Bella Sara Charter Superscriber
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Laugh it up now, you one-eyed doll-golem, I just got an email from Josh Frost, which I've taken the liberty to post below (at his request):
Sebastian,
We gratefully accept your offer to be an employee of Paizo, including your demands for a six figure salary, corner office, and the right to insert your two-weapon fighting half-dragon drow rogue worshipper of Bane into the next adventure path as a Heroic Godlike NPC. Also, as you requested, your desk will be mounted on a 2 foot pedestal above Cosmo's working space and you will have a lifetime supply of pickle chips to fling at him.
On a personal note, I'd like to say how happy I am that you are joining our team. For too long we've lived with the shame of providing excellent customer service and high quality products. With you replacing Cosmo, our long nightmare of friendly and polite customer service will finally be over.
Best regards,
Josh Frost
Welcome to the team Sebastian, but please, watch what you say about our monocular employees.
Glad to have you on board. Best of luck trying to control Cosmo, I hear he gave Jason rabies.
Heck, even I don't have anything smart-assed to say about this. Awesome news!
Right now I'm on Day 4 of vacation in Minnesota, so I blame the spatial displacement.And why, for the love of all that is Holy would you come here? At least it's not winter I suppose...
You forgot: "oh, and leave the money behind."
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~wicked laughter~ Poor Sebastian.
Why do you guys need a Customer Service Representative? You got Linda [LISA] and everyone else working the boards? OK, maybe you want to sleep. Or was it our bad behavior on the boards and you need a baby sitter for us?
Oops. I got LISA's name wrong. My apologies. I suck with names. I am a reclusive, geeky, afraid of girls type of guy. That is why I play D&D.
P.S. If you have not seen the 'Fear of Girls' YouTube, you are missing something.
P.S.S. Erik, stay away from MN. We replaced April snow with endless rain and thunderstorms. Hey, Rich Baker will be at Source Comics on Saturday June 7th. If you know him, you may want to visit. But he is running a WWDD demo of 4th Edition. Ohhhh...
And folks of you who aren't paizo.com employees... well... we're hiring!
Hey if you ever have a Full time accounting position open I fully intend to convince my wife to apply.
graywulfe
Sorry graywulfe, I snatched that one up about a year ago. :)
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Why do you guys need a Customer Service Representative? You got Linda [LISA] and everyone else working the boards? OK, maybe you want to sleep. Or was it our bad behavior on the boards and you need a baby sitter for us?Oops. I got LISA's name wrong.
Oh you Don Juan, you know that Linda in Portuguese means beautiful!
just open the game, you are also applying for a job and wants to grant the position by pleasing the "future" employer.tsc tsc, low.. really low!
Ney Pinto.
PS: Hi Linda ^_^
EDIT: I mean, Lisa
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Cosmo, as long as you keep that avatar you should make all your emoticons with periods instead of colons.
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(That last one is for winking, of course.)
:)Cosmo, as long as you keep that avatar you should make all your emoticons with periods instead of colons.
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(That last one is for winking, of course.)
Would that make Chris's emoticons as follows:
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I believe you will find my response in your inbox. To be succinct:
DOWN WITH COSMO!
UP WITH SEBASTIAN!
Thank you.
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Maybe you could replace Sebastian's Icon with one of the My Little Ponies from the deck. I think it would make the tongue lashings easier to swallow. :)
Maybe you could replace Sebastian's Icon with one of the My Little Ponies from the deck. I think it would make the tongue lashings easier to swallow. :)
I believe you will find my response in your inbox. To be succinct:
DOWN WITH COSMO!
UP WITH SEBASTIAN!
Thank you.
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I agree. I would like to see Bella Sara Fanboi get what he deserves. No one deserves that type of icon more than Bella Sara Fanboi, I mean, Sebastian! Please give him what he deserves, Gary!
:)Cosmo, as long as you keep that avatar you should make all your emoticons with periods instead of colons.
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(That last one is for winking, of course.)
Would that make Chris's emoticons as follows:
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Well played, sir!
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Thirdly, if anyone from Paizo is in Texas your invited to play in my 4E campaign anytime. :)
Lensman, what part of Texas are you in? Im in Houston, specifically the Clearlake area.
;':) Guess who?
who?
woohoo?
I was actually hoping you would guess Gary Teter, on account of the extra eyes in his avatar. Oh well.
Lensman, what part of Texas are you in? Im in Houston, specifically the Clearlake area.Thirdly, if anyone from Paizo is in Texas your invited to play in my 4E campaign anytime. :)
I live in the Fort Worth area.
,)(That last one is for winking, of course.)
Old proverb amongst my people 'One eyed man who sleeps may be winking a long time to fool you'.
Yeah I know, our proverbs suck.
With you replacing Cosmo, our long nightmare of friendly and polite customer service will finally be over.
Ain't that the truth.
Maybe you could replace Sebastian's Icon with one of the My Little Ponies from the deck. I think it would make the tongue lashings easier to swallow. :)
Wait...you want to swallow Sebastian's tongue? Are you sure you know where it's been?
Freedom!!
Dear lord.
Let's do the timewarp again ...
Umm...why?
I mean there are some reasonably good threads in this section that discuss some interesting elements of 4E...but this thread is not one of them.
~smirks~ Poor emo pony boi!