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Who cares about bland food, Cheliax has Pet Fiends!!Or you'll have bland food!
...or something ;)
Pet fiends don't sound that tuff...
also, you'll need to register them i've got the forms i can sell you
I may have a few spare forms myself. If you run out, let me know, it'll cost a small price though. Perhaps, I could even throw in some ink and a pen as well, as a bonus. It'll only cost you a very small price. You're not using your soul anyway, are you?
Khubaz and Kebabs anyone?
I brought the Tabbouli and the Laham Meshri!
Who's calling who a heretic Shaitan worshipper?
I do have some hot sauce here, that will be six pieces of silver please. Come again!
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Hail, fellow Qadirans and all of our much appreciated Pathfinder allies! May the Dawnflower's light shine upon us, our efforts, and (with our eventual dominance) upon our fellow, misquided, non-Qadiran Pathfinders.
May Saranrae's Grace fall upon the Padishah Emperor and his hand, Xerbystes the Sublime,
-Farhaan bin Ibrahim al Zahir
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I am unfamiliar with that song, but if you hum a few bars...
**AHEM** clears throat
In the days before the Star fell upon the Sea
there was a warrior named al-Magrabi
Five score his foes that lost their life
Six score the women he took to wife
His deeds rang out across the sands
From East to West across the lands
"Any familiairity my good bard?"
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In Praise of the Dawnflower , a tune I picked up whilest on my journeys in Osirion. I changed the lyrics. *Ahem*
*plays intro bars*
The rising sun, the breaking dawn
bear witness to our pride and might;
the goddess' love goes on and on
for we who worship in her light.
The sun, the sands, the golden flame,
all who can see bespeak her name;
I'll sing her praises with my song,
the goddess' love goes on and on.
*plays bridge*
Refrain:
Bear witness to the flowering dawn,
the goddess' love goes on and on
and on and on and on.
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**AHEM** clears throat
In the days before the Star fell upon the Sea
there was a warrior named al-Magrabi
Five score his foes that lost their life
Six score the women he took to wife
His deeds rang out across the sands
From East to West across the lands"Any familiairity my good bard?"
Ooh! Catchy tune! A more upbeat tempo than my piece, too.
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**AHEM** clears throatIn the days before the Star fell upon the Sea
there was a warrior named al-Magrabi
Five score his foes that lost their life
Six score the women he took to wife
His deeds rang out across the sands
From East to West across the lands"Any familiairity my good bard?"
His manly deeds of blood and gore
spread 'cross the seas to old Taldor
where our decadent foe would dread the blow
of his sandal'd step upon their shore
Something like that?
Feel free to bring your intruments. Music is always sppreciated.
'Appreciated' you mean. 1 gp for the spelling lesson.
Our band fee is 50 gp a night. Please read the contract carefully, if in fact you can read.
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Feel free to bring your intruments. Music is always sppreciated.'Appreciated' you mean. 1 gp for the spelling lesson.
Our band fee is 50 gp a night. Please read the contract carefully, if in fact you can read.
Thank you for correcting my error. I think I may have had a bit too much to drink.
But please, bring your band.
*Lays a pouch of 100 gp's
A bonus
Oh, he also covered the rental fee's on the instruments. Now, hit him up on the extended warranty, and don't forget to offer the dancing girls!
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Dancing girls? I will find these dancing girls for you and see they are brought to justice! What? You don't want them brought to justice? I could bring them to another abstract concept. I could bring them to truth ... or happiness ... or philosophy. You don't want them tracked at all? I could track something else for you. Please let me know! I am known as Maleek the Mostly Mad and I will be your tracker this evening.
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Dancing erinyes? Hmm...think I know a song about that.
A one and a two and a
See the dancin' erinye
shakin' her crazy *bleep*!
She's as sauced as can be
without being efreet!
Her moves are so wild
she makes demons look mild
or maybe she just has to pee,
that crazy. dancin'. hot-romancin'
chillax'n Chelaxin erinyeeee!
Thank yuh, thank yuh very much!
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His manly deeds of blood and gore
spread 'cross the seas to old Taldor
where our decadent foe would dread the blow
of his sandal'd step upon their shoreSomething like that?
B'il Daubut!
That is it noble bard! I have always had a soft spot for the tales of al-Magrabi and his reavings of the ancient empires. Something their current masters should take heed. Although we of the Qadiran faction prefer haggling over hacking, we can acquit ourselves well in either.
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Pardon me, my friends. But I thought we had an arrangement for music here.
A penality of 150 gp fine shall be levied. If you fail to keep up your part, I'll just have to find my musical entertainment elsewhere.
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Pardon me, my friends. But I thought we had an arrangement for music here.
A penality of 150 gp fine shall be levied. If you fail to keep up your part, I'll just have to find my musical entertainment elsewhere.
Your contract is now void. Samir Al Sa'eed kindly took up your duty.
For breaking the contract an additional 150 gold has been added. As well as 20 gold legal fee. Also if you read here in fine pront. By breaking the contract you activated your Damnation clause.
I hope you have a wonderful day.