Oh how I love to instigate. Just be thankful I am here in Off-Topic and not trolling the 4e forums.
So put down your money and let’s see these two go at it. Or not. Maybe this thread can get me on the top of both of their lists.
The great and wise Lord Sebastian couldn't lose to a mere puppy upstart. unthinkable!
I wager my pony. every cultist get's a pony.
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I'm going to short-cut this process and declare victory. Heathy won't show on this thread, or if he does, it'll be to delcare that he's not even going to sully himself with a fight. Given that I have no issues attacking an unarmed, non-provoking individual, I will smear him into the ground.
VICTORY!!!
VICTORY!!!
YAY! Praise be to the great and honerable Lord Sebastian. So great he doesn't even need to fight to win! Victory! WOOO! Now on to the chanting and bowing portion of the evening.
I also don't lose my pony! yay! don't know what i'd do without sunbeam...but now what? what was the odds? how many more ponies did I win?
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I'm going to short-cut this process and declare victory. Heathy won't show on this thread, or if he does, it'll be to delcare that he's not even going to sully himself with a fight. Given that I have no issues attacking an unarmed, non-provoking individual, I will smear him into the ground.
VICTORY!!!
Crap! I couldn't even get my wager down before Sebastian declared victory.
VICTORY!!!
Your Ego is unzipped again.
meh. 50 gold on Heathy and the Bella Sara Kid talking each other to death.
Argh! My eyes! I'm blind! Zip it back!VICTORY!!!Your Ego is unzipped again.
~cough, hack, wheeze~
Note to self - Don't drink anything while reading anything at Paizo.com !!!
50gp on not understanding anything Heathy posts and 200gp on Sebastian declaring victory before…oops. Nevermind.
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I'm going to short-cut this process and declare victory. Heathy won't show on this thread, or if he does, it'll be to delcare that he's not even going to sully himself with a fight. Given that I have no issues attacking an unarmed, non-provoking individual, I will smear him into the ground.
VICTORY!!!
I knew you would win. I bet you have more posts than him today also....
He's such a light-weight anymore!;P
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VICTORY!!!YAY! Praise be to the great and honerable Lord Sebastian. So great he doesn't even need to fight to win! Victory! WOOO! Now on to the chanting and bowing portion of the evening.
I also don't lose my pony! yay! don't know what i'd do without sunbeam...but now what? what was the odds? how many more ponies did I win?
Odds were stacked in Sebastian's favor......I think with the rate of exchange you get a days worth of butter.
I'm not sure our resident warwoof has enough a grasp on reality to even know what Sebastian's saying. So I don't think there will be a true victor. Sebastian has already claimed victory, and Heathy won't even know what that means, making Sebastian's victory meaningless. I think it'll be a draw.
(In case I'm wrong, put me down for 100 gp on Sebastian.)
Odds were stacked in Sebastian's favor......I think with the rate of exchange you get a days worth of butter.VICTORY!!!YAY! Praise be to the great and honerable Lord Sebastian. So great he doesn't even need to fight to win! Victory! WOOO! Now on to the chanting and bowing portion of the evening.
I also don't lose my pony! yay! don't know what i'd do without sunbeam...but now what? what was the odds? how many more ponies did I win?
YAY! butter to go on the toast that will be served with Kool-Aid in the after fight victory party!
I can just see a copycat "Monk vs Werewolf... FIGHT!" thread coming out of this.
Heathy's pulling a Bobby Fisher.
Fear the werewolf.
I can just see a copycat "Monk vs Werewolf... FIGHT!" thread coming out of this.
You would be just the man to start it, too.
Is it flattery or narcissism to copy someone who is copying you?
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Great.
Get me in a foul mood, so I has to go agin my interweb vow of pacifism.
I drive to the house and what do I hear on the funny guy on the radio?
"When I'm 70, I'm going to be a heroin addict."
WHAT. THE. F.
He's stealing one of my best bits that I actually made up myself and everything. Ashhat. Where's my royalties, you unfunny git? Did you write the Red Dragon Interview too?
Just...just....back away from the thread. The hair on my knuckles is growing like I just went swimming in a vat of radioactive rogaine. This is the legendary wolfwarp coming on. I'm gonna eat the damn moon when I'm done laying down the smax. Then I'm gonna take a big moonrock-laden dump on a housing development in San Diego. It's Ragnarok time, byoches. Do YOU KNOW WHERE YOUR VANIR ARE!!!???!!!
YAY! butter to go on the toast that will be served with Kool-Aid in the after fight victory party!Odds were stacked in Sebastian's favor......I think with the rate of exchange you get a days worth of butter.VICTORY!!!YAY! Praise be to the great and honerable Lord Sebastian. So great he doesn't even need to fight to win! Victory! WOOO! Now on to the chanting and bowing portion of the evening.
I also don't lose my pony! yay! don't know what i'd do without sunbeam...but now what? what was the odds? how many more ponies did I win?
OH YEAH!
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Great.
Get me in a foul mood, so I has to go agin my interweb vow of pacifism.I drive to the house and what do I hear on the funny guy on the radio?
"When I'm 70, I'm going to be a heroin addict."
WHAT. THE. F.
He's stealing one of my best bits that I actually made up myself and everything. Ashhat. Where's my royalties, you unfunny git? Did you write the Red Dragon Interview too?Just...just....back away from the thread. The hair on my knuckles is growing like I just went swimming in a vat of radioactive rogaine. This is the legendary wolfwarp coming on. I'm gonna eat the damn moon when I'm done laying down the smax. Then I'm gonna take a big moonrock-laden dump on a housing development in San Diego. It's Ragnarok time, byoches. Do YOU KNOW WHERE YOUR VANIR ARE!!!???!!!
