A party who shall go nameless, but whose initials are "JAMES JACOBS", alluded to an exciting and fun top secret meeting which took place on Monday.
Another party who likewise shall go nameless, but whose initials are "JASON BULMAHN" was also said to be in attendence.
Now that the GAMA representatives have returned from Las Vegas, kindly reveal the subject of said Top Secret meeting.. and explain why it was exciting.
Only through compliance to this, my most heartfelt wish, may I return to my rest in the afterworld.
If you qre really Edgar Cayce, you ought to be able to psychic up the answer yourself. :)
Curses! Foiled again.
If you qre really Edgar Cayce, you ought to be able to psychic up the answer yourself. :)
LOL
Oh yeah, sorry to correct you, but it is ARE... not QRE. Spell check is your friend. :oP
*runs from the scary cyclopes dude*
Peer pressure...I shall add my voice to the clamor wishing to learn the secrets. Enquiring minds want to know.
I have summed up in a summary document how well this secret meeting was kept secret, and the effective level of sneakiness involved.
This is a guess (and only a guess, straight out of my chair, specificly the part of my chair that makes noises when I happen to sit in it), but I'd guess they were discussing compatability logo licensing.
(Yes, it is also a hope.)
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...but I'd guess they were discussing compatability logo licensing.
Close, Product Merger Licensing.
There's quite a market to increase product recognizability by formulating Identity Marketing Mergers with Nissan, Vinland Productions Canada Inc., Pathfinder International, and NASA.
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...but I'd guess they were discussing compatability logo licensing.Close, Product Merger Licensing.
There's quite a market to increase product recognizability by formulating Identity Marketing Mergers with Nissan, Vinland Productions Canada Inc., Pathfinder International, and NASA.
Outstanding.
What meeting? Why don't I know anything about this?
They hired me to dance for them...I should've known something was up when there were no children, and it was behind closed doors.
Good tippers, though.
Paizo's getting into the biofuel market.
Well, there is a biodiesel fueling station just down the block...
They are getting ready to acquire Activision Blizzard. I just know it.
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Actually it is more likely a pizza deal. Think about it. We know from blogs of Alpha release day that some of the editorial team eat pizza. If they have secured ther own pizza parlour, then it probably reduces development costs of new products.
Wow...Pathfinder Pizza, get a subscription so you never have to wory about ordering your pizza for game night again! Pathfinder subscribers can take advantage of the Pathfinder advantage bonus! Great idea.
Wow...Pathfinder Pizza, get a subscription so you never have to wory about ordering your pizza for game night again! Pathfinder subscribers can take advantage of the Pathfinder advantage bonus! Great idea.
Even on express shipping, that's going to take at least 6 days to the UK. And with express shipping, it becomes about a £30 / $60 pizza. I'll pass...
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Even on express shipping, that's going to take at least 6 days to the UK. And with express shipping, it becomes about a £30 / $60 pizza. I'll pass...
Wow...Pathfinder Pizza, get a subscription so you never have to wory about ordering your pizza for game night again! Pathfinder subscribers can take advantage of the Pathfinder advantage bonus! Great idea.
Well, the idea would be to open global franchises.
Director of Narrative
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Curses! Foiled again.If you qre really Edgar Cayce, you ought to be able to psychic up the answer yourself. :)
But...but...On March 18th Mr Cayce spoke to me from beyond the grave. It seems I was swindled.
Edit:
I want black olives, 'shrooms and bell peppers on my Pathfinder Pizza, please.
Xtra large, of course.
Pathfinder's Pizza Paizo... Now that a one spicy meat-a-ball.
You will find out when Oprah tells you, and not one moment sooner.
Curse you Oprah and your book club! Tell us! Did you give every Paizo customer a car?
Two Words: Cold fusion
It seems someone at Paizo found out that they lined the toilet pipes with paladium. Whoosh! Instant energy...Paizo's financial troubles are solved so they can get back to work on making cool Pathfinder and Golarion stuff. :-)
What? I can't dream a little dream?
What I want to know is whether Pathfinder Pizza will be backward-compatible with the pizza I already like.
only with the OGL (Olives & Green peppers License) not the GSL (Greasy Sausage License).
;oP
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Oprah, eh? Sound likes free gifts that I will have to pay taxes on which will make me very unhappy and I will go to the press and they will report on how her gifts are causing me strife and hear ratings will go down and...
whew, that takes work... JUST TELL US SO I CAN GET SOME SLEEP.
Oh, did someone say pizza?
Curse you Oprah and your book club! Tell us! Did you give every Paizo customer a car?
In that case, would it have been a... Nissan Pathfinder? :D
Oprah... Oprah's book club... it's Pathfinder Fiction!
I heard this meeting had directly to do with the "WotC vs Paizo" thread, and it was over growing demand for a company dress-code policy at work (Much to the dismay of Mike McArtor).
You will find out when Oprah tells you, and not one moment sooner.
Any mention of Oprah on the internet officially requires THIS to posted.
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It's people. Paizo is made out of people. They're making our RPG products out of people. Next thing they'll be breeding us like cattle for food. You've gotta tell them. You've gotta tell them!
You tell everybody. Listen to me, Watcher. You've gotta tell them! Paizo is people! We've gotta stop them somehow!
It's the Free Masons...they want a piece of the action.
Or, is it the Mafia and a piece of the Paizo pizza?
mmmmmm.....pizza
Soon you'll be able to buy the exclusive video on VHS and DVD, containing the whole meeting recorded on a hidden cam. I'm setting up the website as we speak. For the first 10.000 who buy, I'll throw in a free Goblin Autopsy video. It's shocking!
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Two Words: Cold fusion
It seems someone at Paizo found out that they lined the toilet pipes with paladium. Whoosh! Instant energy...Paizo's financial troubles are solved so they can get back to work on making cool Pathfinder and Golarion stuff. :-)
What? I can't dream a little dream?
Financial problems????
Financial problems????
I meant that in the "we have to pay our bills and employees" way to keep making cool products. I'm not hinting that Piazo's having any kind of financial troubles...at least none I'm aware of.
Sorry if I'm starting rumors...although that cold fusion thing would be kinda cool!
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Paizo is really the shadow government and they have finalized their plans to set up martial law, cancel the elections and to take over. This puts WotC in a subordinate role and they embrace Pathfinder and begin to contribute...
Hasbro sells WotC to Paizo for a song (Vic has to sing it though) and we all live happily ever after.
Paizo is really the shadow government and they have finalized their plans to set up martial law, cancel the elections and to take over. This puts WotC in a subordinate role and they embrace Pathfinder and begin to contribute...
Hasbro sells WotC to Paizo for a song (Vic has to sing it though) and we all live happily ever after.
That reminds me... Who all remembers the game Illuminati?
