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Greetings, May you walk in shade along a clear stream all of your days. I am Samir Al Sa'eed, and I bid you welcome. Please enjoy a cool beverage, or perhaps the hooka. I believe the other factions have begun to bicker now is the time to begin deciding how to split their wealth for the glory of the Pasha. I am a humble bard in the service of the Pasha. I hope that we may meet in our travels for the glory of Qadira.
Ah, the Qadirans are beginning to rouse from their slumbers. Good morning! The Chelish and Andorans have already begun carving up what you long for.
I'm afraid that taking command of a realm is not quite the same challenge as transporting spices or running a shop. I'm sure you will do better after your first extended break for refreshment.
HAH! The follwers of Asmodeus, the Great Shaitan, would try to lure us with unclean meats! Feh, your evil will condemn you to the firey pits where devils will make you play Boggle for eternity!
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HAH! The follwers of Asmodeus, the Great Shaitan, would try to lure us with unclean meats! Feh, your evil will condemn you to the firey pits where devils will make you play Boggle for eternity!
I'll have you now all our meats are FDA approved. If meat isn't your choice I've made cake...Devil's Food of course.
Our petits fours are far more dainty and delicious. Plus, their flavor carries a hint of hazelnut, not perdition.
I'll have you now all our meats are FDA approved. If meat isn't your choice I've made cake...Devil's Food of course.
HAH! I curse your devilish acronymed approval! Is your meat halal? Is it dressed in the proper fashion pleasing to both men and gods? I think not, O suckler on the teat of evil!
Besides, Devil's Food cake is a corrupt Chelaxian dish! Give me some yummy Qadiran baklowie any day! Filo dough, chopped almonds and date jam FTW !
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Indeed once your currency conversion is complete I can provide you with the best spices in Golarion! Think of the slaves your profits will buy you O noble Chelaxian! Please, please, stop by my shop before leaving back to your lands and I swear on my honor as a Qadiran that you will find many excellent bargains among my spices!
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Welcome, Chelaxians! You are casting a wide net to catch guests for your little party. To travel so far across the boards to our own gathering merely to deliver an invitation must be tiring. Please, sit. Have a mint. Tell us your troubles.
*fluffs cushions*
Comfy? Are you failing as hosts becuase the meat is too bland? We have what you need to stimulate the appetites of your guests. The best Keleshite-grown hashish, hand-picked by djini eunuchs on the western edges of the hanging gardens of our magestic city! Smell! Taste!
*fills pipe, passes it*
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Welcome, Chelaxians! You are casting a wide net to catch guests for your little party. To travel so far across the boards to our own gathering merely to deliver an invitation must be tiring. Please, sit. Have a mint. Tell us your troubles.
*fluffs cushions*
Comfy? Are you failing as hosts becuase the meat is too bland? We have what you need to stimulate the appetites of your guests. The best Keleshite-grown hashish, hand-picked by djini eunuchs on the western edges of the hanging gardens of our magestic city! Smell! Taste!
*fills pipe, passes it*
*Takes of puff and smiles in a way only a gnome can*
Lovely lovely! And why would I want to go to a Chelaxian party? I mean, I know devils can party but, well, I don't want my soul eaten! Devils look at me like an apptizer! Quite scary! Really disrupts the festive atmosphere. Not like this stuff!
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Praise be to the dawnflower and good evening to all!
My name is Maleek and I will be being happy to be offering my services to you. Should you be lacking of anything ask! Maleek will find it. Please specify alive or dead as there have been confusings in the past when this was not said. Other than a few confusings I really am an excellent tracker. Honest! And cheap rates too.
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Praise be to the dawnflower and good evening to all!
My name is Maleek and I will be being happy to be offering my services to you. Should you be lacking of anything ask! Maleek will find it. Please specify alive or dead as there have been confusings in the past when this was not said. Other than a few confusings I really am an excellent tracker. Honest! And cheap rates too.
Praise be to the Dawnflower
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*Cal sniffs at the cake too and makes an equally odd face*
Ah, so that's why the call it Devil's Food Cake. Its so repulsive only Devils would dare eat it! What's it made of, cocoa and kobold innards? Quite horrifying really! And the smell! Its so rancid an otyugh would turn up its nose at it...well...if it had one!
*Digs into the baklava he brought*
Anyone else want some?
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you my friend have joined the original quidarain thread. Welcome, and enjoy yourself.
*Glares at Samir*
Are you sure you're a loyal Qadiran? Only morons or dirty Taldan spies dare use a "u" when referring to our great nation! Are you a moron or a dirty Taldan spy? Hmmm?
((OOC: Sorry, couldn't help it :) ))
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Girl-child, put the cake down and step away from the Chelaxian. This is being for your own good.I'm not a child! I bet I'm older than you, silly.
Girl-child, I think the smoke from the hookah is be clouding your mind and soon to be stunting your growth. Come on the balcony and clear your mind and we will be trying not to be pushing each other off.
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Greetings my brothers and sisters. I am known as Talib al-Rashid. I come from a humble temple dedicated to bringing prosperity to our great lands. Let us sit back and watch the others bring shame on their family's name, and once they are done we will help relieve them of their heavy gold.
May you find shade under a thousand palms while the pleasure slaves treat to your every desire.
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Girl-child, I think the smoke from the hookah is be clouding your mind and soon to be stunting your growth. Come on the balcony and clear your mind and we will be trying not to be pushing each other off.
*blinks* You know what? You have strange facial hair, doesn't it get ticklish? Or is that why you keep it. You remind me of my second-cousin Fluntrioak, only he had far curlier facial hair.. and it was green, but other than that you look like him, only, you know huge! *grin*
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Girl-child, I think the smoke from the hookah is be clouding your mind and soon to be stunting your growth. Come on the balcony and clear your mind and we will be trying not to be pushing each other off.*blinks* You know what? You have strange facial hair, doesn't it get ticklish? Or is that why you keep it. You remind me of my second-cousin Fluntrioak, only he had far curlier facial hair.. and it was green, but other than that you look like him, only, you know huge! *grin*
Ah! So you like the mustache! Many women do but I wear it for the men ... I mean to distract the men. When they come at me with their daggers drawn, they are so caught wondering 'How does he grow such a dark, thick, and bushy mustache?' that they are slow to move and I cut them to pieces with my scimitar! Is good, yes?