BooOOOoooo!
Its not criticism, It the Official Joining Howl all Poodles have to make to be considered Poodle Revolutionaries. After that, there's no turning back.
Welcome Callous Jack! Yipyip!
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I'm sensing a pattern in your jokes...Ooh, a critic! everyon's a critic when you go for the obvious joke. but at least I stayed away from asking how you got the nickname "Callous"?
Cal-lous
–adjective
1. made hard; hardened.
3. having a callus; indurated, as parts of the skin exposed to friction.
hey, it's not my fault you guys serve them up like that. I work with what I'm given. I'm also not usually very funny, even for bad puns, so the fact I got two in a row is rather impressive for me.
I'm sensing a pattern in your jokes...Ooh, a critic! everyon's a critic when you go for the obvious joke. but at least I stayed away from asking how you got the nickname "Callous"?
Cal-lous
–adjective
1. made hard; hardened.
3. having a callus; indurated, as parts of the skin exposed to friction.
You meant ‘feeling’.
I work with what I'm given.
The corner of Martin Luther King Jr. and 3rd?
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You meant ‘feeling’.I'm sensing a pattern in your jokes...Ooh, a critic! everyon's a critic when you go for the obvious joke. but at least I stayed away from asking how you got the nickname "Callous"?
Cal-lous
–adjective
1. made hard; hardened.
3. having a callus; indurated, as parts of the skin exposed to friction.
No, if he was feeling a pattern...y'know what. I'm gonna let that one slide.
sure he can. he's all wood. ;)nom, nom, nom pesky little pee-happy puppiesLike you have never gotten over excited! Oh wait…I guess you can’t get excited.
Ninja'd. Got lost over in another thread.
Ok, I try to work with what i'm given. Although I do know a decent one about women and cats, but I don't want to be accused of insulting women, and then risk having Lilith never giving me cookies again.I work with what I'm given.The corner of Martin Luther King Jr. and 3rd?
Actually CJ (can't use the term callous anymore now) shoulda jumped on the 'work with what I'm given' line.
Well, anyways back to poodle-taunting....
Can we give an avatar a shock collar? And name him Sparky?
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Ok, I try to work with what i'm given. Although I do know a decent one about women and cats, but I don't want to be accused of insulting women, and then risk having Lilith never giving me cookies again.I work with what I'm given.The corner of Martin Luther King Jr. and 3rd?Actually CJ (can't use the term callous anymore now) shoulda jumped on the 'work with what I'm given' line.
Well, anyways back to poodle-taunting....
Can we give an avatar a shock collar?
ya. I was gonna go with "work with what i've got", but I thought that one too obvious.
And I second the shock collar avatar. or one of a dogcatcher!
And I second the shock collar avatar. or one of a dogcatcher!
You have been looking at our toy storage haven't you! Sneaky liitle Poodles-in-denial, Join up! you can use them anytime you feel like it
;P
And I second the shock collar avatar. or one of a dogcatcher!You have been looking at our toy storage haven't you! Sneaky liitle Poodles-in-denial, Join up! you can use them anytime you feel like it
;P
shock collar, poodle, = stay away from my trunk!
I diswike poodles.
I diswike poodles.
Then Join! Poodle Revolution is for Poodle haters/Lovers alike. Show your hatred by killin' a Poodle and wearing its head as a trophy!
I will never wear a poodle head. Now a poodle skin coat is another story.
Pefectly acceptable! Thou I haven't noticed if there something alike at the Avatar's "don-your-facvorite-hatred-anuimal" section
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hey, it's not my fault you guys serve them up like that. I work with what I'm given. I'm also not usually very funny, even for bad puns, so the fact I got two in a row is rather impressive for me.I'm sensing a pattern in your jokes...Ooh, a critic! everyon's a critic when you go for the obvious joke. but at least I stayed away from asking how you got the nickname "Callous"?
Cal-lous
–adjective
1. made hard; hardened.
3. having a callus; indurated, as parts of the skin exposed to friction.