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......what?
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Great.
Get me in a foul mood, so I has to go agin my interweb vow of pacifism.I drive to the house and what do I hear on the funny guy on the radio?
"When I'm 70, I'm going to be a heroin addict."
WHAT. THE. F.
He's stealing one of my best bits that I actually made up myself and everything. Ashhat. Where's my royalties, you unfunny git? Did you write the Red Dragon Interview too?Just...just....back away from the thread. The hair on my knuckles is growing like I just went swimming in a vat of radioactive rogaine. This is the legendary wolfwarp coming on. I'm gonna eat the damn moon when I'm done laying down the smax. Then I'm gonna take a big moonrock-laden dump on a housing development in San Diego. It's Ragnarok time, byoches. Do YOU KNOW WHERE YOUR VANIR ARE!!!???!!!
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...what?
Man, step back before Sebastian's mama thinks your avatar is a towel and tries to throw you in here to save his punkass from me.
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Man, step back before Sebastian's mama thinks your avatar is a towel and tries to throw you in here to save his punkass from me.Great.
Get me in a foul mood, so I has to go agin my interweb vow of pacifism.I drive to the house and what do I hear on the funny guy on the radio?
"When I'm 70, I'm going to be a heroin addict."
WHAT. THE. F.
He's stealing one of my best bits that I actually made up myself and everything. Ashhat. Where's my royalties, you unfunny git? Did you write the Red Dragon Interview too?Just...just....back away from the thread. The hair on my knuckles is growing like I just went swimming in a vat of radioactive rogaine. This is the legendary wolfwarp coming on. I'm gonna eat the damn moon when I'm done laying down the smax. Then I'm gonna take a big moonrock-laden dump on a housing development in San Diego. It's Ragnarok time, byoches. Do YOU KNOW WHERE YOUR VANIR ARE!!!???!!!
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...what?
Maaaaan, you just jealous you don't have opposable thumbs with which to fold the papers.
ok, so i suck at trashy talk, but no ways someone disses the Origami.
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A big heapin' servin' of homespun trailer trash talkBig talk for someone that already lost the fight. Let me recap for you, there were exactly two hits:
1. I hit you.
2. You hit the ground.Don't make me call the pound on you...
No...there were actually three.
Call the pound. Call the Nasty Guard. It's too late, Litigiousy the 8th Dwarf.
Heathy is all furry so we puffy doggies have to support each other. My monies are on the Wolf
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My money says the clash of such titanic personalities will inevitably reach critical mass, releasing enough energy to lay waste to half the planet. The survivors, pitiful excuses for humans trying to survive the post-apocalyptic horror their world has become, will mistakenly will blame that super collider thing.
Just...just....back away from the thread. The hair on my knuckles is growing like I just went swimming in a vat of radioactive rogaine. This is the legendary wolfwarp coming on. I'm gonna eat the damn moon when I'm done laying down the smax. Then I'm gonna take a big moonrock-laden dump on a housing development in San Diego. It's Ragnarok time, byoches. Do YOU KNOW WHERE YOUR VANIR ARE!!!???!!!
Go get 'im, Heathy. I'll hold your coat. ~sidles awkwardly toward door in case things go south.~
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Leave Paris out of this. You're just mad because her Lawyer is the only man on earth that couldn't get her off.
Offensive Paris remark alert
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Alright, no offence meant to Sebastian, who I’m sure is a sweet and cuddly guy under that bad ass dwarven monk exterior, but what the f+%& is going on with this place when Sebastian is more popular than Heathansson?
You people do know he’s a lawyer, right? Scum of the Earth? The only good lawyer is a dead lawyer? Ring any bells?
… I’m gonna get my ass sued, aren’t I?
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150 xp!
Wow this message board is loading slower than Sebastian's comebacks.
Eh? I missesd the part where you came up with a response to my last devastating put-down. The best you came up with was some crap about leaving Paris alone.
Get your ass back to the kid's table. I'll let you know when you can come back and play with the adults.
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Alright, no offence meant to Sebastian, who I’m sure is a sweet and cuddly guy under that bad ass dwarven monk exterior, but what the f!~! is going on with this place when Sebastian is more popular than Heathansson?
You people do know he’s a lawyer, right? Scum of the Earth? The only good lawyer is a dead lawyer? Ring any bells?
… I’m gonna get my ass sued, aren’t I?
The complaint is in the mail, you powder-winged, bug-eyed, psuedo-xvart-ish freak.
Heathy can be smarter in shortest sentences, my fellows on the pond croak for the Were-wisecracker!
150 xp!
Hooray!
Finally! A thread more meaningful and important than the red dragon thread! Ring the bell for the next round!
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150 xp!
Wow this message board is loading slower than Sebastian's comebacks.
Eh? I missesd the part where you came up with a response to my last devastating put-down. The best you came up with was some crap about leaving Paris alone.
Get your ass back to the kid's table. I'll let you know when you can come back and play with the adults.
Kid's table? Kid's table?
You must be high, ho!The only table I see is the pool table at Trader Tom's that I'm using your cueball head to break a rack with.
Eight ball, corner pocket. Ooh! Ooh!
You just hatin me cos my hair is perfect.
Finally -- ya left me standin there with the bell like a jackass!
I think so...and the Cowboys too (just barely).
100 GP on this eventually happening...I don't know, I think the fight would be a big let down.
They'd probably just start kissin' and huggin' and stuff.
It looks like something like this on the other thread!