Critical Miss

[Tarren Dei]

I know I shouldn't laugh but hheehhehe.

[WotC PR Guy]

White men GAJIN tailer park lords better
stick with masterwork can opener and shotgun.

Buy 4ed or we make more katana fail save DC 2 vs table.
[or not I dont care either way really]

::slithers back under rock::

[Callous Jack]

ha!

[Jal Dorak]

I feel his pain. I hit a cardboard box with one of my cheap display katanas and it almost bent back to cut me.

Tangentially, does anyone use the Spycraft method of having a critical fail range on weapons?

[Tarren Dei]

Jal Dorak wrote:

I feel his pain.

I feel his pain. And I laugh at his pain.

[Mulban]

What an idiot.

[Tarren Dei]

Why linguistics matters.

[David Fryer]

Tarren Dei wrote:

I know I shouldn't laugh but hheehhehe.

The joy of live television. Never work with children, animals, or idiots.

[Garydee]

Tarren Dei wrote:

Why linguistics matters.

Heh,heh,heh. The funny thing is that he's stuck with that for life.

[David Fryer]

I decided to get my band's name tattooed across my forehead. Too bad I didn't know how to spell maroon. Overheard on a commercial for laser tattoo removal.

[Tarren Dei]

Initiative matters.

[Tarren Dei]

I wonder if this one will make it into the revised critical fumble deck.

[The Eldritch Mr. Shiny]

Tarren Dei wrote:

I know I shouldn't laugh but hheehhehe.

Somewhere, John Belushi is laughing his ass off.

[Tarren Dei]

See now this is why we need 'perception'. There is no way this guy would have rolled a 1 on a listen, spot, and search check. Perception gives us some really great fails.

[Tarren Dei]

Check out this article in which Peter Rogers gets his hand chopped off and bludgeons his attacker with his bloody stump. Can we say orc ferocity?