinese and therefore could pass the censors except in china where it was bleeped.

This site disagrees.

'Course, they could be wrong.

I don't know, I don't speak any chinese.

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Crimson Jester wrote:
um the second one isn't fake it's just in Chinese and therefore could pass the censors except in china where it was bleeped.

Umn, I don't think gorram is chinese but a made up word to sound like...well you know.

Edit: Beat to the punch.

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Crimson Jester wrote:
Lylo wrote:


Frak or Gorram, which is the best fakey TV swear?
um the second one isn't fake it's just in Chinese and therefore could pass the censors except in china where it was bleeped.

I don't think "Gorram" is Chinese - it's "God damn" with a Wild West-ish twist.

EDIT: Ninja'd x2!

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Also, to answer the original question, I think "gorram" worked better in the context of its show and really helped set the mood. You could actually see how our swear word would evolve into gorram in that culture.

"Frak" is more of a transparent attempt to get past the censors, but I would say it's the one that's more fun to use in real life.


Don't know if it is well known enough but "smeg" from red dwarf was a hell of a swear. It was used as curse to get round the british censor and they though it was just a fictional word. Turns out they stole it from medical slang. WARNING the spoiler below is pretty foul.

Spoiler:
Smeg it turned out was a term for the dried poo and urine that collected on paralysed or otherwise incapable patients. Pretty nasty.

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Noy Jitat!

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Callous Jack wrote:
Noy Jitat!

Yay for Pirates of Dark Water! Gimme my minga-melon you monkey-bird!

PS - Back in the early 80s the fashionable D&D fake swear was "Garn!"

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Jason Nelson wrote:


Yay for Pirates of Dark Water! Gimme my minga-melon you monkey-bird!

Chongo-Longo!


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Frell!

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Smeg!!

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TANJ DAMMIT!!

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Son of a Hazmot!

(From the Stargate parody of Farscape in the 200th episode. Note: must be said with outrageously exaggerated Australian accent.)

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Gary Teter wrote:
TANJ DAMMIT!!

Ringworld FTW!

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Frak or maybe Smeg. Easier to use in general use I find than Gorram.

I have caught myself using Frak the day after a mini marathon of BSG.


Frak. It does a better job of conveying the same feeling as the word it is meant to fill in for.

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"F#@$ing... what the f#$$ing f&@%... who the f&&~ f~+!ed this f%+!ing... how did you two f&%+ing f*!@s... F@&$!!!"

If you can tell me what movie that's from, I will love you.

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Frak. More dynamic.

Also, what the frell?

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The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:

"f@@#ing... what the f@@#ing f@@#... who the f@@# f@@#ed this f@@#ing... how did you two f@@#ing f@@#s... f@@#!!!"

If you can tell me what movie that's from, I will love you.

Would love to but um cant read it.

What the frak is it?

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Crimson Jester wrote:
The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:

"f@@#ing... what the f@@#ing f@@#... who the f@@# f@@#ed this f@@#ing... how did you two f@@#ing f@@#s... f@@#!!!"

If you can tell me what movie that's from, I will love you.

Would love to but um cant read it.

What the frak is it?

David dellaRocca: "f@@#ing... what the f@@#ing f@@#... who the f@@# f@@#ed this f@@#ing... how did you two f@@#ing f@@#s... f@@#!!!"

Conor McManus: "Well, that certainly illustrates the diversity of the word."
- The Boondock Saints

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The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:

"f@@#ing... what the f@@#ing f@@#... who the f@@# f@@#ed this f@@#ing... how did you two f@@#ing f@@#s... f@@#!!!"

If you can tell me what movie that's from, I will love you.

Would love to but um cant read it.

What the frak is it?

David dellaRocca: "f@@#ing... what the f@@#ing f@@#... who the f@@# f@@#ed this f@@#ing... how did you two f@@#ing f@@#s... f@@#!!!"

Conor McManus: "Well, that certainly illustrates the diversity of the word."
- The Boondock Saints

You may hate me but I have never seen the movie. I have friends that have threatened to tie me to the chair and force me to watch.

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Crimson Jester wrote:
You may hate me but I have never seen the movie. I have friends that have threatened to tie me to the chair and force me to watch.

Submit to peer pressure. You don't know what you're missing.

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Gary Teter wrote:
TANJ DAMMIT!!

TANSTAAFL right back at you!


(rolls through)


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Kusote! :slaphead:

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Frak is a great expletive - "FRAK! I just cut my thumb off!" Also a good imperative - "Go frak yourself." But it doesn't work as well as an adjective - "Hey, that's my fraking foot!"

Frell is a better adjective than expletive - "That's frelling stupid." works whereas "FRELL! My car's on fire!" just doesn't carry enough emotive weight. Decent imperative - "Why don't you all just frell off?"

Gorram has more of an oath feel to it than an expletive. "Gorram! What were you thinking?!" rather than "Aw, GORRAM! My zipper is stuck again." Nice adjective, even without the typical -ing - "Who peed in my gorram cheerios?" Doesn't work as an imperative at all; if I tell someone to go gorram their mother... I have no idea what would happen.

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Jason Nelson wrote:
Back in the early 80s the fashionable D&D fake swear was "Garn!"

What's the origin?


I use all three, so I can't really complain. :P

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"What in the smegging name of smegging smeg have you smegging well done you smegging smegger!?"


Car Rental Agent: [cheerfully] Welcome to Marathon, may I help you?

Neal: Yes.

Car Rental Agent: How may I help you?

Neal: You can start by wiping that frakking dumb-ass smile off your rosey, frakking, cheeks! Then you can give me a frakking automobile: a frakking Datsun, a frakking Toyota, a frakking Mustang, a frakking Buick! Four frakking wheels and a seat!

Car Rental Agent: I really don't care for the way you're speaking to me.

Neal: And I really don't care for the way your company left me in the middle of frakking nowhere with frakking keys to a frakking car that isn't frakking there. And I really didn't care to frakking walk down a frakking highway and across a frakking runway to get back here to have you smile in my frakking face. I want a frakking car RIGHT FRAKKING NOW!

Car Rental Agent: May I see your rental agreement?

Neal: I threw it away.

Car Rental Agent: Oh boy.

Neal: Oh boy, what?

Car Rental Agent: You're frakked!

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