Raise of the Poodle Lords

[CourtFool]

I think I would send myself a humpagram.

[Cockapoo]

CourtFool wrote:

I think I would send myself a humpagram.

Why? There are many here that would volunteer to hump you. You don't need a humpagram. *humps Courtfool* See?

[CourtFool]

Ooooo! Harder!

[Llama Prophet]

*humps courtfool*

~hey everybody join in, it is hump day after all~

[CourtFool]

Poodle orgy! And I'm the pivot poodle!

[Cockapoo]

*puts on Barry White for mood music* *humps everyone in sight*

[Rusty the Poodle]

<Humps everyone and everything>

It's just like Rustmas!

[Snarky Poodle]

Yap!

*joins the pile*

[Snarky Poodle]

A Merry Christmas and Happy Hump Day to all!

[Cockapoo]

Snarky Poodle wrote:

A Merry Christmas and Happy Hump Day to all!

*humps Snarky*

[Dread Lord Poodle]

BUMP!

YAP!

[Clinically Depressed Poodle]

Today sucked! And tomorrow is Monday......

[Llama Prophet]

Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:

Today sucked! And tomorrow is Monday......

so mondays blow...is that why we have a draft?

[Snarky Poodle]

I hope everyone has someone to hump when midnight strikes.

[Cockapoo]

Snarky Poodle wrote:

I hope everyone has someone to hump when midnight strikes.

*winks at Snarky*

[Llama Prophet]

Arf..

2012

The year of the Poodle!!

The all Poodle adventure path!!

The Guide to Poodles!!

[Snarky Poodle]

Llama Prophet wrote:

Arf..

2012

The year of the Poodle!!

The all Poodle adventure path!!

The Guide to Poodles!!

One can only hope.

[George the Rabbit]

*Opens a crate full of cats*

Have fun ya mutts.

[Llamafrog]

*chases the cats*

Yapyapyapyapyapyapyapyapyapyapyapyapyapyapyapyap

[Rusty the Poodle]

The fireworks...they're making me CrAZy

[Clinically Depressed Poodle]

F$#%ing Monday!!!

[Cockapoo]

Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:

F$#%ing Monday!!!

You can handle it CDP. Just relax. Breathe in, breathe out.

[Clinically Depressed Poodle]

Cockapoo wrote:

Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:

F$#%ing Monday!!!

You can handle it CDP. Just relax. Breathe in, breathe out.

Oh sure! Torment the poodle with a cold!

[Labradoodle]

Spam, how I love thee.

[Cockapoo]

Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:

Cockapoo wrote:

Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:

F$#%ing Monday!!!

You can handle it CDP. Just relax. Breathe in, breathe out.

Oh sure! Torment the poodle with a cold!

I had a cold once...

[CourtFool]

Yap!

[Cockapoo]

CourtFool wrote:

Yap!

*licks Courtfool* Where have you been hiding?

[Llamafrog]

Today is Monday, and is F/&% day!

Kinda related to hump day but nastier... or did I get the F%&$ idea wrong?

[CourtFool]

Cockapoo wrote:

*licks Courtfool* Where have you been hiding?

I was home taking care of my little person.

[Spam Vendor]

Labradoodle wrote:

Spam, how I love thee.

More customers! I've got your Spam right here!

[ulgulanoth]

Spam Vendor wrote:

Labradoodle wrote:

Spam, how I love thee.

More customers! I've got your Spam right here!

psss... try selling them a leash, i hear they like those things

[Clinically Depressed Poodle]

A frenchie tried to leash me once.

Once.

[Llama Prophet]

Spam Vendor wrote:

Labradoodle wrote:

Spam, how I love thee.

More customers! I've got your Spam right here!

It tastes just like dog food................ Yummy!

[CourtFool]

What is today?

[Llamafrog]

Is Wednesyday and a Kobold Quarterly official Hump Day!

*humps the Spam Vendor*

[CourtFool]

Humps Sebastian, 'cause…you know…he's got no friends.

[Rusty the Poodle]

CourtFool wrote:

Humps Sebastian, 'cause…you know…he's got no friends.

He's got Sharoth. It even says so in his profile. You should ask Sebastian about his tenticles [sic] when you get a chance, though.

[CourtFool]

Is that supposed to be tentacles or testicles? Both offer interesting mental images.

[Rusty the Poodle]

CourtFool wrote:

Is that supposed to be tentacles or testicles? Both offer interesting mental images.

I believe he meant tentacles.

[Snarky Poodle]

*humps a tenticle*

[CourtFool]

Mmmm, tentacles.

[Llamafrog]

those taste mighty delicious on shrimp cocktails... The tentacles, not the tenticles...

[CourtFool]

Finds a lost squeaky toy in the sofa.

Squeak! Squeak! Squeak!

[Cockapoo]

CourtFool wrote:

Finds a lost squeaky toy in the sofa.

Squeak! Squeak! Squeak!

*grabs an end and starts to play tug of war with Courtfool*

[CourtFool]

Rrrrrrrrr Yap!

Oh damn! I did it again.

[Snarky Poodle]

Don't worry Courtfool, we'll just get more squeaky toys!

[Rusty the Poodle]

Hey look, there's a delivery truck that mysteriously lost its axles, and the truck is carrying...SQUEAKY TOYS!

[Clinically Depressed Poodle]

TGIF.

[Greyish-Greenish Slaad]

Rusty the Poodle wrote:

Hey look, there's a delivery truck that mysteriously lost its axles, and the truck is carrying...SQUEAKY TOYS!

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