Eim noht uh Slaade. Ai wus joust prittending toobee won.Our wee goeieng toou attach thei slaades?*snifs the air*
I smell Potatoe Slaade... any body got sum' chickin an' baked beans?
Nad hime saw jest pretty tending too bee uhn two.
Yeme shud goo Chek owt teh Uncle Titled tread...
Sum ting wired hiss gooing ovr three. Hime tink taht uh hole paige hiss Miss Sing!
And I thought I was f*$#ed in the head.
Hey! Hey! Hey! No peeing on honorary poodles! We all need to - a duck!
Do ducks squeak when you bite them?
Yap! Yap! Yap!
<scampers back ... smoking slightly and a little charred around the edges>
You know, that French guys cooks up some potent ribs!
<piddles>
*walks in and drops a landmine*
*walks in and drops a landmine*
You're supposed to drop landmines in other people's threads, not stink up our own.
*sniffs*
I still might roll in it, though.
Wooo! Poo rollin'!
Yap! Yap! Yap!
Hey! Hey! Hey! No peeing on honorary poodles! We all need to - a duck!
ducks head
Waht iss itt? Cerossbowl? Canon? Cat/Jack/a-pull't? Selling? Waht iss itt?
<scampers back ... smoking slightly and a little charred around the edges>
You know, that French guys cooks up some potent ribs!
<piddles>
Wen yua gett reformalyhided, donunt yua gett hea led? Yua shud ton bee smoo king.
<Chases after Duck!>
You'll go good with Ranch Dretching!
Squawk!<Chases after Duck!>
You'll go good with Ranch Dretching!
You look like you're tired. Land on my fork. [singsong]It's comfortable.[/singsong]
Enters thread, twice as large as normal, wielding scythe in one hand and a wand in the other.
Hold monster! directed at Ranch Dretching
Quickened fireball! aimed at any poodles not adjacent to DargentumMagic missile! cast at Dargentum
<Fails Will save>
<Thinks: Oh, poopie!>
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Enters thread, twice as large as normal, wielding scythe in one hand and a wand in the other.
Hold monster! directed at Ranch Dretching
Quickened fireball! aimed at any poodles not adjacent to DargentumMagic missile! cast at Dargentum
<Fails Will save>
<Thinks: Oh, poopie!>
[Telepathy with Ranch]Hey, it's your fault for trying to kill the duck.[/telepathy with Ranch]
[Telepathy with Ranch]Hey, it's your fault for trying to kill the duck.[/telepathy with Ranch]Enters thread, twice as large as normal, wielding scythe in one hand and a wand in the other.
Hold monster! directed at Ranch Dretching
Quickened fireball! aimed at any poodles not adjacent to DargentumMagic missile! cast at Dargentum
<Fails Will save>
<Thinks: Oh, poopie!>
<But, whine, it looked so tasty. Just like the ducks back home, except those guys spat acid and shot fire out of their eyes.>
There goes the neighborhood.
<Hey, how do you know that this one doesn't do that too?>
<I didn't think--it's not one of my strong suits.>
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Enters thread, twice as large as normal, wielding scythe in one hand and a wand in the other.
Hold monster! directed at Ranch Dretching
Quickened fireball! aimed at any poodles not adjacent to DargentumMagic missile! cast at Dargentum
<Fails Will save>
<Thinks: Oh, poopie!>
Hehe... I was wondering what to have for dinner... thanks for helping me decide.
*begins charging forward, recking everything in his path and flinnging landmines in his wake*
Enters thread, twice as large as normal, wielding scythe in one hand and a wand in the other.
Hold monster! directed at Ranch Dretching
Quickened fireball! aimed at any poodles not adjacent to DargentumMagic missile! cast at Dargentum
<Fails Will save>
<Thinks: Oh, poopie!>
Hehe... I was wondering what to have for dinner... thanks for helping me decide.
*begins charging forward, recking everything in his path and flinnging landmines in his wake*
<Dives for cover>
Oh, look at that, I'm all better now.
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Man, these poodles are taking a while to respond. I mean, only one noticed! Maybe we should have announced the surprise attack so that we would be able to fight more. This way, we're just destroying them.
Maybe I should cast awaken on them, you know, to wake them up (plus they could use the extra Int).
