Notes to Myself

[Dragnmoon]

I am starting this thread to write notes to myself, to remind myself not to do stupid things.

Feel free to use this thread for your own Notes :-)

Note to Self:

Never email the Colonel *or any officer really* when I am angry.

[Chef's Slaad]

Dragnmoon wrote:

Note to Self:

Never email the Colonel *or any officer really* when I am angry.

make that ANYONE - been there. It sucks, but an apology usually does marvels.

[CourtFool]

Do we need a 101 things Dragnmoon is not allowed to do list?

Finding a supervisor’s performance review is not authorization for me to alter it to better reflect reality.

[Aberzombie]

Note to self:

Just because another organization is also part of the DoD, do not assume they will follow the same rules about what can be sent via email.

...also, buy TP.

[Kobold Catgirl]

Note to Self:
Do not stick around to gloat when exploding S/\/\RF villages with a time bomb.

[Sigil]

Painting myself blue and showing up to work that way is not tolerated.

Furthermore, using the defense that it is religious discrimination when they send me home until I am a normal color is needlessly provocative.

I am not a "bluddhist" and in fact there does not appear to be any such thing. Certainly not an organized body of faith in any case.

I have needlessly wasted HR resources because of the "mandatory psych eval" for all new hires. This may be reflected in the loss of my bonus.

[Gavgoyle]

Memo to myself:

Do the dumb things I gotta do. TOUCH THE PUPPET HEAD!!

[Aberzombie]

Note to self:

Eat dinner.

[The Eldritch Mr. Shiny]

Notes to self:

- Give Dove my sequential art project
- Wear clean underwear tomorrow
- GO TO F%@%ING BED!

[Kruelaid]

Note to self:

Do not post vile homo-erotic descriptions involving Samuel Weiss and yellowdingo.

[Aberzombie]

note to self:

Don't do that anymore. It hurts.

[Dragnmoon]

Note to Self:

When an attractive Stripper tells you her friend told her she should date someone in the Air Force, don't tell her she shouldn't and then go on describing all the reason why she shouldn't.

[Kruelaid]

Note to self:

Keep some insecticidal soap in the medicine cabinet for the next time you do a stripper.

[Callum]

Note to self:

Do not post request for Kruelaid's vile homo-erotic descriptions involving Samuel Weiss and yellowdingo; e-mail him instead.

[Aberzombie]

Note to self:

Email Kruelaid later today.

[CourtFool]

Callum wrote:

Note to self:

Do not post request for Kruelaid's vile homo-erotic descriptions involving Samuel Weiss and yellowdingo; e-mail him instead.

Follow Callum’s advice.

Damn filthy, gay hobbitses.

[Seldriss]

Note to Self :
Be nice with my players like i am with my 2 years old son.
They are much more sensitive and much less mature than he is, so they need a nice goody-goody DM.

[Cpt_kirstov]

Dragnmoon wrote:

I am starting this thread to write notes to myself, to remind myself not to do stupid things.

Note to self:

Remind Dragnmoon not to do stupid things

[Sharoth]

Seldriss wrote:

Note to Self :

Be nice with my players like i am with my 2 years old son.
They are much more sensitive and much less mature than he is, so they need a nice goody-goody DM.

~LAUGHTER~ OMFG!!! That is so true!

[Callous Jack]

Send Kruelaid some cautionary pamphlets on Electro Gonorrhea: The Noisy Killer.

[CourtFool]

Seldriss wrote:

Note to Self :

Be nice with my players like i am with my 2 years old son.
They are much more sensitive and much less mature than he is, so they need a nice goody-goody DM.

Why not find more mature players?

[Seldriss]

CourtFool wrote:

Why not find more mature players?

Now that's silly...

Is there any ?

[CourtFool]

Seldriss wrote:

Now that's silly...

Is there any ?

Well what did you expect from a fool?

[Sharoth]

CourtFool wrote:

Seldriss wrote:

Now that's silly...

Is there any ?

Well what did you expect from a fool?

~sneaks in and then WHAPS CourtFoll across the head with a fresh trout~ Take that, stinker! ~runs away~

[Callous Jack]

Sharoth wrote:

CourtFool wrote:

Seldriss wrote:

Now that's silly...

Is there any ?

Well what did you expect from a fool?

~sneaks in and then WHAPS CourtFoll across the head with a fresh trout~ Take that, stinker! ~runs away~

I see no reason why that trout needed to be fresh.

[Trey]

Note to self: Remember to go to new job on Monday, not old one.

[Krome]

Note to self:

remember to set Trey's clock back two hours on monday

[Moff Rimmer]

Note to self --

Go through the office and destroy any staplers I see.

[Callous Jack]

Moff Rimmer wrote:

Note to self --

Go through the office and destroy any staplers I see.

And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I'm, I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll set the building on fire...

