Just had to be done.
What are we without our prepositions?
Hot Aboleth on Mind Flayer action! (wait.. Mind Flayer's aren't SRD... noooo!)
What happens in the Underdark, stays in the Underdark. The herpes does not, however.
What a mind fu... fun! Yeah, fun!
Is this the thread where it's ok to use humor to avoid explosive rhetoric? Because those other ones are too scary for me.
This is threatening to be one sexy subterranean post.
Personally I think duergar are the perfect height. Aw yeah!
I'm surprised no one's mentioned Drow yet. Heartbreakers, every last one of them.
Hot Aboleth on Mind Flayer action! (wait.. Mind Flayer's aren't SRD... noooo!)
Wait.. just how do you know a guy Aboleth from a gal?
I'm surprised no one's mentioned Drow yet. Heartbreakers, every last one of them.
Yeah Drow priestses... Hot nun action at 6. :oP
Mucus texture and taste.Hot Aboleth on Mind Flayer action! (wait.. Mind Flayer's aren't SRD... noooo!)Wait.. just how do you know a guy Aboleth from a gal?
OK... THAT was an image I did not need.
Wait.. just how do you know a guy Aboleth from a gal?
I thought the guys smoked Winstons and the girls smoked Virginia Slims.
I can sex them easily. If it won't let go of the remote control, it's a male.
I can sex them easily. If it won't let go of the remote control, it's a male.
Good thing you don't use the control of the car radio test, cause that would make my girlfriend the guy and me the girl.
When I saw the title to this thread I said, "Ohh no, not another one".
When I saw who the OP was I said, "Oh."
I don't want to hear that word again from any of you.
It's DARKLANDS.
Other worlds only have darkrooms.
Bah, mindflayers only think about sex. And they make you think about sex, too. Literally. Mental BDSM.
There was an all-male stag film made in the underdark called Abolethal Weapon. Rumor has it the star lost mental domination over his privates and they had to bring in latex puppetry to finish the film.
Oh yeah, M'Eel Gitsbun. Great XXX screen name. Too bad he lost it.
Oh yeah, M'Eel Gitsbun. Great XXX screen name. Too bad he lost it.
M'Eel... <G> Nice.
Yeah, when you hear an Aboleth of all people say Jews are running the world, it's like... dude, look in a mirror! You have 10,000 human slaves in your stalactite sharpening plant alone!
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You go through the East tunnel. It is pitch black ahead.
(L)ook, Go (E)ast, Go (W)est?
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You continue Eastward. You are hit on by a grue.
(L)ook, (F)lirt, (P)lay Hard To Get, Politely (B)rush Off?
I cheer Infocom/text adventure references and I always will.
CHEERS. pick up lotion. go e.
There was an all-male stag film made in the underdark called Abolethal Weapon. Rumor has it the star lost mental domination over his privates and they had to bring in latex puppetry to finish the film.
LMAO
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You go through the East tunnel. It is pitch black ahead.
(L)ook, Go (E)ast, Go (W)est?
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You continue Eastward. You are hit on by a grue.
(L)ook, (F)lirt, (P)lay Hard To Get, Politely (B)rush Off?
A GRUE!!! A blast from the past. Zork was the first text adventure I did on a computer :)
- Zorg
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You go through the East tunnel. It is pitch black ahead.
(L)ook, Go (E)ast, Go (W)est?
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You continue Eastward. You are hit on by a grue.
(L)ook, (F)lirt, (P)lay Hard To Get, Politely (B)rush Off?
A GRUE!!! A blast from the past. Zork was the first text adventure I did on a computer :)
- Zorg
Zork and the other Infocom adventures were a big thing for me from age 16 on.
The first text adventure I ever played was the great progenitor of them all as far as I know. At age 15, I spent a day exploring Adventure or Hall of the Mountain King on a huge old Wang at UCSF. As suggestive as that may sound, it is absolutely accurate. The computers then were bigger than computer desks are now.
There was also the first (again, as far as I know) build-a-civilization type computer game... called Hammurabi. You play the king and you divert resources between agriculture and other factors in an attempt to improve Babylon.
Those the earlier program may have been written sometime around 1972, back when computers wheeze dust and gerbils ran on exercise wheels to slowly spin the disk drives.
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Hot Aboleth on Mind Flayer action! (wait.. Mind Flayer's aren't SRD... noooo!)Wait.. just how do you know a guy Aboleth from a gal?
I figured Aboleths for hermaphrodites.
Hot gay action everywhere. Who woulda thunk it?
It mutated since then.
Hey, who's been using my Keoghtom's Ointment and why does it smell like a . . .
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I'm surprised no one's mentioned Drow yet. Heartbreakers, every last one of them.
I regard Drow as a matriarchal society, with the men relegated to little more than slaves.
Drow women prefer relationships between each other, not for any feeling of love, but from what benefits such alliances might grant them in society, such as prestige, intimidation, favours, information, resources etc.
Drow women regard their men little more than cattle, useful only for manual labour, menial tasks beneath the contempt of females, or as breeding stock.
Meanwhile, men are used to a harsh life, and tend to form bonds between one another as can occur in prison, the military, or other segregated environments.
I'm surprised no one's mentioned Drow yet. Heartbreakers, every last one of them.I regard Drow as a matriarchal society, with the men relegated to little more than slaves.
Drow women prefer relationships between each other, not for any feeling of love, but from what benefits such alliances might grant them in society, such as prestige, intimidation, favours, information, resources etc.
Drow women regard their men little more than cattle, useful only for manual labour, menial tasks beneath the contempt of females, or as breeding stock.
Meanwhile, men are used to a harsh life, and tend to form bonds between one another as can occur in prison, the military, or other segregated environments.
oddly enuff thats how I played em a few times...many jokes still haunt us
I saw a snervneblin with a rainbow sticker on their car the other day.
I'm still trying to figure out:
A) How they got a car into the underdark
b) How they know what a rainbow looks like.
I regard Drow as a matriarchal society
I don't, and I like how that is likely going to change in Pathfinder, as they ditch that b~@!$ with all her spiders and reinstate a demon pantheon. No more angst-ridden rangers, lesbian priestesses, and weird "laws" and back to eating babies and all those other "cool" atrocities.
I heard that "underdark" was really just a fantasy euphemism for . . . ah nevermind.
Bend over, it's comin' up yer underdark, boy!
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I don't, and I like how that is likely going to change in Pathfinder, as they ditch that b!!#* with all her spiders and reinstate a demon pantheon. No more angst-ridden rangers, lesbian priestesses, and weird "laws" and back to eating babies and all those other "cool" atrocities.
Don't count your chickens...