Fire storm! cast so does not affect the duck or Ranch
<Dodging dragon breath and poking poodles with pitchfork>
Waaaaaake uuuuuuuup, Poodles!!!!!!!
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Enters thread, twice as large as normal, wielding scythe in one hand and a wand in the other.
Hold monster! directed at Ranch Dretching
Quickened fireball! aimed at any poodles not adjacent to DargentumMagic missile! cast at Dargentum
<Fails Will save>
<Thinks: Oh, poopie!>
Hehe... I was wondering what to have for dinner... thanks for helping me decide.
*begins charging forward, recking everything in his path and flinnging landmines in his wake*
*walks in and drops a landmine*You're supposed to drop landmines in other people's threads, not stink up our own.
*sniffs*
I still might roll in it, though.
Do you never listen? Bad... um... dog? Yeah, bad dog!!! Dimension door! Quickened plane shift (to the Maelstrom)!
Man, these poodles are taking a while to respond. I mean, only one noticed! Maybe we should have announced the surprise attack so that we would be able to fight more. This way, we're just destroying them.
Maybe I should cast awaken on them, you know, to wake them up (plus they could use the extra Int).
Fire storm! cast so does not affect the duck or Ranch
*rises up as displaced body parts reform...more or less in order*
Grrrrrr!
*see own eyeball on the floor and gobbles it up*
Burp!
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Man, these poodles are taking a while to respond. I mean, only one noticed! Maybe we should have announced the surprise attack so that we would be able to fight more. This way, we're just destroying them.
Maybe I should cast awaken on them, you know, to wake them up (plus they could use the extra Int).
Fire storm! cast so does not affect the duck or Ranch
*rises up as displaced body parts reform...more or less in order*
Grrrrrr!
*see own eyeball on the floor and gobbles it up*
Burp!
Isn't that the second eyeball of yours you've eaten?
Ugh. Idiot! We've got enough problems with this dragon now!<Dodging dragon breath and poking poodles with pitchfork>
Waaaaaake uuuuuuuup, Poodles!!!!!!!
*Begins humping the plants stalk, al the while reaking of burnt flesh*
(keeps regurgitating the same eye)
D&D Reference Resistance: (Total: 150 Active Cost, 50 Real Cost) D&D References Damage Reduction, Resistant, 75% (60 Active Points); Limited Power Only vs. D&D References (-2) (Real Cost: 20) plus Armor (30 PD/30 ED) (90 Active Points); Limited Power Only vs D&D References (-2) (Real Cost: 30)
Hey, Mr. Fruit Slaad... whoa... good thang you got goin here. How kin ah help?
sees the poodlekin
Ah'll give you a hand wit' this varmint.
Draws trident with a piece of lettuce on it, then sees it, plucks it off, eats it
stabs the poodlekin in the back
Poddletastic!
Get away, you stupid poodlekin.*Begins humping the plants stalk, al the while reaking of burnt flesh*Ugh. Idiot! We've got enough problems with this dragon now!<Dodging dragon breath and poking poodles with pitchfork>
Waaaaaake uuuuuuuup, Poodles!!!!!!!
*jumps with surprise*
HOLY @@@@!!!, you talk Bub?
Hey, Mr. Fruit Slaad... whoa... good thang you got goin here. How kin ah help?
sees the poodlekin
Ah'll give you a hand wit' this varmint.
Draws trident with a piece of lettuce on it, then sees it, plucks it off, eats itstabs the poodlekin in the back
*spasms on the end the trident before vomiting a stinking pile of half digested food onto it's weilder and dying.... again.*
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D&D Reference Resistance: (Total: 150 Active Cost, 50 Real Cost) D&D References Damage Reduction, Resistant, 75% (60 Active Points); Limited Power Only vs. D&D References (-2) (Real Cost: 20) plus Armor (30 PD/30 ED) (90 Active Points); Limited Power Only vs D&D References (-2) (Real Cost: 30)
You must be using some variant rulebook.
Yay! Poodle stabbing is my new favorite game!
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*plane shifts ~back~ from the Maelstrom, hold a oozing tentacle in his maw*
sniff-sniff
*begins smelling the powerfull plants base looking for a place to bury his prize*
Ok, well you've forced me to do this...
pulls out wand, casts anticanine shell, then fly
*Unleashes (no pun intended) his unique breath weapon... Cone of Poodle Breath, as he takes to the air*
I can fly to ya' rabbit buffet!