Nick says do an ad and this is what happened.
You may find this funny. I did a 51 second long commercial for Sinister Adventures on the fly last Thursday and Ed Healy placed it into a good few podcasts, such as the latest Tome Show. Go to this site and choose the Promo 1: Travel the Razor Coast download. Hit the play button. Don't play it loud at work. Really.
I'm available for parties. Massage costs extra.
(Don't tell Manpig)
Cute. Very cute. Having fun? I hope so. (we sure are...)
Nice. You got that whole DJ voice thing going on.
Thanks, Shiny. Let me sing the call letters: W...A...R...P!
"I am a D.J., I am what I play
Can't turn around no, can't turn around, no, oh, ooh..."
I'm opening an escort service for swine.
Interested?
Pearl Necklaces Before Swine... great service... I highly recommend.
(Don't tell Manpig)
Who knows? He may have a pirate fetish.
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AAAAHHHH AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!! Niiiice.
Ah, sweet porcine amor. When does it ever fail to entertain?
Cute. Very cute. Having fun? I hope so. (we sure are...)
If someone doesn't let me do another commercial soon I'll just implode into a black hole of my own questionable taste. I needs me an outlet something fierce.
Hilarious! :D
Rock!
Can you do one with video, maybe on YouTube ??
Hilarious! :D
Arrrrrrrrrrr! Thank ye!
Rock!
Can you do one with video, maybe on YouTube ??
Well, I have a HD videocamera and HD editing software. Considering I could probably get permission to film on the nearby Clearwater Sloop, and it wouldn't take all that much to piratize me... it could probably be done.
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Hilarious! :DArrrrrrrrrrr! Thank ye!
Well, I have a HD videocamera and HD editing software. Considering I could probably get permission to film on the nearby Clearwater Sloop, and it wouldn't take all that much to piratize me... it could probably be done.Rock!
Can you do one with video, maybe on YouTube ??
DO IT.
LOL...
I'm hearing Stiller as Starsky insisting DO IT!
DO IT!
You just had to bring that up, didn't you.LOL...
I'm hearing Stiller as Starsky insisting DO IT!
DO IT!
It wasn't me. Strange women in fuscia wet suits and brandishing crotch-mounted cheese batons drugged me and implanted a chip in my noodle. It forces me to say things... terrible things...
::shudders and hugs himself::
Spit bubble paradise eats its own!
See?!
::charges off in a terrified fit of self loathing::
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You just had to bring that up, didn't you.LOL...
I'm hearing Stiller as Starsky insisting DO IT!
DO IT!
It wasn't me. Strange women in fuscia wet suits and brandishing crotch-mounted cheese batons drugged me and implanted a chip in my noodle. It forces me to say things... terrible things...
::shudders and hugs himself::
Spit bubble paradise eats its own!
See?!
::charges off in a terrified fit of self loathing::
I brought you scissors. Don't kill me.
Rone took the scissors. His chip told him, "Conjoined knives... freaks!" but Rone paid this guttural whisper no mind as he steadied his hand and plunged one of the blades into his left ear.
Working his way in deeper, until up to the elbow in pink, scrambled eggledom, the chip eventually slid out from his head atop an oozing wave of thought juice like some kind of motherboard-themed surfboard.
Rone wiped the scissors clean on his thigh and presented them back to Shiny, the man who had so thoughtfully freed him from the curse of mad speech.
I'm opening an escort service for swine.
Interested?
"Oh yeah!"
Mooj is DIRTY! I love him! :-)
Rone gives good ad by the way. Very good ad.
EDIT: The best thing is: Mooj's avatar LOOKS like he's doing something untoward to pig! LOL!
EDIT: The best thing is: Mooj's avatar LOOKS like he's doing something untoward to pig! LOL!
It would be hard to find an avatar that looked more like it was servicing a farm animal.
Rone took the scissors. His chip told him, "Conjoined knives... freaks!" but Rone paid this guttural whisper no mind as he steadied his hand and plunged one of the blades into his left ear.
Working his way in deeper, until up to the elbow in pink, scrambled eggledom, the chip eventually slid out from his head atop an oozing wave of thought juice like some kind of motherboard-themed surfboard.
Rone wiped the scissors clean on his thigh and presented them back to Shiny, the man who had so thoughtfully freed him from the curse of mad speech.
The kobold ran in and began scooping up the thought juice, glad that he would have a good supper.
The kobold ran in and began scooping up the thought juice, glad that he would have a good supper.
Every little bits helps. Do what you can, with my blessing.
Mooj is DIRTY! I love him! :-)
EDIT: The best thing is: Mooj's avatar LOOKS like he's doing something untoward to a pig! LOL!
How would you know?
.....on second thoughts, don't answer that.
Nick wrote the book on it. Seriously. You can get it on Amazon and it even comes with a one-use, high powered sublingual tranq tab on the inside cover (less hoofmarks to the head for your pioneering descent into zoolove).
Pork....it's the other white meat.
See, now I've done irrepairable damage to myself by forming what was supposed to be temporary connection between the rather seperate ideas of pigs and sexiness. When I read your post I actually heard (playing in my mental background):
Get down... get down...
Get down... get down...
From Kool and the Gang's Jungle Boogie.
What have I done? If I hear funky porn bass lines everytime someone brings up Wilbur from Charlotte's Web... or Babe...
Ba Ram Ewe takes on a whole different--
GOD NO!
mareseatoats anddoeseatoats andlittlelambseativy
Barnyard animals... eating... mention of sex.... thanks for that. You know I'm a visual sorta guy, Heath.
::commits himself::
Where's vomit guy when ya need him? ;)
Same place Little Boy Blue is?
Blowing horns?
Who's Chunk?
Well I'm not too quick on the uptake, or even too slow on the down take for that matter.
What mastery of echo resides in the celestial void between my ears?
*Deliverance music playing*
Squeeeeeeeel like a pig!
*even the creepy banjo kid shies away from the horrible sight*
Who's Chunk?
Now take that soundtrack and put it behind the act Heathansson describes for quite the show.
Goonies are good enough. They're good. They're good. They're good. They're good enough for me. A-whoa-oa-oa-e-oa-e-oa.
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Rone took the scissors. His chip told him, "Conjoined knives... freaks!" but Rone paid this guttural whisper no mind as he steadied his hand and plunged one of the blades into his left ear.
Working his way in deeper, until up to the elbow in pink, scrambled eggledom, the chip eventually slid out from his head atop an oozing wave of thought juice like some kind of motherboard-themed surfboard.
Rone wiped the scissors clean on his thigh and presented them back to Shiny, the man who had so thoughtfully freed him from the curse of mad speech.
Now, all we need is for Gary to change your posts into Copperplate Gothic, and we're set.
Now, all we need is for Gary to change your posts into Copperplate Gothic, and we're set.Rone took the scissors. His chip told him, "Conjoined knives... freaks!" but Rone paid this guttural whisper no mind as he steadied his hand and plunged one of the blades into his left ear.
Working his way in deeper, until up to the elbow in pink, scrambled eggledom, the chip eventually slid out from his head atop an oozing wave of thought juice like some kind of motherboard-themed surfboard.
Rone wiped the scissors clean on his thigh and presented them back to Shiny, the man who had so thoughtfully freed him from the curse of mad speech.
You, sir, are a font of wise font usage.
