Snaps and threatens to give dreadlock poodle the "Jacques Chirac" treatment.
Growls at CDP and looks as fearsome as an overly-manicured rat can
None of that.
Sorry!
Rolls over and offers belly to alpha poodle
Just great....now I'm ruining your life as well.....I had a squeeky toy like this once....it was stolen by a Great Dane.....after he beat me up.Now you are making ME sad.... DO you have the address of this great Dane?
I just want to go an pee on his lawn :P
Sorry!
Rolls over and offers belly to alpha poodle
Hahaha! that¿s soooo poodle!
*takes both DLP and CDP squeaky toys and runs away*
squeaks new toy while casting covetous glances at CDP's new toy
**SQUUUUUUUU-EEEAAAAAKKKKK* *SQUEAK* *SQUEAK*
Go ahead, take it.
I'd probably have choked on it anyway.
Here you go pal!
*gives CDP antidepressive medication +5*
Someone needs to put that dog out of its misery...
Naaah, we have a greqat mental plan here at the poodle lodge, he'll come to his senses...eventually.
*gives KC the visitor's squeaky toy*
Someone needs to put that dog out of its misery...
Unthinkable.
Bzzzzzzz.....
Someone needs to put that dog out of its misery...Unthinkable.
Quite thinkable, actually. This poodle is demoralizing everybody else, and is also annoying. He clearly doesn't enjoy his life, so it is only fair to allow him to go to a better place.
I'm annoying? This from the Yappy King? Are you sure you aren't Jacques Chirac?
YAH! No pickin' on my fellow poodle gecko! *GRRRRRRRRRRR*
He clearly doesn't enjoy his life, so it is only fair to allow him to go to a better place.
So it falls to us to show him that he is loved and is a valued member of our cult just as we love and value you, Kobold Cleaver.
Uhh.. please don't lick the kobold.. you might catch something..
Here, try this instead..
Enjoy :)
It would not be the first time I caught something by spreading the love.
...
TMI.. How about we just enjoy the beer and pretend we didn't just have that conversation.. lol
Yap!
Licks Sebastianity Convert Jack
YAP YAP!
The irritating mosquito ponders for a moment.
"Some many poodles, but which one to land on?"
The irritating mosquito ponders for a moment.
"Some many poodles, but which one to land on?"
*Shoots Blood Sample with diminutive gun*
Ha! I was here first, bloodybag! That'll teach ya!
Wow. Even our hanger-ons are fighting over turf. We must be becoming even more popular.
Yap! Yap!
Wow. Even our hanger-ons are fighting over turf. We must be becoming even more popular.
Yap! Yap!
Nah, I just don't like him because he's ripping off my idea.
Isn't mimicry one of the sincerest forms of flattery?
Isn't mimicry one of the sincerest forms of flattery?
Exactly. And flattery is one of the most obvious preparations for betrayal.
When used insincerely.
When used insincerely.
Not completely.
neurotically snaps at all the buzzing insects
YAP! YAP! YAP! YAP!YAP! YAP! YAP! YAP! YAP! YAP! YAP! YAP!YAP! YAP! YAP! YAP!
Not completely.
Indubitably.
Attack my fleas, defend your turf!
*sends army of fleas against the mosquitoes*
Attack my fleas, defend your turf!
*sends army of fleas against the mosquitoes*
Ha, ha! Get them, fleas!
Well, I'm sick of hanging out with those barbaric Jacks, so I'm gonna hang out here instead. Only time will show the magnitude of my folly.
Licks Kobold Cleaver
Well, I'm sick of hanging out with those barbaric Jacks, so I'm gonna hang out here instead. Only time will show the magnitude of my folly.
We're more alike than what you'd like to admit.
Well, I'm sick of hanging out with those barbaric Jacks, so I'm gonna hang out here instead. Only time will show the magnitude of my folly.We're more alike than what you'd like to admit.
*Melts Jack's foot*
You are wrong.
Well, I'm sick of hanging out with those barbaric Jacks, so I'm gonna hang out here instead. Only time will show the magnitude of my folly.We're more alike than what you'd like to admit.*Melts Jack's foot*
You are wrong.
Yes, I see how "peaceful" you are. *backhands KC*
Yes, I see how "peaceful" you are. *backhands KC*Well, I'm sick of hanging out with those barbaric Jacks, so I'm gonna hang out here instead. Only time will show the magnitude of my folly.We're more alike than what you'd like to admit.*Melts Jack's foot*
You are wrong.
While I may not be peaceful, I have a mission, unlike you Jacks will ever have. I also have done things far more important than lounging about and drinking beer.
While I may not be peaceful, I have a mission, unlike you Jacks will ever have. I also have done things far more important than lounging about and drinking beer.
We are much more than a bunch of "party boys". There will be a time when we conquer this wretched planet and you should think about where you stand when we do. You could serve us. Better to be the right hand of the Devil than stand in his path. Something for you to think about.
Bad cricket, KC. I have had many missions in my life, and have bascially retired from the adventuring life. I now amass my wealth through Panama Jack products and share my experience and wealth with the next generation of Jacks to further their success. Why the ongoing vitriol for us Jacks, after we have made peace? Do you want to talk about it? Should I call in Dm Phil?
While I may not be peaceful, I have a mission, unlike you Jacks will ever have. I also have done things far more important than lounging about and drinking beer.We are much more than a bunch of "party boys". There will be a time when we conquer this wretched planet and you should think about where you stand when we do. You could serve us. Better to be the right hand of the Devil than stand in his path. Something for you to think about.
You go too far. I will never align myself with your wretched order. Plantjack's conversion was merely one of convenience.
The cults are all idiots, squabbling amongst each other for dominance, or simply being too fat or stupid to do anything. Often times, they will get teh idea that they shall conquer the rest of the Board, but they always fail. After this happens, they will start assuring themselves that they did win, or that they will be back, but mark my words, you Jacks will never conquer the Board.
I believe that, as far as the parts worth conquering are concerned, the French has a word for it, my excited little dracling: fait accompli.
Come brother. Let go of your pain. Channel it onto others.
It is possible to both dominate and have a good time!
The cults are all idiots, squabbling amongst each other for dominance, or simply being too fat or stupid to do anything.
That's why we poodles are a lodge, a happy, peaceful, furry lodge!
*Lick KC*
We are much more than a bunch of "party boys". There will be a time when we conquer this wretched planet and you should think about where you stand when we do. You could serve us. Better to be the right hand of the Devil than stand in his path. Something for you to think about.
There there JRHM, leave the poor lizard alone... remember that we conquer by being cool and making people join our ranks, and we do bash a skull and break a window every now and then, but pretty much to defend our house ro to get more beer. If the Kobold doesn't want to hang out with us, let him be, but if Plant Jack turns his back on us... well... we'll see to that soon...
For now, let the kobold dwell where he pleases and lets get ready for Valentine's party!