[Moff Rimmer]

Callous Jack wrote:

Moff Rimmer wrote:

Note to self --

Go through the office and destroy any staplers I see.

And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I'm, I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll set the building on fire...

Exactly.

[Aberzombie]

Note to self:

Write note to self.

[EileenProphetofIstus]

Note to self. Post on this thread when you actually have something to say!

[Aberzombie]

Note to self:

Try to think of something clever to say next time you post on this thread.

[Gene 95]

Note to self:
Buy krazy glue at the next opportunity.

[Billzabub]

Post to self:

Admit you have an addiction to Paizo's boards and get help so you can return to be a productive person.

[Lilith]

Note: Spend evening drawing naughty pictures of Pathfinder Iconics.

[Gene 95]

Lilith wrote:

Note: Spend evening drawing naughty pictures of Pathfinder Iconics.

Note to self:

Remind Lilith to spend the evening drawing naughty pictures of Pathfinder iconics.

:D

[Dragnmoon]

Note to Self:

When your Captain *boss* tells you, you can go home early don't remind him of some work you can do that could have been put off until Monday

[Cosmo]

Lilith wrote:

Note: Spend evening drawing naughty pictures of Pathfinder Iconics.

Note to self:

Set channel to "Lilith" tonight on the Paizo-All-Customer-Mandatory-Monitoring-For-Marketing-Purposes-Yeah-Marketi ng-That's-It-MARKETING-Nothing-Else-Really (tm) Feeds.

[Dragnmoon]

Cosmo wrote:

Lilith wrote:

Note: Spend evening drawing naughty pictures of Pathfinder Iconics.

Note to self:

Set channel to "Lilith" tonight on the Paizo-All-Customer-Mandatory-Monitoring-For-Marketing-Purposes-Yeah-Marketi ng-That's-It-MARKETING-Nothing-Else-Really (tm) Feeds.

That is... Disturbing

Note to self:

Look through house for the cameras linked to Paizo

[Sharoth]

Callous Jack wrote:

Sharoth wrote:

CourtFool wrote:

Seldriss wrote:

Now that's silly...

Is there any ?

Well what did you expect from a fool?

~sneaks in and then WHAPS CourtFoll across the head with a fresh trout~ Take that, stinker! ~runs away~

I see no reason why that trout needed to be fresh.

~shrugs~ If I were not touching it, then I would want it to be as rotten as it could get. ~grins~ However, since I am using it as a weapon, I want it fresh!

[Cosmo]

Sharoth wrote:

Callous Jack wrote:

*snip*

I see no reason why that trout needed to be fresh.

~shrugs~ If I were not touching it, then I would want it to be as rotten as it could get. ~grins~ However, since I am using it as a weapon, I want it fresh!

Note to self: Silver Dragons have dainty, sensitive skin and cannot tolerate rotten fish.

[Rhavin]

Cosmo wrote:

Sharoth wrote:

Callous Jack wrote:

*snip*

I see no reason why that trout needed to be fresh.

~shrugs~ If I were not touching it, then I would want it to be as rotten as it could get. ~grins~ However, since I am using it as a weapon, I want it fresh!

Note to self: Silver Dragons have dainty, sensitive skin and cannot tolerate rotten fish.

Uh oh, Sebastian might not be the only one who gets a special package in the mail. ;)

[Callous Jack]

Cosmo wrote:

Sharoth wrote:

Callous Jack wrote:

*snip*

I see no reason why that trout needed to be fresh.

~shrugs~ If I were not touching it, then I would want it to be as rotten as it could get. ~grins~ However, since I am using it as a weapon, I want it fresh!

Note to self: Silver Dragons have dainty, sensitive skin and cannot tolerate rotten fish.

Note to self: silver dragons are sissies.

[Dragnmoon]

Note to Self:

When walking down the stairs in the dark, never assume you are on the last step!

[Sharoth]

Cosmo wrote:

Sharoth wrote:

Callous Jack wrote:

*snip*

I see no reason why that trout needed to be fresh.

~shrugs~ If I were not touching it, then I would want it to be as rotten as it could get. ~grins~ However, since I am using it as a weapon, I want it fresh!

Note to self: Silver Dragons have dainty, sensitive skin and cannot tolerate rotten fish.

~takes the fish and munches on it~ Nah. sushi. ~munch, munch~

[CourtFool]

Dragnmoon wrote:

Note to self:

Look through house for the cameras linked to Paizo

Note to self:

Moon Paizo cameras.

[Sharoth]

CourtFool wrote:

Dragnmoon wrote:

Note to self:

Look through house for the cameras linked to Paizo

Note to self:

Moon Paizo cameras.

~WHAPS CoutFool with a fresh catfish~ Meow!

[Aberzombie]

Note to self:

Never mix beer and icecream.

[Andrew Turner]

Aberzombie wrote:

Note to self:

Never mix beer and icecream.

You don't like a Guinness Float?