A snail is robbed by two turtles. When the police arrive and ask the snail what happened, he says "I don't know. It all happened so fast."
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A snail is robbed by two turtles. When the police arrive and ask the snail what happened, he says "I don't know. It all happened so fast."hey, it's not my fault you guys serve them up like that. I work with what I'm given. I'm also not usually very funny, even for bad puns, so the fact I got two in a row is rather impressive for me.I'm sensing a pattern in your jokes...Ooh, a critic! everyon's a critic when you go for the obvious joke. but at least I stayed away from asking how you got the nickname "Callous"?
Cal-lous
–adjective
1. made hard; hardened.
3. having a callus; indurated, as parts of the skin exposed to friction.
HA! Awesome! I'm gonna have to remember that one.
I diswike poodles.Then Join! Poodle Revolution is for Poodle haters/Lovers alike. Show your hatred by killin' a Poodle and wearing its head as a trophy!
How about a llama? Can we kill a llama?
Sure, have fun! Thou I'm off-limits pal!
How about a llama? Can we kill a llama?Sure, have fun! Thou I'm off-limits pal!
I don't know. Them llamas are gooood eating. Especially with a nice Cianti and some fava beans.......
How about a llama? Can we kill a llama?Sure, have fun! Thou I'm off-limits pal!
Awww...
Awww...How about a llama? Can we kill a llama?Sure, have fun! Thou I'm off-limits pal!
Great, quoting thing is messed up again...
Seems to be working fine.Great, quoting thing is messed up again...Awww...How about a llama? Can we kill a llama?Sure, have fun! Thou I'm off-limits pal!
It is now, but if you look at the previous posts...
That may be worse than the poodle...I want a Chihuahua avatar myself.And I second the shock collar avatar. or one of a dogcatcher!
*humps Callous Jack's leg*
*Casts Summon the Dark Poodle Lord of Dread*
Come now oh powerful Dreadnaught Poodle Lord! We summon you to the great Leg Humping Fest, the sacrifice is ready!
*Wiggles cute lil' tail at the rythm of sinester drumming*
*Casts Summon the Dark Poodle Lord of Dread*
Come now oh powerful Dreadnaught Poodle Lord! We summon you to the great Leg Humping Fest, the sacrifice is ready!
*Wiggles cute lil' tail at the rythm of sinester drumming*
See Callous Jack, you give 'em an inch.....
*Casts Summon the Dark Poodle Lord of Dread*
Come now oh powerful Dreadnaught Poodle Lord! We summon you to the great Leg Humping Fest, the sacrifice is ready!
*Wiggles cute lil' tail at the rythm of sinester drumming*
You rang?
Splooooooorrrrrrtch!
OOOOOO ... DINNER!
**lap lap lap**
You rang?*Casts Summon the Dark Poodle Lord of Dread*
Come now oh powerful Dreadnaught Poodle Lord! We summon you to the great Leg Humping Fest, the sacrifice is ready!
*Wiggles cute lil' tail at the rythm of sinester drumming*
Yep. It's dinner time. Here's your 'Sinister' Kibbles an' Bits (TM)
Kobolds! Attaaaaack!
yipyip! Yarp!
yap! yapyap!!!
Can me eat Poodles?
Can me eat Poodles?Don't you get full on threads and posts?
Me cutting back on threads, too much sodium.
You rang?
All bow before the Naughty Poodle Lord of Dread...
*bows*
-Damn, now I don't remember why we summoned him for...-
Poodles are just furry trolls, aren't they?
Nay! We may be annoying but we aren't troll! Altough my cousing Popps is a half Poodle-troll you know? But he's no to be blamed for that, her mama has nasty taste on man!
Rise my minions and poodle all edition war threads. Those knuckleheads brought this on themselves.
Rise my minions and poodle all edition war threads. Those knuckleheads brought this on themselves.
If it be they will, Poodle Overlord, it shall be done!
Oh, and smurf. Yea, smurf full mightily upon the enemies of peace.